evan-
how's your knee?
kissel | 03.21.07 - 9:17 am | #

MoustacheDat:

1. The Legacy

2. The Chia Pet of Manliness

3. Eric


None of these are as good as the Cross-Face Expressway.
Kois | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 11:47 am | #

The Jenk
MrsSmal | 03.21.07 - 12:51 pm | #

Slobodan Mustachovic
pbdotc | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 1:25 pm | #

wow

sunday morning comin' down
pbdotc | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 6:27 pm | #

re: pb's "wow" link

"Abbate, 38, was arrested Tuesday night at his home. Bond said authorities were notified of the incident on Feb. 21 but were unable to locate Abbate until mid-March."

what the F does that mean? He skipped work for a month? What BS...

- BJL
Anonymous | 03.21.07 - 8:34 pm | #

Sleep matters, fa sho. I like the Lonesome Farmer.

My submission: The Awning of Harmony
Christina | Homepage | 03.21.07 - 9:19 pm | #

i just can't believe the cash song is playing during the beatdown
pbdotc | 03.21.07 - 11:35 pm | #

moustache names:

1) Little Lord Fontelroy

2) alien caterpillar

3) the Shaggy (*scooby doo)
dlee | 03.22.07 - 12:22 am | #

1) The Grease
2) Skid Mark Suck Face Enhancer
3) Sadly Beautiful

Runners Up:
4) Mr. Whirly
5) Favorite Thing
6) Little Mascara
7) Dose of Thunder
Finn | 03.22.07 - 12:41 am | #

1) The Midnight Rambler
2) The Wisconson Badger
3) The Stuytown Tickler
PoCho Pete | Homepage | 03.22.07 - 9:41 am | #

1. Zippy
2. Chief General Commander
3. Doodlebug
smoker | Homepage | 03.22.07 - 12:06 pm | #

http://www.nypost.com/seven/0322...7/ frontback.htm


- BJL
Anonymous | 03.22.07 - 1:29 pm | #

The Pussy Saddle
marey carey | 03.22.07 - 1:46 pm | #

A lot of these could double as band names.
Christina | Homepage | 03.22.07 - 2:26 pm | #

Dear Shack Goddess,

I found you on the first day of spring. You were wearing jeans and a t-shirt. You were a vision of loveliness. Never before have I encountered such a soft, gentle creature. Ever since I saw you on the Shake Shack cam, I haven’t been able to put you out of my mind.

Dear lady, please fulfill my dreams. Grace me with your presence again. Please come back to the cam. It’s been two days since I’ve seen you.

Even better, my fair lady, give me a chance. Just one chance. I want to wine and dine you.

I will buy you a Fluffer Nutter Custard. I will serve you a David Kirsch Vitamin-Mineral Orange Super Juice. Perhaps you’d prefer an Arnold Palmer?

Oh God, girl. I want your shackburger. I want your custard. Baby, it hurts. It hurts so bad.

Meet me at the Shack at midnight.

Your Admirer,
Shack Man, a.k.a., Bird Dog
smoker | 03.22.07 - 6:49 pm | #

1) pussylip
Joe | Homepage | 03.23.07 - 1:10 am | #

Yogi Berra and Dolph Lundgren do not look alike.
Joe | Homepage | 03.23.07 - 8:17 am | #

On the Shake-Shack line, I first saw you there
With your bleach-blonde, teased, Northern Jersey hair
And despite that mean FUPA you still wore your tights
Now that bulging, lower abdomen will haunt all of my nights.

Oh, to rub your sore ankles, tortured by those 6 inch heels
For that opportunity I would beg, borrow and steal
I want nothing more than to make your vericose-love mine
You leopard print, Jersey Vixen in the Shake-Shack Line!
PoCho Pete | Homepage | 03.23.07 - 10:39 am | #

verbungle is twisted
pbdotc | 03.23.07 - 1:11 pm | #

i am loving these submissions
hans | Homepage | 03.23.07 - 4:21 pm | #

moustache name: krillcatcher
BA | 03.23.07 - 6:43 pm | #

moustache names:
tickle pussy
snatch scratcher
fem-jizz mop -good band name too
cooze coochie coo
labia comb
beef lips brusher

Hans , please show me some respect and put my name on that there board for this highly original shit.
abe | 03.24.07 - 12:39 pm | #

great posting idea: best songs about NYC

http://www.gothamist.com/2005/ 10...of_new_york.php
dlee | 03.24.07 - 3:53 pm | #

if you don't watch this you will die:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M...ndid% 3D71088186
dlee | 03.24.07 - 4:28 pm | #

the sad thing about that video is the smug look he has at the ned , like he just performed some real good shit- murderer.
abe | 03.24.07 - 8:19 pm | #

flavor saver?
Douglas | 03.26.07 - 12:28 pm | #

WOW, didn't even read that the field might be secured!! Good going Evan!!
Douglas | 03.26.07 - 12:28 pm | #