He just went with the wrong campaign theme. Instead of "Gravitas in Waiting" he should of gone with "Slacker Nation".
Ski-cap instead of hardhat, bring in Shaun White on the stump and with the lymphoma he could have p0wned medical marijuana. A glassy-eyed Fred to stoned to get out of a golf cart gets spun way better than tired & sick or just plain lazy.
What could have been.
Well done LM! Was that you doing the voiceover? If so, you may have another career coming...
"(And don't YOU let me down Rudy...do it right when the time comes. Do...it...right...)"
Ritual seppuku on live TV? I'd PAY to see that ...
Myself, I'd rather watch Rudy walk the plank into a pit of sex-crazed ferrets, but these things are always a matter of individual taste.
Down here in Fred's stomping grounds, the local Fox News team is deeply despondent, and we've had to put my home-town Gannett rag's entire editorial staff on suicide watch.
Ah, Fred, we hardly knew ye. But he was just so damn cute, puttering around with his little campaign in between the long naps.
Piling on was never so hilarious!
Nice work on getting that porny riff in my head for probably the next week or so.
More like a grade of Zzzzzz...
Now, the conspiracy among us (grab your tinfoil hat kiddies!) speculate that he did it to help out McCain and take away votes from Huck...
I can write this now after a good five minutes of spasmodic giggling. On the money LoLo!!
Great rip, LM. :o)
A piece of work, weren't he? :o)
When he got in, there were mouthbreathers talking like it was the Rapture, coming down.
(I asked a conservative "friend": "If you go, can I have your Martin Guitar? :o) )
Also, since it appears that Saint- John-of-the-A4-Skyhawk-with-napalm-benediction, may well be the "winner" of the repubs nomination, I can hardly wait for him to use that "I'm willing to stay for 100 years" talking point, in his campaign speeches in the general.
“Nice work on getting that porny riff in my head for probably the next week or so.”
Little something I whipped up in Apple GarageBand. Call the track “Bumpin” Uglies”. And yes, it is old-school porn-inspired.
“Chicka-wow-waaaaaaaaaaoooow!” 
Hey Tanbark!!! Long time no see! How's that farting in your sleep thing going???
Rudy's (hopefully) inevitable announcement that he's dropping out will be one sad affair. His kids won't be there and the only 'family' who'll be there will be his golddigging 3rd wife.
I'd feel sorry for him when it happens, but rather hope that he gets kicked - hard - when he's down. He so richly deserves it after insulting us for years.
LM,
Loved this the first time, love it more now...needed it tonight...THANK YOU...
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