The Collective.

There are so many reasons why I'm an asshole. Anything you know, I probably knew it first, and if I don't, I'll act like I did. I'm vain. I don't like sharing my candy. I don't really like most adults, or any kids. There are more, but that's a good enough start.


'Oh, nice', I thought to myself this morning. 'Those assholes forgot to phone it in.'

I'm such an asshole.


When I get my way...


I'm an asshole because I'm smart enough to cure cancer, but I'm not doing it.


Here's mine: http://narfna.livejournal.com/15...com/ 156711.html


Any complaint you may have about me I know how to turn into your fault.


Heather, what does it mean to organize all your google platforms?


I label the back of all my photographs (date, person, & place) and sigh at you if you haven't. There are things that I can't do, and I get pissed if you can do them - sometimes I even make you feel stupid for doing it. How's that for assholer-y?


http://thefridayflareup.blogspot...hole- redux.html


I went to GSR's blog today for what may have been the first time ever. Geez! I'm an ass, because I should have gone WAAAAAAAAAAAY before now. But besides that? Then I left a comment that displays my assholery as an ingrate. So, now you know: I too, am an asshole.


I listen to Jandek, and Abigail can pretty much fill in about a thousand reasons why I'm an a-hole.


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