Permission, M'lud, to circulate this illuminating document among my court reporting colleagues?
slatts | Homepage | 02.01.05 - 2:50 am | #

I shall lose no time in referring it to my Clerk for a legal opinion =
Anoneumouse | 02.01.05 - 4:47 am | #

Advocate: "May we have ten minutes to take instructions, sir?" (Twenty minutes. Rule of thumb: multiply all time-delay estimates from lawyers by 2, and in the family court by 4.)

Defendant: "I had only drunk 3 pints of lager." (6 pints. Rule of thumb: "lager" means strong lager, "shorts" means doubles.)
Jose | 02.01.05 - 10:08 am | #

We shall just retire now to discuss this case.= god we need a coffee and fag break
steve | Homepage | 02.01.05 - 10:49 am | #

Oh this is fantastic stuff!!
Anonymous | 10.04.08 - 3:39 pm | #