13. Resist the urge to get involved trendy food & wine elitism. Who gives a fuck if you:

-waited in line 2 hours for "amazing" udon noodles.
-know all the BEST microbreweries across eastern Europe.
-dropped $100 for the tasting menu at a "chocolate bar".
-went to Italy and found a rare olive oil reccomended by Mario Batalli.
-took a 4 week somalier course to learn the fine differnces of regional merlot, pino noir, and zinfidel.

Oh, and if you're pondering opening a cupcake shop ..I reserve the right urinate in your frosting bowl.

Fuck your cupcakes!
dlee | 06.27.07 - 7:14 am | #

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PoCho Pete | 06.27.07 - 9:28 am | #

14. Stop talking about how cool you used to be. If you have to talk about how cool or crazy you used to be, you weren't that cool or crazy...deal with it.
PoCho Pete | 06.27.07 - 9:56 am | #

15. Be original and refrain from making the racist/ethnic/homophobic joke.
Christina | Homepage | 06.27.07 - 3:30 pm | #

16. Stop voting for fucking Republicans. Seriously.

17. It is not cool to squeeze out silent but deadly farts in crowded areas.

18. Stop listening to The Who.

19. Only serious douchebags press both the "Up" and "Down" elevator buttons regardless of which direction they want to go. Stop that shit.
Joe | Homepage | 06.27.07 - 3:49 pm | #

16. Take a minute to think of all the people you a) owe money to and/or b) have borrowed something from, and make sure you give them their $$$/shit back pronto.

That will make you feel better about calling all the people who owe you $$$ or have borrowed your shit and asking the same...
Finn | 06.27.07 - 3:53 pm | #

this list rocks

i have been going through pbdotc archives and they're full of flagrant violations

*delete delete delete*

so

17. All of the above applies to blog entries as well as real life.
pbdotc | 06.27.07 - 10:15 pm | #

Stop questioning Mayor Bloomberg. Your douchebag ratings sky rocket when you go against the future president.
bc ny | 06.28.07 - 9:42 am | #

I'd like to amend # 11:
If you're a married or cohabitating man, you are always responsible for 50% of household chores/duties.

And add:
If you are a grown man, you need to shower daily and apply deodorant daily.

If you are a nonsmoker, it is not okay to approach a smoker to chastise them or give them health tips.

When getting on the subway, wait for people to get off the train before you try to shove your fat ass on board.

When traveling, if you have conversed with the person next to you for more than fifteen minutes, it’s time to shut the f%*& up.
q.w. shnausenbongle, md. | 06.28.07 - 1:53 pm | #

>If you're a married or cohabitating >man, you are always responsible for >50% of household chores/duties

this of course applies equally to men and women.
q.w. shnausenbongle, md. | 06.28.07 - 3:47 pm | #

the 'man is responsible for no less that 1/4 of the chores' thing was supposed to be tongue in cheek -- evidently it didn't come across.
hans | 06.28.07 - 4:56 pm | #

my bad.
q.w. shnausenbongle, md. | 06.28.07 - 6:50 pm | #

...I'm a little slow.
q.w. shnausenbongle, md. | 06.28.07 - 8:19 pm | #

I agree with 25%
Joe M. | 06.28.07 - 10:57 pm | #

By the way, I'm on board with the idea of spiders, but not so much when I actually see one.
Joe M. | 06.28.07 - 10:57 pm | #

that's racist
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