"I may be fatter, but so is my cock."
Joe | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 7:58 am | #

btw, you were right to snap at the coworker. Even if a nice person, that's never a funny joke. Ass.
Joe | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 8:00 am | #

bosses suck
crsmal | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 8:03 am | #

re: coworkers. master the art of the oblique. for example:

douchey mcniceguy: "Must be nice, getting to leave at 8 o'clock."
hans bungle: "Yeah but there's a bat in my bathroom wall so I'll be up half the night anyway."

you should think of getting rich as a hobby. spend a little time on it. work at it. figure out how to get good at it. some folks glue trains together, others collect stamps, you learn the ins and outs of getting rich. don't even worry about it.
pbdotc | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 9:17 am | #

'Life can't be this easy'

'i get better looking every day'
dipak | 01.26.07 - 9:35 am | #

"Christina, I love you forever"
B.Nard | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 9:42 am | #

your t-shirt should read
HANS Q. BUNGLE*

*or your real name
Kois | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 10:48 am | #

Vince Carter Top Ten Dunks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r...=rrM-gx5-I9Q& NR
B.Nard | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 11:15 am | #

'Why does it keep getting worse?'
PoCho Pete | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 12:01 pm | #

"Must be nice" is what my dad used to say to deflect such teenage materialistic arguments as "But Jenny Kestel got a Suzuki Samurai for HER 16th birthday!" Today, that's our stock phrase for someone who is living the dream: "Must be nice." Working an 11-hour day and leaving at 8 p.m. is not living the dream, though.

Maybe your T-shirt message could be no. 3 of your post.
Christina | Homepage | 01.26.07 - 12:49 pm | #

on the t-shirt:

I think it would be sad hilarious if you did kind of earnest Dazed & Confused flashback. Meaning: wear a T-shirt representing a top group from that era (*the Cars, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, etc).

Otherwise, my submissions for the T-shirt are:

1) 20 years later ..still haven't dunked.
2) whatever i did --i apologize
dlee | 01.26.07 - 1:19 pm | #

arrow down

"I'm With the Anaconda"
smoker | 01.26.07 - 1:23 pm | #

"Whateva"
"A douchebag says what?"
MrsSmal | 01.26.07 - 2:07 pm | #

"Did I fuck you in the biology lab?"
smoker | 01.26.07 - 2:43 pm | #

"Oh, yeah, I remember you. Are you still such an asshole?"
Joe | Homepage | 01.27.07 - 11:18 am | #

"i am a rabid bushbot"
pbdotc | 01.28.07 - 10:49 am | #