Orange County Chopper's Fire Bike
"4 tons of beach going fun"...
Toby Keith puts his Ford F-150 to the ultimate test.
Engine 14, ladder 28 heavy rescue 12, assist medic 7 with a heavy lift!!
Chief Jim if only you were joking. There used to be a giant guy here that would call 911 several times a week. It took crews from 4 ambulances and 1 or 2 engine companies to lift the guy. Meanwhile most of the town was without any ambulances for real calls. The guy was also a drug dealer and luckily he finally overdosed on his own product to do himself in. Don't know how many workers comp cases he cost the fire and ambulance companies.
It took them hours to find the truck keys hidden in a fold of leg fat.
Bow-chick-a-wow-wow.
"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
You can't carry two tons of women in a one ton truck.
"These are not the broads you're looking for..."
Jabba the Huts sisters, Terre and Quonset, vow vengence against Han Solo.
"Are you two tons of fun?"
(girls responding together)
"She is"
BIG MISTAKES: #213
LMIRL
After Obamas Win in the Fall, Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter went on a Blue Belle Binge....
I am at a loss for words, however upon seeing this picture, my 13 year old son said:
How to pop a wheelie, even if your truck has no motor.
(inspiration from Snigs last comment)
"Hey girls... whaddya playing with that truck?"
"Tiddly-winks"
Do these bathing suits make us look fat?
I think we should have auditioned for the Michelin Tire commercials instead!
From Arkansas Online: "This year's Great Arkansas Pig Out will have all the old favorites, including food, entertainment and yes, that fun-filled, muddy pig chase...."
In an attempt to revive public interest in two of its former best sellers, the Hormel Food Corp. has named a "Miss Spam" and a "Miss Corned Beef" as new spokespersons for the product lines.
Atkins does NOT work ... these ARE the "after" photos.
Firemen get all the fun.
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