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I was out in the center of Iraq,
and we were under attack,
and well, I didn't know where to go.
Then the first thing that I could see,
Was everybody's favorite Burger King,
So I threw open the door and I hit the floor.
Then suddenly to my surprise,
I looked up and I saw her eyes,
and I knew it was love at first site.
And she said, "Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad",
"Sherpa, Sherpa, Bakala",
Hadji girl, I can't understand what you say.
And she said, "Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad",
Sherpa, Sherpa, Bakala",
Hadji girl, I love you anyway.
Then she said she wanted me to see,
She wanted me to go meet her family,
But I, well I couldn't figure out how to say no.
Because I don't speak Arabic, so...
She took me down an older trail,
And she pulled up to a (unintelligible).
And she threw open the door and I hit the floor,
Because her brother and her father shouted,
"Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad"
"Sherpa, Sherpa Bakala"
They pulled out their A game so I could see,
And they said, "Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad"
Sherpa, Sherpa Bakala"
So I grabbed her little sister and put her in front of me
and as the bullets began to fly, the blood sprayed from between her eyes,
and then I laughed maniacally.
And then I hid behind the TV,
And I locked and loaded my M-16
and I blew those little fuckers to eternity,
and I said, "Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa, Sherpa Bakala
Shoulda known they were fucking with the Marines".
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