This is truly horrid. Beautiful.
Bruce | Homepage | 01.05.08 - 1:50 pm | #

EEK!

Love it, LM! You've captured the weaseliness of the Great Mustelid.
The Wanderer | Homepage | 01.05.08 - 2:11 pm | #

And I thought no one around here had a more screwed up imagination than mine LoLo. OOooowwwweeeeee!!!!
drbopperthp | 01.05.08 - 3:03 pm | #

Do you read Terry Pratchett? DEATH is afraid of ferrets, if I remember right. Could this be the reason?
Kim C | 01.05.08 - 3:18 pm | #

A close relative, the mongoose, might be even better. Most of them are rabid. I have known both critters, and the mongoose is the ferret without any of the cutesiness.
I think we can say goodbye to Rudy now though. Iowa has.
RC | 01.05.08 - 4:13 pm | #

Genius, absolute genius.

LM, I'm starting to worship you....
brat | 01.05.08 - 4:57 pm | #

don't let Athanaeae over at First Draft catch you dissin' the ferrets like that ;}
preznit giv me turkee | 01.05.08 - 5:01 pm | #

The ferrets of the world demand an apology.
Ivory Bill Woodpecker | 01.05.08 - 5:12 pm | #

He sure is bitey!
tata | Homepage | 01.05.08 - 5:56 pm | #

OMG our eyes our eyes* but we bow to you thru our pain...

*of course that wuz true before yr beautifications of these dudes, too...

progressives are good looking!
inugai_kenzo | 01.05.08 - 5:58 pm | #

He sure is bitey!

I thought that was the 'possums
preznit giv me turkee | 01.05.08 - 6:07 pm | #

All riiiight!!

And don't think that no one's noticed that Lt. Ferret's a red shirt... bwahahahahAAA!!

[Phasers ON!!]
LaVeda H. Mason | Homepage | 01.05.08 - 6:08 pm | #

LM, you are a SICK MOFO. AND WE LUVS YOU!

Doc Bopper--erm, what did you have in mind that was WORSE?

RE mongooses: Don't diss them; they kill cobras. Rudy shacks up with them.
Jen | 01.05.08 - 6:30 pm | #

Gee, I missed the red shirt!

Getting melted in a lava flow before the opening credits... too good for him.
WereBear | Homepage | 01.05.08 - 6:39 pm | #

Noooo....Rudy can't be a mongooose.

He would have taken care of Bernie Kerick (snake that he is) years ago if he was....
brat | 01.05.08 - 6:46 pm | #

Caught the red shirt didja?

Reason number 4,746 why I love this place's readers!
LowerManhattanite | Homepage | 01.05.08 - 7:15 pm | #

Oh, damn, that was just too perfect!

Your PhotoShopping Kung Fu is powerful indeed, Master LM.
prof fate | 01.05.08 - 7:55 pm | #

LOL. Love it, love you LM. And the red shirt is a perfect touch.
PurpleGirl | 01.05.08 - 8:20 pm | #

Rudy would probably be that which he truly despises—his sworn enemy.

Now, now. You missed the most obvious answer.

Photoshop him as a New Yorker. Maybe put him in a Mets cap.
julia | Homepage | 01.05.08 - 8:23 pm | #

This is a great disservice to weasels in genral and ferrets in particular.

Bill

P.S. I'm glad you gave us the "Mirror"Guiliani because I haven't laughed that hard in awhile...thanks!!!
Bill | 01.05.08 - 8:53 pm | #

Cruel, my man. Far too cruel.

Far, far too fitting.
palamedes | 01.05.08 - 10:00 pm | #

Top Shelf, LM.

Picture of GOP Agony Booths for you
driftglass | Homepage | 01.05.08 - 10:23 pm | #

Honestly, I was picturing someone more like Reg, but this works nicely.
anabasis | 01.06.08 - 10:16 am | #

No goatee?
zuzu | Homepage | 01.06.08 - 3:43 pm | #

“No goatee?”

Ahhhh, the whiskers were enough alternate universe facial hair I wanted the bastard to have.
LowerManhattanite | Homepage | 01.06.08 - 4:00 pm | #