"Nuke the Whales! We'll hunt them at night."

The Nelson Muntz philosophy fully realised.

"So many cats, so few recipes."

Huh! I didn't know that Glenn Reynolds ate kittens, too!

"Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl."

So mean. So true.

"To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential."

How very Dilbert.

"West Virginia: One million people, and 15 last names."

HA! Take THAT, Sen. Byrd!

"Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."

Like what I'm doing right now?

"I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"

HELL, NO!!!

"Senior Citizen: Give me my damn discount!"

I am SO getting that for my father...

"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."

See: Democratic Party.

"Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art."

Or, as Lewis Black so wisely said, "MTV is to music, as KFC is to CHICKEN!!!"

"Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes."

I once said to my lib friend, " I love dolphin! ...With mayonnaise."

"New Mexico: Cleaner than regular Mexico."

Ew... Sad, but true.

"Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter."

Ironically, most REAL Indians (from Asia) are Hindu and thus vegetarian. But our Indians are tougher; they KILL stuff!!!
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