And my wife just packed up and left. I tried to tell her that it was all part of the game to have the men pat my butt, but she couldn't contain her jealousy. She's heading to Cancun to become a stripper at a hotel bar.
Bill | Homepage | Tuesday, January 4, 2005 - 9:48:33 am | #

Kukar was later quoted as saying: "Why me? Why, why, why?" Reports of a man leaving the stadium with a pipe in hand have not yet been confirmed.
DEK | Homepage | Tuesday, January 4, 2005 - 11:51:46 pm | #

After being hit with an errant pass, Kukar momentarily blacked out, and when he came to, he thought he was Victorine Meurent.

(Explanation, of sorts)
joe | Homepage | Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 12:08:44 am | #

Seen at left is veteran NFL referee Bernie Kukar -- the only person taken to the ground in a Dolphins game all year...
Stan | Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 6:27:54 pm | #

Yes, I'm aware that it was a blatant case of intentional grounding, but you didn't have to pummel me with penalty flags. People get hurt that way.
Michael | Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 9:47:29 pm | #