Ya know, I heard yesterday that the Huckster is coming to SA to "preach" two sermons sunday at jabba the hutt hagee's mega church. I will go to my grave not understanding how come these bastard's don't get their tax exemptions yanked from under their fat, sagging asses.

If I were younger and had a tougher stomach for this kind of crap, I'd try to go, just to see how far they do go to talk about politics during these sermons....but the place just gives me the creeps when I drive by.

Besides, they probably have security with guns like the folks in Colorado...I'd end up getting shot for mouthing off.
abo gato | 12.18.07 - 2:55 am | #

Huckleberry Dipshit lost me at 0:16. Not out of disgust, more out of weariness. OF COURSE it's Christmas, you stupid fuck - everyone KNOWS it's a commemoration of a certain birth in a certain place in what is now a besieged city.

Have a very happy Natalis Invicti Solis; eat, drink and make love until you can't stand up!
The Wanderer | Homepage | 12.18.07 - 2:59 am | #

humm my fear of Hukabe was that he was charismatic adn coudl hide his fundi side well...i guess #2 just aint so...that is a good sign.
moonglum. Militant moderate. | 12.18.07 - 5:53 am | #

If anything, this is a giant "Fuck you." to the George Wills and the moneycons of the party who are quaking at the idea that the evangelicals would actually try to one of their own, a genuine evangelical, in the White House.
gb2/tx/ | 12.18.07 - 6:15 am | #

I'm Mike Huckabee and I approve this message.
bjacques | Homepage | 12.18.07 - 8:50 am | #

He has a secretly Jewish half-brother...Huck Maccabee.
bjacques | Homepage | 12.18.07 - 8:51 am | #

BJacques,

Wouldn't that be Schmuck Mikeabee?
Jen | 12.18.07 - 9:08 am | #

Schlomo the Half-a-Bee?
The Wanderer | Homepage | 12.18.07 - 9:10 am | #

How about his inbred half-brother, Buck Fuckabee?
John D. | 12.18.07 - 10:10 am | #

*singing*

La da da,
La dee dee,
Schmucko, the Half-a-Bee....

(apologies to Eric Idle et al)
Jen | 12.18.07 - 10:57 am | #

Did y'all catch the Cross in the background?

And this ad:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BjtGgfhKIvo

Jesse Wendel | Homepage | 12.18.07 - 11:43 am | #

Jesse,

BTW, this is one of your most Gillyesque posts yet. Are you sure you weren't channeling him when you were writing? I mean, I could HEAR HIM READING THE POST TO ME.
Jen | 12.18.07 - 12:25 pm | #

Jesse,

Gawd, you are funny.

Yes, when you get to the point where we can make fun of them, they are pretty much over.
Melanie | Homepage | 12.18.07 - 12:25 pm | #

Jen,

You made me cry. *hugs*

Melanie,

Thank you.
Jesse Wendel | Homepage | 12.18.07 - 12:37 pm | #

loved this post Jesse.

Now reassure me that Huckabee has no chance of becoming your President. The thought is horrifying.

Please?
LC | 12.19.07 - 10:47 am | #

LC: h killed himeself with this add. he has lost all the nonchristian vote, and all of the moderate christian vote. Out side of the fundies I do't think you will find anyone that wasnt creeped out by the add.
moonglum. Militant moderate. | 12.19.07 - 10:58 am | #

LC,

I can assure you of nothing. After all, some substantial fraction of the public elected W twice. Fucking stupid? You bet.
Melanie | Homepage | 12.19.07 - 2:12 pm | #

LC -

We're working on it.

I think there is a fair chance Huck will be the Republican nominee. He'll be a tough person to beat -- even given his past -- although I do think Hillary can beat him.

I think Edwards would have a better shot. I think Obama has no shot.

Hopefully the Republicans aren't stupid enough to push him through the primaries. We will see.
Jesse Wendel | 12.19.07 - 10:53 pm | #

Jesse: why would obama have no shot...those that wouldn't vote obama due to race will nto vote for hillary due to gender nor will they vote for edwardes due to the fact that hes a democrat.


sure the racists wont vote obama...but they wont vote dem any way, pandering to that vote drives every one else away.
moonglum. Militant moderate. | 12.20.07 - 6:18 am | #