you damn betcha'
Hubris Sonic | Homepage | 09.07.07 - 7:58 am | #

*cracks up*

That's entertainment.
Jesse Wendel | 09.07.07 - 10:24 am | #

What, no pruno on the ingredients list? I'm disappointed.
Loveandlight | 09.07.07 - 10:31 am | #

Holy
Crap.

I wish I was that good.

Day-um, LM, Damn. :D

--Jen
Jen | 09.07.07 - 10:33 am | #

“What, no pruno on the ingredients list? I'm disappointed.”

Bourbon “essence” = Pruno.

The Wal-Mart version of the cologne, ($3.00 less!) uses fine T.J. Swann instead of “Bourbon Essence”.

Don't dare smoke, or stand near an open flame while wearing either variety.
LowerManhattanite | Homepage | 09.07.07 - 11:14 am | #

This was fabulous.

I'm sending this out like cigars from a box to friends and family...

"Eau Fred," indeed.
blksista | 09.07.07 - 1:08 pm | #

Excellent work as usual, LM. Was that you narrating?
John D. | 09.07.07 - 2:55 pm | #

eau freeeeeeeddd... eau nooooooooo...

I stand dumbfounded in the presence of genius...
ceabaird | 09.07.07 - 4:33 pm | #

LOLOLOLOLOL! I love. I haven't laughed this hard since seeing the newscast of the guy trying to get a lizard off of his stomach.
Cee | 09.07.07 - 4:56 pm | #

LM,

Please, please, please go to work making commercials for the eventual Dem nominee. Please, please....
Melanie | Homepage | 09.07.07 - 5:09 pm | #

Eeeeeeaaaawwwwwwww Fuuuuck.

I'm one of those whose smeller just goes all on high alert and visably recoils in the midst of overly fragrant people.... or candles. Instant headache! Thank gawwwd we don't have those PC's that emit scents..... yet. I did have the same reaction as when I see his photo..... lotta airbrushing going on there I'm sure. Powerful stuff LM!!!

When I was 5, my brother had a chemestry set and I had a perfume making kit. We got them taken away from us in a flurry of "Whaaaat are you doing!?!?!" and gasps for air while running to open the windows. *blush*

Kinda like I feel right now! I think you captured his "essence" perfectly :-D
Myrtle June | Homepage | 09.07.07 - 6:47 pm | #

eeeeewwwwwww fred!

have mercy. LM, you are a treasure. I'm gonna assume that was you at the mic - adds to the enjoyment...
Terri in Tokyo | Homepage | 09.07.07 - 7:33 pm | #

The smell of crusty old leather--Oh, Fred! Beautiful.
Sandia Blanca | 09.07.07 - 8:14 pm | #

Presidential hopeful or Buffy villan?
Andrea | 09.07.07 - 8:26 pm | #

Presidential hopeful or Buffy villan?

http://www.americablog.com/2007/...illain- you.html
Andrea | 09.07.07 - 8:28 pm | #

T'was I at the mic...in 28¢, ersatz Barry White mode.

The track in the BG is something I whipped up in Apple GarageBand.

I called it “Bumping Uglies”, 'cause I wanted a 70's porn movie feel.

Not that I've ever seen a 70's vintage porn movie for reference or anything.
LowerManhattanite | Homepage | 09.07.07 - 9:54 pm | #

So do I order this over the internet...or what?

Christmas is coming...
wengler | 09.07.07 - 11:29 pm | #

"Bumping Uglies" does seem an appropriate term where Frederick of Hollywood is concerned. The man looks like death warmed over.
John D. | 09.08.07 - 6:59 am | #

LM - funniest clip all month. I'm stealing your post and putting it at dKos.
Pacific John | Homepage | 09.08.07 - 9:50 am | #

LM-

Priceless.
Seitan Worshiper | 09.08.07 - 6:36 pm | #

11 out of 10
andy in NZ | 09.08.07 - 8:32 pm | #

What IS it with these pundits, anyway?
Ivory Bill Woodpecker | 09.09.07 - 10:14 am | #