I don't see how anyone can possible quarrel with that thesis. 
Why am I reminded of the bumper sticker that read "Nuke the Gay Iranian Whales"?
...While Pre-Ordering LoTR: The Two Towers at Amazon.com.
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! Everybody knows it's Creationism (not evolution) that has led to Just War Theory and Pedophilia Among Democratic Priests Who like to Take Iraqi Women Hostage and read Catholic Poetry to Them While Celebrating Meetings at Assisi and Watching Previews of the Passion and Wearing Stars of David.
Give in to your anger! With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant! Strick me down with your angryest screed & your journey to the Dark Side will be complete!!!!!!
*Lightsaber turns on*
*smack*......Ouch! Thanks Rosemarie.
Sorry about that. Ignore what I just said I was takne over by the Sith!
I'm better now. Use the Force. All hail Yoda.
Nah...to get up to 100, you'd have to include Harry Potter in their somewhere
...wearing Stars of David and Reading Harry Potter.
There!
. . . in the vernacular?
...in Latinam!
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Darn it, isn't there any room for Mary-Worship in here?
Hmmm... Ben makes me wonder, Mark, if you've actually written anything about the moral issues in Star Wars? I'd love to see something like that from you...
No! Not Star Wars and that Joseph Campbell stuff!!!! At least the Jedi's wore cool habits, though.
Make that "Jedis" not "Jedi's." Sorry.
Deus lo vult!
The real problem with the world is the liturgical reform of the 60's - abolishing the maniple freed up the priests' left hands for all sorts of evil; abandoning the vesting prayers, with the daily prayer for chastity when putting on the cincture led to the sexual revolution; Mass versus populo lead to increased alcoholism in the clergy, as they needed a "little bracer" before facing the crowds of ravening Catholics, and the abandonment of fur mozettas led directly to the oil crisis of the 70's, since priests who had to pray the Divine Office in drafty cathedrals no longer had their shoulders warmed by fur capes and so started turning up the heat. O tempora, O mores!
Tim,
I agree with you. But where do Gay Jewish Masonic Circus Clowns who voted for Ross Perot fit into all this?
But if we just ordained women and allowed priests to marry, the Evolution of Man wouldn't have had to lead to Just War Theory and Pedophilia ... etc.!
The Gay Jewish Circus Clowns who voted for Ross Perot are the Weapons of Mass Destruction we've been looking for!
What about the Jesuit Oath? Doesn't anybody CARE about this country any more? Why are we being distracted by posts about poetry-readings in purdah? Perhaps Mr. Shea (a secret Jesuit-Oath-Swearer if there ever was one) doesn't want us to see the REAL danger! Which is, of course, all those Thomas-Nast-alligator-bishops swarming across the sand to devour Mr. & Mrs. America! Have we forgotten Al Smith's devious plot to install Pope Pius XI in a mansion outside Chicago? Only a good supply of coffee, pipe tobacco, and historical fiction can save us now!
Huh??
aha, we've succeeded in confusing the masses... everyone knows the first weapon of the Spanish Inquisition is surprise - er, surprise and fear - er, surprise, fear and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope of Rome.
now bring out the comfy chair and start poking folks with the soft cushions!!!!!!!!
I see that none of you have recognized the real peril of our time:
the diabolically inspired scheme by which the Jesuits invented Islam to destroy true Bible-believing Christianity!
. . .er, whoops! . . . Wrong conspiracy universe.
I mean the diabolically inspired scheme by which the Jesuits invented modernism in order to destroy the true Catholic faith.
God bless the Jesuits! If they didn't already exist, conspiracy theorists would have to invent them!
Hmmmm.....
I would rather not have the comfy chair....
Could I have spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs, and spam....
but hold the eggs, and substitute Spam?
You mean you want spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and Spam?
Yes...
Bloody Vikings.
...Japanese Sage Derby, Venezuelan Beaver Cheese...
+J.M.J+
Ah, but you're forgetting the Elvis connection to all this. Not to mention the fact that Beatle Paul McCartney was really Pope Paul VI who died in a car accident in 1966 and was replaced by both William Campbell and an impostor pope cleverly made to look like Paul VI by plastic surgeons who somehow forgot to change the shape of his ears, though. This was all hidden in various Beatles songs and album covers and revealed in the Bayside apparitions to Veronica Leuken.
Know what I mean? Nudge nudge.
Know what I mean? Say no more!
In Jesu et Maria,
Well, if you put a mantilla on the gay married church clown that your were about to marry, could you then ordain him, or her, so long as you used the vernacular gnostic gospel of st. thomas readings? So long as you did it ad orientem, but toward the east that the statue on top of the US capitol faces toward, after spitting on Pius's stone donated to the Washington Monument lying at the bottom of the potomac, while suppressing evidence of ritual pederasty?
Ah Sherry, yes, the Jesuits......
but in reality, the Jesuits were invented by the Knights of Columbus (aka, the Illuminati) to throw people off their track while they continue their plan to subjugate the world through Friday Nite Fish Frys and bowling leagues.
You know what's really scarey? That you can sing the lyrics of "Stairway to Heaven" to the tune of "The Old Rugged Cross".
+J.M.J+
>>>You know what's really scarey? That you can sing the lyrics of "Stairway to Heaven" to the tune of "The Old Rugged Cross".
Wow! But how does that relate to the corrolation between Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" and "The Wizard of Oz" movie? There must be a key to this mystery somewhere!
In Jesu et Maria,
You can also sing the lyrics for "Thunder Road" by Bruce Springsteen to the tune of "Bat Out Of Hell" by MeatLoaf. Preferably with a good karaoke backing track.
Nice try but Madamme Welborn still has you beat
I have heard it said that you can sing most of Emmily Dickenson's poems to the theme of Gilligan's Island.
However I think it Jesuit Propaganda that is just trying to confuse us.
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