I can guarantee that you will not appear on Fox and Friends. I think someone was pulling your leg, Gene.
Mr. Chapman
This is Tom Cibrowski, executive producer of ABC Good Morning America.
I understand Janice Harvey with Fox wants you on the air. Come to us Mr. Chapman. We have a bigger audience and much, much better view from our studios.
Thank you,
Tom Cibrowski
phone: 212-456-5900
Mr. Chapman:
This is Michael Bass
Sr. Exec. Producer, The Early Show, The Saturday Early Show and CBS Morning News.
Forget ABC and Fox. You have got to come to us. We'll even let you perform an exorcism of our building and light yourself on fire if you want. We are close to Central Park, so great view of the trees as you burn yourself to a cinder.
Give me a call.
Phone: 212-975-2824
Hey Mike. Screw you. We want him.
No way Tom. Stick to Dave Price and his cutsey stuff. Chapman's ours.
Hey boys! We asked first. We got dibs!
This blog should win an award for comedy.
This is priceless!
Hi Gene. Jeff Ross here with Late Night with Conan O'Brien.
It looks like you have some tought choices to make on who you are going with in the morning. But for evening/late night this should be a no brainer, even for a guy diagnosed with Dysthymic Disorder.
Come to us Gene, we'll cheer you up! You may have to, you know, sign some waivers that if you decide to commit suicide by self-immolation your estate will not hold Conan, the show, NBC Universal or our parent GE liable.
Plus, if you do decide to ignite yourself, you'll have to do it outside in Rockefeller Center, as NYC has a strick no smoking policy in workplaces and offices.
And there may be a pre-taping psych screening, but we make everyone do that. Really, everyone. Seriously, it is not just you.
Let us know buddy! We can get you on Tuesday!
Jeff Ross
Executive Producer
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
LateNight@nbcuni.com
This is priceless!
Mr. Chapman:
So serious is your campaign I have personally come back from the dead to have a special from beyond the grave edition of See It Now to interview you.
CBS News has changed a great deal since I was alive and on air, so there is a matter of you agreeing, in writing before hand, not to light yourself on fire on air.
However, in something they are calling the "Janet Jackson exception" you are permitted to show your nipples. Well, one.
Since I am dead, I have no, what do you call it, email? So please post your reply.
Respectfully,
Edward Roscoe Murrow
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