- 7/6/06, 9:55pm
- Men's restroom at the Walt Whitman truck stop off the NJ Turnpike
- bareback riding
- hurt feelings


You could go out in glory:

MTV Casting: Female and Male Basketball Players/Athletes

-----------------------------Reply to: job-89136841@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-08-05, 12:59PM EDT


MTV is casting a movie special and we need YOU if....
you live in the NYC area, are 18 or older, and can play a little basketball.
We need ladies and gentlemen for this, and please know, you don't have to be a great player, but this is Mtv you have to look great to be on.
We're filming this on Friday, August 12th and we'll need you all afternoon!

If this is you:
Send me your name, photo, age, to
mtvmoviespecial@hotmail.com
NO ENTRIES WILL BE LOOKED AT WITHOUT ABOVE REQUIREMENTS


Job location is Manhattan

Compensation: To Be Determined

no -- Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.

no -- Please, no phone calls about this job!

no -- Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

no -- Reposting this message elsewhere is NOT OK.


1. early 06', morning
2. at home
3. child rearing
4. lower back


1. oct. 09, 2005, 12:09 a.m.
2. the bowling alley near union sq.
3. midnite bowling
4. acute scrote self-sit-on


1) 1/14/06, 11:16 PM
2) Stuy Town
3) Walking (prehaps not soberly)
4) Torn ligaments in wrist from falling on ice.


1) 6/19/97, 4:20 AM
2) Some dude's apartment
3) Executing the fiendish beer-bong-beer maneuver
4) Collapsed lung, ruptured ticker, distended liver


1) 4/17/97
2) lifting 180lbs on universal machine
3) hear pin giggling loose
4) attempt to hold weight wone hand & fix pin w/other.
5) plates fall
6) crush index finger like pankcake 7) bloody bone exposed & hanging


If the bungle doesn't start publishing more often, it's gonna be my boot in your ass, and soon.


Date: 1/15/2068
Place: New York, NY
Sport: All
Injury: Peaceful death in sleep


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