hahaha, i like your definition of fine dining. it's partly right!! 
Go to the Fench Cafe, have the 10 course menu with the wine matching and then you will know
Fine dining is all blinged out gold rimmed everything, with lots of ices. Then ya gots ta have the caveare and oysturs and dat lip smackin fillay minyon. Uh corse ya needs to be drinkin Cristal champain.
