I was pitching and had the best view of the play of anyone -- straight at you from about ten feet away. I thought it was a definite catch and called it so immediately. Bear in mind that everyone on our team who was yelling that you trapped it was standing over in the dugout. From their vantage point -- twice as far as me -- all they can see is low glove, ball, and they hear the sound, which did sound a little trappy. But I saw it clear as day: you caught that shit.

Then, later, you pegged a little kid with a 100 mph liner. So don't go getting a big head or anything.
Dan K | Homepage | 08.25.04 - 7:46 am | #

That figure you saw was DEATH. did anybody die in your building that night?and that witch shit is for real. though i'd like to see a clear video of it.
Marvin Gay | 08.25.04 - 7:54 am | #

Dear Dr. Bung
Yesterday I had three very large bowel movements, at three different seatings, before mid-afternoon. Is this normal? Should I be worried?
Yours,
The Taxed Toilet Destroyer
brown trout | 08.25.04 - 10:01 am | #

this is kissel. i was in the dugout, not on second. i was in no way involved. you trapped that ball.
kissel | 08.25.04 - 10:07 am | #

without getting too involved in any of the salicious details, i'd just like to say that today's post makes for some fine readin.
pb dot c | Homepage | 08.25.04 - 12:02 pm | #

Now you want Jon Stewart, f-ing comedian Jon Stewart, to ask John Kerry "tougher questions"?

What kind of dickhead are you?
Republi-CAN | 08.25.04 - 2:22 pm | #

How does it feel to be 35, shiftless, miserably employed, and lost in a New York summer?
Republi-CAN | 08.25.04 - 2:24 pm | #

Rob hit the ball, I think

the runner immediately pointed at you, saying "You trapped it" as you held up the glove and insisted you caught it cleanly
tpde dot net | 08.25.04 - 2:30 pm | #

i thought at first i would take the high road. but i hereby claim credit for "the sound of your nuts knocking together."

hey rebubli-CAN, there's bullshit leaking out of your mouth.
pb dot c | Homepage | 08.25.04 - 3:07 pm | #

Wow, lots of activity today.

Dear Republi-CAN:

I am the kind of dickhead who wants to see Kerry shine. I want to see him get a little fire in his eyes and stand up for who he is and what he's about. He seemed ready to do that, if only Stewart could have challenged him a little bit. But Stewart seemed too starstruck to do it...it was like he felt the need to protect Kerry, like he was embarrassed to bring up some of the stuff he was supposed to ask. Just my opinion. Here's another one of my opinions: you smell like old mayonnaise.
hans | Homepage | 08.25.04 - 3:16 pm | #

I will accept that you caught the ball if someone can offer an adequate explanation as to why there was a "trappy" sound.
Joe | Homepage | 08.25.04 - 4:06 pm | #

Student Charged for Clogging Toilet

.c The Associated Press

PORT OF SWEET GRASS, Mont. (AP) - Jesse Huffman insists he didn't do it on purpose, but the toilet he left plugged after ``nature called'' at this border crossing in north-central Montana has him facing criminal charges.

Toole County authorities charged the 19-year-old college student from Great Falls with criminal mischief after a border agent accused him of intentionally clogging the toilet.

Huffman said the clogged piping was completely unintentional, the result of an urgent, but natural bodily function.

``I've never been arrested before or anything like that, and I get arrested for taking a dump,'' said Huffman, a student at Montana State University in Bozeman.
pb dot c | Homepage | 08.25.04 - 8:42 pm | #

Look around for the monster tonight. You probably should have brought Momentum home with you on Sunday night.
Joe | Homepage | 08.26.04 - 12:49 am | #