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I refuse to prove my assholeness to you, thereby doing it anyway.
Hello, Collective.
Mah very own blog is empty now. Let me show you it.
You guys know why I'm an asshole. I think I'm better than people, I talk shit, and I hold grudges. Trifecta!
Thank you, thank you, 1,000 times thank you.
http://thefridayflareup.blogspot...y-
assholes.html
we are here to help.
/lies
I love assholes.
Wait, that didn't come out right.
Jennie, ew.
I know, I'm sorry.
1) scott is an asshole for beating me to the line.
2) I am an asshole for calling scott an asshole.
3) The Collective is a collective asshole for encouraging me to call both myself and scott assholes.
4) The Collective is a collective asshole for facilitating the asshole-calling of said collective
7) which is not news to anyone.
7) WTF is a collective asshole?
7) I am also an asshole for skipping items 5 and 6, amongst other things.
9) It might be a manifold of sorts, or sumpthin'.
Because I complain about how busy I am but spend hours visiting my internet friends anyway. :)
Peefer, I want no part of a collective asshole.
Angie, internet friends are more important anyway.
I am an asshole:
1) I open car doors for my date, even when the car has electronic locks.
2) I always hold the door for the person behind me.
3) I say "please" and "thank you" and "excuse me."
4) I always make room to let people merge even if they don't have their blinkers are and are trying to squeeze in ahead of me.
5) I put down the toilet seat every time and replace empty rolls of toilet paper.
6) I turn in my work on time.
7) I admit when I'm wrong or when I don't know something.
8) I give credit when I quote other people's words or ideas.
9) I aways volunteer to do the dishes if you invite me to dinner.
10) I pay the bill, even if you thought we were going dutch.
I am the asshole of your worst nightmares!
WTF?
Dear Haloscan, sometimes letters and numbers and punctuation are just letters and numbers and punctuation which I choose to use the way I type them and not fucking smileys!!! ;-)
I believe that when I need help, you should drop everything to help me. Because my problems are more important than anything you could possibly be doing.
MAH ASSHOLE LIST:
http://narfna.livejournal.com/12...com/
124737.html
This was really fun. I love this blog.
I, too, love love love this blog. Here's my list! :)
http://my-october.livejournal.co...com/
379136.html
Wait, what Heather was that! Identify your Heather-ness!
Lurker Heather :)
Hi, Lurker Heather!
Hi Heather!
I am an asshole because whenever I encounter people in pain or some kind of ailment (i.e. vomiting, broken bones, etc.) my immediate response is laughter.
It's not at all that I'm laughing at them because I think that the situation is humorous. It's more like, my immediate response to uncomfortable stressful situations is laughter. This is why I could never be a doctor, but why a lot of people who don't know me and experience my laughter reactions, think I'm an asshole.
I'm an asshole because I think that there is no sweeter sound, than when small children cry.
Oh dear.
I am NOT an a--hole and it took me many years to figure that one out!!!
But I can direct you to one!
:)
I'm an asshole because I'm your company's computer guy. No, really, with the eye roll and everything.
i know more about computers than my company's computer guy, and that, my friend, is scary.
(not because i'm great with computers or anything. it's because our IT department is pretty fucking incompetent.)
I'm an asshole because I really believe my kids are above other people's kids and many adults, in virtually every arena; including social grace and genuine compassion for others. My kids are the bomb, and I adore them. I don't brag about them as much as I would like, because I hate to reveal the true extent of my asshole-ishness in this regard.
I'm also an asshole as a mom because from time-to-time, I hate the responsibility that my children represent.
Still, overall, there's nothing of which I'm prouder; and I am certain they are better than any other kids on the planet. Correction: than EVERY other kid on the planet, and many adults too.
Visiting from GSR per his request here is a link to show my assholiness.
http://xlscrapper.blogspot.com/2...reasons-
im.html
I am an ashole because I truly believe that stupid and ugly people should not reproduce.
sorry I missed an "s"
I am an asshole:
a.) because when people fall I laugh until I nearly pee myself.
b.) I hate the elderly. Octogenarians in particular-- they are selfish bastards.
c.) I'd rather do something myself than to allow some ignorant piehole to even attempt to accomplish a task.
d.) I also think that allowing the gametes of stupid and ugly people to merge is a fate worse than death.
That's all. :)
Hi! I'm new. Nice to meet you!
I'm an asshole because I just started a blog which I haven't told any of my friends about, but I have made a plan in my head in which I tell them about it on my blog's one year anniversary. And it is going to be a BIG. FUCKING. DEAL.
Courtney, here is some unsolicited advice (which I can give because I'm an asshole), don't tell your friends about your blog EVER.
what abigail said.
Oh Courtney, don't tell them shit. It's better that way.
I'm an asshole because I DID tell my friends about my blog and then I wrote about them and they found out. That probably makes me an asshole of epic proportions.
Wow, I'm glad I decided to comment here. I'm never telling! Ahhh! We can all be anonymous assholes together. Well.....some of us.
Yeah, if I could turn back time (thank you, Cher), I wouldn't have told anyone about my blog.
I suppose I'm also an asshole because I am dying to hear stories about why ya'll wish you didn't tell your friends about your blogs.
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