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In fact, once he releases his own cologne, he will have invaded all our senses.
LOL! Definitely! Actually we should should hate all perfume pushing personalities as they have phenomenal power! Good thing we always have you to warn us of impending doom. You crack me up Heather ... every time. Wish I was half as funny.
Tisk Tisk Heather! Anne!....That wasn't very nice but I will forgive you due to my omni-benevolence. And yes I made up that word - that is one of my powers/benefits and it was granted by my spirit guide (Dick Clark). Be good. I'll be watching.
Oh, Cass, you are a hoot and you know it!
Seacrest, I knew you wouldn't be able to stay away you egomaniacal son-of-a-bitch. Well guess what? I'm through letting you read my thoughts. From now on I'm wearing a helmet made of invisible titanium. Deal with that, sucka.
I just . . . this is so awesome I don't have words.
What a way to start my day! Thanks, Heather! You are hysterical!
i thought i was going to get away with zero points until you threw that super bowl thing in there, you sneaky son-of-a-gun.
Like kat!, I was sitting placidly at 'zero', basking in my steadfast refusal to participate in the American Idol goat rodeo, until you unveiled the Super Bowl thing, which was unfair on a number of levels. And now, as a result, I have to 'Be on the lookout'. Great.
Also, I live in North Carolina, which is in the blast zone.
Totally unfair.
1. What about if you own a few individual songs, but not the actual albums?
2. Jasmine Trias had the best hair imaginable.
3. when I click to biggify the map, nothing happens. o_O
I don't guess it really matters. I'm too close to the apocalypse anyways.
Jennie, Poohead Buttshit is words. So I know your comment is A LIE.
Melissa, We are in double red terror geography. Seacrest was on STAR 94 this morning, pep talking the new morning show. (I put myself in harm's way to keep you safe.)
Kat, It is not me that is sneaky. It is HIM.
Sir, I recently read in the comments of another blog that you plan to read Jane Austen so that you can mock her fans with authority. You DESERVE to live in the blast zone.
Zero. But I don't count because I'm Canadian and stuff.
Thanks for the warning though. I'm already a little scared after reading this, and therefore I hate.
God I hate hating. It's tough being Canadian. And stuff.
But for you, I will hate.
This is amazing, especially the map of influence. What would a Seacrest cologne smell like? Raw power, ruthlessness, and Bumble and Bumble mousse?
Peefer, it's hard for me to hate, too. I think it's because I am, in some ways, wired Canadianly. If Canada weren't so freaking cold and so pushy with the poutine I could probably be very happy there.
MG!You are absolutely correct about three of the six ingredients! Well done, you. The other three are Scurvy-grass, Lovage, and Sneezewort. These are the three things that make up a Befuddlement Draught.
Jenn: Sorry, I missed your comment. Tallying your score is really a moo point. You are in double plus ungood red. We are doomed. DOOOOMED.
Damn SuperBowl. Plus, I did inadvertently see some of the New Year's Eve show... but lucky for me, I live in Washington, which is still relatively unscathed by the Seacrest Effect on the map.
Shari, The Pacific Northwest is really the only "safe" place in the country right now. Even so, CONSTANT VIGALANCE!
Oh and also? Margaret is pissed at you now.
What, why?!
48....you called me a liar! :(
But, really. He has his own toothpaste? Was that a joke?
Ashley, watch at your own risk!
I don't even have a witty comment for this one. It was so freaking good. Love it.
It's funny because it's TRUE.
And also scary because IT'S TRUE!
Dude, I listen to Valentine in the Morning here in double-blast-red LA and I don't understand how people can listen to Ryan instead of him. It just... befuddles me. Also, I refuse to tally. That is how much I hate Seacrest.
Your tally is a moo point, too. You're on a Seacrest Faultline.
ryan seacrest cologne--i bet you own some!
also, nice map! i like it a lot!
score: 95 points
Because you totally said you live in Atlanta with "some cats"... nary a mention of a dog. She's already called to ask me whether she should expect an eviction notice, and what she should do when it arrives.
BB, I think you know that I do not wear Ryan Seacrest cologne! God! 95 points? Not bad. You shouldn't have bought that Bo Bice CD though.
Shari, I was making a joke! Like how crazy people always live alone with cats! Seriously, though, Margaret and Nala are in the middle of a passive-aggressive war, and neither of them need any fuel for their insecurities.
Whatever, mine is not a moo point, I just calculated:
72!
That is so low! I win!
(And I think it's dumb that I had to add 10 points for the AT Top 40 thing when I don't even know what that is. AND I never flip radio stations. I am LOYAL.)
Okay, but true story: you could just walk into a restaurant and see Him on accident, in person. I was helping you calculate your vulnerability factor. It's not an exact science. Your glib proclamation that you "win" probably means that you'll be the first to go.
If it's any consolation, I will miss you.
H!A! (I'm not laughing at you), if I read Jane Austen and swoon with glee as so many before me have, then I'll never utter a word against her. I was simply saying that I refuse to bad-mouth anyone without a little background because I want to be able to build my angst upon a solid foundation of suckitude.
Except for this Seacrest puke...I've never seen American Idol (seriously) and couldn't pick him out of a lineup, but I hate him with the intensity of a thousand suns. It's not healthy, really.
Okay, then, Sir, we're cool again. I hope I have time to call off the hit.
Ok...I'm a man..I'll admit it...I scored 169 points!
You are is SERIOUS danger, Jeff.
I'm a liar.
You lucked out, geographically!
I like to watch Kathy Griffin make fun of him, but being fodder for snarky humor was not part of the test.
And yet, we should all BE AWARE! Even if we didn't score high on the test. (I did.)
You are going to think I'm a liar because I only got 5 points and that is because I live in a green area. But you must remember, we don't have a TV at home and I only watch TV shows that my husband and I watch together. He doesn't like American Idol and he doesn't like E! so I haven't seen either in several years. I'm going to be the first prisoner when Seacrest's regime begins taking them. He won't want people like me on the streets, ignorant of his brainwashing.
Flee to the hills, they are alive with music! Make your living by forming a singing/puppet show troupe with your many children. It's your only hope Fraulein Jenn!
What is up with the hate for Lois and Clark?
Thank goodness Colorado is a safe zone!
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