Love it that was worthy of a re-post!
(groan) ok, that WAS pretty funny! I'm glad she stopped, I'm sure that got old!
Thank God your boss has a sense of humor.
You are a wise teacher. Those emails crack me up!
When it comes to drawing attention to one's self bodily sounds have no gender barriers. I just loved all the stinkin' adjectives you used in you highly explosive classroom situation. Thanks for the laugh.
Ya'll have one terrific day!
HAhahahahahahaha!!!
That was CLASSIC!! It's great you had such a good relationship with your boss, eh??
Classic post! Loved it.
LOL!
Wish you had been at my rehearsal last night. One of the violas had a green cloud around him. Blech!
oh now that's just stinkin hilarious. give that girl some gasX and move on!
I managed a call center once and had an employee who would disturb his co-workers in this manner. After many complaints I had to write a disciplinary documentation for “willful self-induced flatulence”. He claimed he couldn’t control it and it was caused by his “medication”. I asked for the proverbial doctors note or the receipt from the local Mexican restaurant.
Tee hee hee - a clever (or at least slightly clever) fart joke can always get a laugh. Especially at 3 am. I think I'll bookmark this for some time when I can't sleep. Good laugh 
Hmmm, it seems like someone just needed a little bit of attention and detention wasn't it. That was very funny - thanks for the reprint!
Kristin The Goat
So funny....it's good to see that your boss has a sense of humor!
And that's why I don't teach middle school - but I do appreciate the story and the laugh!
Stopping by from Georgie as I try to visit all of the SSS participants.
LOL! Definitely worth of a repost! That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time!!
I'm glad your boss has a great sense of humor too!
Middle school. This rings so true I can smell it.
I'm glad you and your student could clear the air. I'm sure detention is no blast, but it sounds like it solved the problem. You really have to cut one student's behavior problems out, or it'll rip the whole class up.
(Hilarious post!)
Farts = Funny Flat(ulence) out!
Busted a grumpy reading it!
You are a gas!
Oh and thank you for your note this morning. I appreciate it.
Oh, man. You guys are hilarious. Glad to have given you a chuckle today. Thanks for returning the favor
That really is too funny!
That is Very Funny! Tanner just said his teacher told them if they need to "pass gas" that they should ask to go to their locker. She also told them to stay out there a while as to not have anything follow them back to her classroom He informed me that he has been to his locker quite a few times, hopefully this ends before middle school......
OMG, Lisa-That's hilarious!
AHAHAHAHAHA! That was absolutely worthy of a re-post!!
This is definately hilarious, and I love all the comments, especially Tom's. This reminds me. We overheard a mom at a buffet restaurant tell a woman sitting across from her this little gem when her little boy was off getting food.
"When we were trainging him he hollered 'Hey mommy. I am playing with my penis cuz I am pooping and it has nothing to do.'" Fortunately I don't have a sensitive stomach!
OMG, Geri-I love it! Just might have to add that to my fragments next week
You principal sure has a sense of humor just like yours! Lisa's son, Tanner, has been given the go ahead to say "I need to stand in the hall." when he feels the need to pass gas. I guess he must be a little 4th grade 'stinker'. All of this bodily function talk leads me to thinking that I should write a post about one of my kindergarteners who handed his DIAPER to the PE teacher last week!
OOPS! I see that Lisa already told the Tanner story!
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