wow, LM - your Photoshop skills are it. You make me look like a rube and I'm known to wield a transforming brush or two.
Plus the prose - on the mark as usual when dealing with Ghouliani.
(She slinks back into her lurker cave, feeling inadequate ... :>) ...)
Took long enough...I was kind of hoping that the real Rudy would show up AFTER nomination...Oh Well.
So, who is your call...Willard "Mitt" Romnet, or Mike Huckabee.
I'm betting on the religious fanatic.
GANGBANG!!!!
RUDY GUILIANI GANGBANG!!!
GETCHA CONDOMS RIGHT HERE!!!
WE GOT YA FEATHER TICKLERS!!!
WE GOT YA ULTRATHINS!!!
WE GOT NATURALAMBS!!!
WE GOT YOUR WET FLAVORED LUBRICANTS!!!
SPECIAL CLEARANCE PRICE ON OUR NAUGHTY PARTY PAK KITS!!!
STEP RIGHT UP AND TAKE A NUMBER 'CAUSE THE LINE IS R-E-A-L FUCKIN' LONG - WHY ITS MANDINGO STYLE LONG!!!
SO STEP RIGHT UP PARTY PEOPLE & JOIN THE FUN!!!
THERE"S A PARTY IN RUDY"S ASS & WE'RE
DANCIN' TO "THE DEVILS" GUN"!!!!
Man, oh, man. Why is Giuliani still in this race? Is he trying to set some kind of record for most distressing immolation-by-leading-candidate?
Oh, right. Look at the rest of the clowns the GOP has to choose from. And Ron Paul is raising money hand-over-fist.
At the very least, this should prove to be a very entertaining campaign.
For the same reason Fred Thompson still is...it's all they have left to do in life, really. Sure, there's the honoraria from speeches and sitting on corporate boards, and the cash from phoning in your grumpy Paw Rugg lines—oops!—I meant, acting, but these two clowns both have major egos and feel that there is a place beyond where they are where they van flex their muscle—yet do so with minimal actual effort, as they'd have a small city of assistants doing the dirty work.
They thought it would be easier than this, and to admit frustration, or give up as the odds dim would be too big a blow to their egos.
I want them both around for awhile. All of 'em. Shooting a bunch of rats in a barrel is easier and more efficient than trying to pick a smaller number off as they scamper about a field.
Yeah, the longer these GOP losers are in the race, the better the ENTIRE Democratic field looks. The question for the US is:
Do you want vainglorious, endless lies, and bat-shit crazy people running the US (more of the same) or do you want competence (Entire Democratic Field)?
Lord, it's endless popcorn and rootbeer floats time (*burp!*).
The past isn't behind us, it's not even past.
faulkner.
this one ain't going away, it just gets deeper and more odious. even the crazification factor of 27% lunatics who will support anybody who tells them that they will protect them from terrorists and dirty hippies and atheistic communists.
least ways i hope so.
It's sweet watching Rudy die from a thousand cuts instead of one big blow.
As Kevin Flaherty at cryptogon is fond of saying in moments such as this, "Fire up the calliope music!"
Man, I am soooo hoping and wishing and praying and pleading that the negotiators for the writers and the right individual producers will come together, talk it over, and come up with a WGA-acceptable waiver agreement that will get Stephen Colbert and the Daily Show back on the fucking air!!!
God, I need them so bad. And stuff like this is why.
Of course Rudy! knows terrorists...um, terrorism.
Some of them were his clients!
"Quick, Queen Tiara, to the police car!"
LM- I can feel the enjoyment you get from creating these posts shining forth from between each pair of words. We love reading them as much as you love writing them, and the popcorn is SO tasty.
Satchel Paige.
Never run when you can walk.
Never walk when you can sit.
Never sit when you can lie down.
Avoid fried food, it angry's up the blood.
And jangle when you walk, it shakes up the juices.
Loosely recalled, but, Satch was awesome.
And Bill Veeck As In Wreck got him to The Show.
Man I wish I had seem him pitch. When he was young. His bio book was one of the best baseball books I ever read.
Thanks, LM. Good memory.
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy. Doing business with terrorism enablers will not endear you to The Base, even if you've left the firm as if the hounds of Hell were pissing on your pants cuffs.
Watching the various dirty secrets being unearthed (Rudy, Huckabee's Willie Horton Moment, and Romney's rank hypocrisy), makes the entire Democratic field look pretty much - well, like Republicans, despite their petty squabbles.
What's next? Thompson caught fondling a male Hollywood hairdresser on the set of "Law and Order?"
Rudy looks like he's the type of person who would have atrocious table manners. I'm pretty sure he talks with his mouth full of food.
Well, Shluckity Do Dah, LM. If you happen upon Mr. Barrett in your travels, thank him for me.
And now, wonder what the next scintillating revelation will be? You may have to start getting some kind of therapy for that wide grin you're displaying these days. You want to avoid facial cramping so as to be able to whoop it up the day Rudy drops out.
I would guess at this point you are already doing some Huckleberry Huckabee investigating. Mr. Holiness has some problems with past as present too. I'm not sure about the girlfriends though.
Doc,
I LUV YOU DOC.
--Jen
Awww Shucks *blush*...
I love YOU too, YOUR SUCCULENCE.
I'm watching Giuliani dissemble on meet the press with good old reliable pumpkinhead Russert and I cannot believe how Rudy is attempting to explain how Kerik's ethical issues slipped under his radar. How did this guy get to be a prosecutor?
It's amazing because I feel he truly believes in his lies.
Oh now he's trying to explain the need for security for his skanky lover now delusional I'm gonna be First Lady wife. (I think if she was threatened, someone should ask about Chrystine Lategno about that.)
Even if Judi Nathan was threatened, why couldn't Giuliani pay for private security for his side piece?
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