*cracks up*
Bring it LM. Ah man, I'm never going to look at shower implements the same again.
Hey LM,
Yet another great post. Thanks.
That convention has to be fake. There's no way they'd have that in Amsterdam. 
Great pshop work again. Brilliance!
The other problem with the Greedy Old Pervert party is that they have no concept of humour, satire and sarcasm...nor can they laugh at themselves because that would require intelligence and introspection.
It's always fun when you challenge a wingnut on their talking points. At a certain point they sputter like a shorted out speak n' spell, and spin things faster than a wheel-running hamster on crystal meth.
LM! A righteous ass-busting, for sure.
Pray, continue.
Clickety-click-click! :o)
Edsels didn't have fins. pff kids
LM, outstanding rant.
"Edsels didn't have fins. pff kids."
The Edsel's horizontal rear end lights are mounted in what some call "fins", and others call "wings", as in what appeared on the 1960 Chevy Impala.
Shall we call them "weighty, triangular protrusions on an automobile's rear deck" and call it um...even? 
When the likes of BORe take on Kos, you know the Reich is getting desperate.
I think all that's left is a "Have you no shame?" moment on his own show by a fellow conservative - say, Richard Vigurie.
Must get me to Falafel Hut and the Noose emporium!
Well done LM.
Daaaaaaamnnnn... LM strikes again! These guys are like eels - no matter how hard you hit 'em with a rock, they still keep twisting and secreting slime.
I guess we just have to hit 'em harder.
And fuck the fucking yankees!
"I guess we just have to hit 'em harder."
And I'm a rock-throwin' son-of-a-bitch.
Thanks LM. You are becoming a nightly addiction. Righteous becomes you.
And you're funny.
Chuckle.
Let's not forget the biggest reason the right can't have a netroots: they are vile racist fucks who lose elections when they get to show teh rest of us who they really are.
Every so often, the conservative grassroots gets their way and runs true believers. It happened big time here in CA in the '90s, then the party completely fucking imploded.
They went from a majority in the Assembly in '94 to helping create the bluest state in the country. They went from trying to kick Mexican kids out of school to helping create a backlash that now polls at 85% in favor of a path to citizenship.
I PRAY for a Republican grassroots to do for the national party what it has done in every CA election for ten years.
LowerManhattanite:
"And I'm a rock-throwin' son-of-a-bitch."
May I recommend an alternative strategy?
drama-queenery-cum-high-dudgeon
lol, that tickles the old funnybonecancer...
i hate to do it to Homer, but i think here's what rove & all those gop fuzzy math wizards have to look forward to from their base...they've really earned it...
hah! LM, you made me laugh, as I sit here in Chicago, waiting for Day one of YK (which means bag-stuffing and other volunteer-y stuff).
wish y'all were here...
Anvils, LM.
Anvils square inna chest
I bow.
Anvils, LM.
Anvils square inna chest
I bow. --driftglass
Prefer my anvils dropped from a prodigious height, utilizing a laser target designation system driftie - targeting the cranium Wile E. Coyote style.
That was one beautiful nutshell.
classic LM classic......now pace yourslef man, we need you around for the long haul
Hey, guys! Here's a thought;
am I the only one looking forward to the
"fire-up-the-base-red-meat-speeches" defending the war in Iraq at the repubs convention in Minneapolis next year?
:o) :o) :o)
And this morning, I see where the largest Sunni bloc has withdrawn from the government in Saigon.
Gordon Brown HAS to be working on dropping the
"Take my Basra...please!"
turd in junior's lap.
Tanbark - Basra? Well the Danes are getting out:
http://www.france24.com/france24...783shs&
cat=null
Gordon Brown HAS to be working on dropping the
"Take my Basra...please!"
turd in junior's lap.
Sooner rather than later, I suspect. Gordo has to be laughing all the way back from Washington, having 'talked' to the Cretin-in-Chief.
LM,
A most excellent rant. I tell my nephew to go to the Shea Stadium parking lot if he wants to see all those you hit out of the park.
Gayvet, and Bollox; I sure hope so.:o)
For some reason, I have this strange notion that five years ago, if bush had been inviting Winston to join him in the fuckmire, Churchill would have taken a good, long, look at what pissing about in that part of the world had already done "for" England, and at what was almost certain to come out of the invasion of Iraq, and he would have said:
"Are you SHITTING ME???!!! Fuck off, dude."
And; Steve Bell, the political cartoonist at the Guardian, is already having a LARGE time with Brown's visit. :o)
Tanbark,
I imagine that if Churchill, through time travel, had met with the likes of G. W. Bush, he would have patted him on the head, muttered 'children should be seen, but not heard', and asked for whoever was really in charge! And upon learning the truth, would have left the room with a loud 'bugger this for a laugh!'............
Real men for real wars.
You got it, Bollox. Every time junior starts with the pseudo-Churchillian bullshit, I cringe.
Ah, good stuff, LM! There's a ringing in my ears ...
And speaking of good stuff, I thought you and the rest of the classic cartoon fans here might want to know that Universal Studios must have been listening the other day, when I was bitching at Steve's place about the dearth of Lantz Studio Cartunes on DVD, 'cause they've released a bunch of the classic 40s and early 50s Lantz output in a new collection titled "Woody Woodpecker and Friends". Uncut and digitally remastered, you get the first 45 WW cartoons, plus 5 Andy Pandas, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, and some Swing Symphonies, too.
You could say they gave me a Woody.
Just got it in my hot little hands. "Screwdriver", "Ski for Two", and "The Barber of Seville" are every bit as wonderfully demented and anarchic as I remembered. (And yeah, some of the ethnic stereotypes -- like the famous/infamous "Boogie-Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B" -- make me wince. At least they were equal-opportunity offenders: Anybody remember Wally Walrus?)
And am I the only one who's noticed Lantz's fondness for the occasional opium gag?
Ouch, look LM, making the man shit himself with fear is fine, knocking him down is a fair enough follow up, but must you drown him in his own feces?
You just added up the Sum of all their fears in one rightous rant, and that heading "The Monkey Hates You For Your Upright Stance" is one to be treasured and pulled out from time to time.
You kidz is waaaaaaaay too kind!
Thanks,
LM
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