The problem is that D.C. doesn't have a lot of cool locations. If you're going to throw down a really cool bash and you can't do it at Dream, you don't have a lot of options. The Watergate has so many large suites, unlike a hotel, that poker games with prostitutes won't get people suspicious.
Hayden | Homepage | Monday, May 8, 2006 - 8:17:05 pm | #

Once someone dies at practice, then we'll look into the Lions' players grievances and enact safety measures, like, I don't know, the ability to raise objections to practice conditions. In the meantime, suck it up you pansies.
Chris | Homepage | Wednesday, May 10, 2006 - 9:29:02 am | #

OK, Korey Stringer.

Good, now that we have that established, we enact safety measures and create a grievance process. Oh, wait, that's what the league did.
Craig D. Barker | Homepage | Wednesday, May 10, 2006 - 9:59:23 am | #

Bah, that story doesn't even include the claim that the bribers made sure to lose at poker so that the bribed could afford the hookers.
Anthony | Homepage | Wednesday, May 10, 2006 - 4:19:10 pm | #

What this does, though, is that now you can cross off two places in one spot on your D.C. scandal tour scorecard.
Brian M. Hight | Homepage | Wednesday, May 10, 2006 - 6:58:07 pm | #

Dude, everything goes better with whores.
WestBerkeleyFlats | Homepage | Wednesday, May 10, 2006 - 10:43:08 pm | #

Thanks for stepping all over my point, there Craig.
Chris | Homepage | Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 1:13:35 pm | #

Hey, you're the one who failed to illuminate the snark light, allowing those of us in the cabin to know you were going for sarcastic.
Craig D. Barker | Homepage | Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 1:28:23 pm | #