Well, you did have the flu few days ago I'm guessing you were delirious and craving Hair Band.
Why is there a package of microwave popcorn on the wetbar?
MOM where are my headphones?
(How would I know I haven't touched your stuff)
Why do they eat my slim fast snack bars I go to grab one, gone. ALL GONE.
They love my Skinny Cows. That's why I rarely buy 'em.
oh, have too many to list. But I will start with why is there a pen in the electrical outlet and where is the baby?
Now we're cooking!
Why is there a fork in the toilet?
Playing along...
WHY did we allow an ungrateful piece of shit to use our cabin for his honeymoon?
why aren't you doing your math?
Why?
Is there a box of legos in my shower?
Because you have children.
Why is there a fork in the toilet?
Ditto (be thankful it's not the whole set, complete with serving pieces).
Is Warrent's "Cherry Pie" on my iPod?
Nooooo idea.
Sort of related to my comments, did you see this?
Yes, I did see it (over at Protein Wisdom.) The stupid, it burns.
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