Is your mother a whore?
It's called a Cavouto mark.
C'mon, LM!
You know he was just getting warmed up for the premier wingnut holiday activity:
THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS!
(cue dropping bombs, exploding bombs)
considering the date was fudged to beginin with 2007 years ago is as good as any..the nagain revilations was written at least 600 years latter...at least, probabley a full 1000 later...but whats a century or two between friends.
revilations was also writen on an island known for its psycodelic mushrooms...'splans a lot.. Note the St John that wrote revilations was not the same as John the apostal, in fact revilatiosn wasn't part of the bible until the Nincian council....
Even Olbermann got it a bit wrong. The BC/AD (or BCE/CE) split is at Jesus's birth, not his death.
revilations was also writen on an island known for its psycodelic mushrooms...'splans a lot.
Revelation is a work designed to encourage the Christians of the time to stand fast against Roman persecution, and uses numerology extensively (the "number of the beast", 666, is code for Nero).
I'm beginning to think that I know more of the Christian Bible than the O'Reilly, aka blotchy one, and I'm Yid through and through.
I'll show you my circumcision if you are pretty. 
And, y'all, it's "Revelation," not "RevelationS."
LM, I don't want to say how many times I read that fucking cake to try to understand the authorial intent.
I get like this. My sister, who is a midwife in a poor but inexplicably proud part of Appalachia, reports the cakes at Wal-Mart have mistakes frequently. And that they are typically of this type, the 'copy the whole order slip, thus re-inscribing spelling mistakes in frosting', type.
Her patients will name their children with a spelling mistake. If she gently asks whether that's really how they want it, they tell her not to get highfalutin' on them, because her granddaddy came from that holler up next.
Which is true, and it means I come by the stupid honest. Course, grandpa had the wit to get up to Rt. 23 and get out, but that's another story.
'Underneat'. If it were two words, an instruction indicating 'do it real tidy'?
As to your point, that we are a stupid-ass people, well, no one makes it better.
2+2=5 for sufficiently high values of 2.
What was the cake supposed to say? Is it just me or the two glasses of wine I just had?
Anyway...Guiliani just said that the US is ordained to kill everyone. Bill wants to sit at the right hand of that bloody throne.
I got it.
The instructions were to write "we will miss you" UNDERNEATH the Suzanne greeting.
Geesh!
Cee got it!
The “Underneat(h) that” was a direction for the placement of the “We will miss you” line.
That photo is a real hoot for me, as my dad ran a bakery for years and I, as an art student was in charge of cake decoration. I was also a local spelling bee champion, so I often found myself correcting the errors of the orderers and sometimes whoever answered the phone and took the orders on our end.
The error jumped out at me immediately—maybe because I'm conditioned to look at decorated cakes with a keen eye—but Goddamn...how does one just turn off their cognitive mind and just squeeze those words out of a decorator's icing bag?
Lord!
how does one just turn off their cognitive mind and just squeeze those words out of a decorator's icing bag?
Well LM, I think you answered your question in this very post. The lower-class wingnut mindset is one that feels deeply compelled to do exactly as it is told in a childishly simplistic way. And that's what this cake-decorating person did.
L&L^^^
There could also be the satisfaction of following orders exactly and then watching things get f&*ked up royally; blamelessly pissing off a hated supervisor.
I've heard from military friends that the one thing a green (and in this case usually incompetent) lieutennant fears the most is the cagey sergeant who says, "yes, sir, EXACTLY as you say, sir..." I have a feeling that this happens more to the really obnoxious rookie officers.
Yes, Captain C. My father was in the army back in the days they drafted people. He hated it, every moment of it.
And when he was asked to tighten all the moving parts in a jeep, he asked for confirmation. "ALL of them?"
Yep, all of them.
So he did.
BWAHAHAHAH!!!
End of jeep.
They couldn't court-martial him, because he HAD asked for clarification, after all. He went in a private first class and came out a private first class though.
Ferdzy, my dad did shit like this, too. He made corporal three times and was busted back twice. "Bad attitude toward authority" did not begin to cover it.
One of those times, he'd gotten put on KP duty for some random misbehavior -- and watched a mess sergeant knock a full dustpan (complete with ratshit) into a kettle of soup. Rather than toss the soup, he just stirred it in and went on his way. Dad called him on it. A fistfight ensued. Dad won the fight, but lost his stripes.
He got them back a couple of months later, during a high-level inspection. Dad was in charge of running the diesel generators that provided power to the whole base. The CO told him he wanted every genny they had to be up and running when the colonel arrived.
EVERY genny? But, sir, we only need two online and one standing by. Running all five will fry the whole base...
Just do it, airman. Sir, yes sir! EXACTLY as you say, sir!
So inspection day comes, and Dad's jury-rigged a device that will keep all five gennys lugging along at low output, without overloading the circuits. It's a hell of a balancing act -- and if anything goes even slightly haywire, the whole base will shut down and the gennies will all fry -- but it's what the captain wanted.
So the colonel comes by -- and, being no idiot, he's absolutely furious at the captain for not listening to Dad in the first place. And he's incredibly impressed with how Dad dealt with it. So he gives him his stripes back, and puts him in charge of all the power plants in his command. Nice.
LM, thanks for the clarification. I could not for the life of me figure out how that decorator had gotten there.
LM,
I was still laughing about this as I started dinner. The people doing this aren't paid enough to think. LOL!!
I was laughing that we have a tag (a Label to search by later) called Stupid Motherfucker.
That simply cracks me up hysterical. Also historical. 'Cause historically...
Here's my theory. The real number isn't 24%. It's 25%. Precisely one-quarter. And the cause is genetic.
They are indeed both stupid, and without a doubt, have had relations with their own mothers or fathers, or grandmothers or grandfathers, or sisters and brothers.
It's the only possible way to explain their pure 25% stupidity, passing down the genetic line generation after fucking generation after fucking generation -- one-quarter of their genetic code being pure inbreeding.
Missy Dynamite demonstrates Lot and his daughters.
*smiles sweetly* Doesn't it make sense now? Haven't you always felt in your gut -- just like The Decider -- that roughly 1 out of 4 Americans truly is a Mother Fucker.
Well... they are. It's biology, baby.
Actually, it's probably much more. That 25% is just those who bred. *grins*
You know... the STUPID ones.
“I was laughing that we have a tag (a Label to search by later) called Stupid Motherfucker.”
Jesse, as I was tagging that post up, I was working in the “topic” window, and typed in “s-t-u-p...”, figuring I'd be starting a new category dealing with stupid, or stupidity, and when “stupid motherfucker” blinked in the window on auto-fill...
I cleared ny sinuses (I'm battling a cold) the hard way—I tried to stifle a gut-laugh and it escaped through my nose.
And Hard! 
I had to rush to get some tissue for the mess.
My wife popped her head out of the kitchen, asking if I wanted some tea, or more medicine.
That's how bad my stifle was.
Now that I know it wasn't you who initiated that tag here, and I'm certain based on style and syntax that it wasn't Sara...
I blame our friend Hubris...that clipped-phrased, perfectly blunt son-of-a-gun!
Thanks, man!
Is he more or less ignorant than the average modern-day Crusader? I refer here not to well-meaning Christians but expansionist, imperialist Christofascists?
O'Reilly has both studied in and taught in Catholic religious schools. Sad.
“O'Reilly has both studied in and taught in Catholic religious schools.”
But has he ever one day in lieu of preaching the catechism, dolled-up for an interactive show-and-tell on the evils of loose women?
'Cause you know...people be doin' that.
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