This is great. I was jealous that you were Mrs. Levy's pet. And thanks for not mentioning the Stratego piece/Ali H incident.
Kissel | 11.16.08 - 8:19 am | #

damn, that would have completed my blood-soaked trifecta.
hans | Homepage | 11.16.08 - 10:39 am | #

i got chomped once or twice growing up and still really don't have much to say for the dog.
pbdotc | 11.16.08 - 10:40 am | #

Ha. At The Bar last night I used the term 'finger fucking' in mixed company. We were speculating on the success of a date our friend was on elsewhere. The guys uniformly guffawed, the ladies not so much. There's a lesson there somewhere. I think it's: women have terrible senses of humor.
cW | Homepage | 11.16.08 - 7:06 pm | #

cW, I finger-fucking agree.

Anyhow Hans, good post. I think your boycott of the school performance was probably based on good instincts. I wonder what you would go back and achieve in your class presidency, if you could?
Christina | Homepage | 11.19.08 - 2:21 am | #

i believe finger-blast is the PC way to say finger fuck these days.

good post, keep em coming
Anonymous | 11.19.08 - 12:15 pm | #

slick rick refers to it as 'finger popping.' and he knows.
pbdotc | 11.20.08 - 9:12 pm | #

Along the lines of names for "Fingering" someone, there is a song by the Bloodhound Gang, Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo, it's hysterical. Youtube it. I promise this isn't part II of my 2G1C debacle. Lesson learned on that one. hahaha.
PoCho Pete | 11.21.08 - 9:16 am | #

dlee Knick trade verdict..

Crawford for Harrington: I loathe the weak rebounding chuckulating cry-baby known as Al Harrington. Still, Walsh clearly wants to pave the way for LaBron. From the Warriors perspective, the rookie Morrow is a jem at OG, they still have Azibuke & Belinelli, and M Ellis is eventually coming back so I'm not sure what they're doing (*voiding Ellis contract via moped perhaps?).

Z-bo & Collins for TThomas and Mobley: this deal makes me sad. no, not because Mardy C is gone --he sux balls. It's cause my boy Z-bo was TEARING it up. It ain't easy to find a guy with a legit post game who doubles as the second-coming of Mosese Malone on the glass. To give him away for a washed up cat like Mobley and the personification of a softpaycheckassbummotherfucker like Tim Thomas makes me ill --a worse/older version of Harrington! Seeing him in a Knick uniform again is like seeing a regurgitated portion of a fish taco that made us vommit a year ago. No, not again! Buagh!!

Yes, they both may adapt well to a D'Antoni offence but we now have ONE legit go-to rebounder on the team and NO legit go-to scorer (*Little Nate is now our best scorer and Chandler our BEST player ..no, I'm not exaggerating).

Still, overall these moves are savy because:

1) we have a GREAT shot at Bron and/or Bosh/Wade.
2) we'll suck this year thus getting a better pick in 2009 (*newsflash: we don't own 2010 --Zeke keeps on giving even in death).

That said, I wish Walsh woulda had the patience to deal Curry/Jeffries/Rose instead to make room for my homie Zach. The Cavs would already woulda had a ring if the they kept Boozer with LaBron. Guess we'll never find out how Randolph woulda paired with him.

Alas, poor Z-bo I hardly knew ye.

At least Walsh has a true plan.

Grade: B+
Anonymous | 11.21.08 - 7:00 pm | #

I'd be thankful for a Thanksgiving Verbungle post...
PoCho Pete | 11.26.08 - 9:19 am | #

no post on good ol 7b?
gweb | 11.26.08 - 10:25 am | #