So this deacon walks into a bar, and then realizes "Wait, I'm the Deacon of the Word!" and goes to a comedy club instead.

Yeah, deacon jokes are not as funny.
Dismas | 06.30.04 - 5:19 pm | #

So this tonsured acolyte walks into a bar...

Darn it, no wonder there are no decent FSSP jokes...
Matthew of the Holy Whapping | Homepage | 06.30.04 - 6:21 pm | #

So this priest walks into a bar,..with a frog on his head. The barman says,"where did you get that?"
The frog says "dunno, started off as a wart on me bum."
To show I'm really inclusive..
A Rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on his head. The barman says,"Where did you get that?"
The frog says, "Dunno, it started off as a leg of pork."

Don(Kiwi) | 06.30.04 - 8:52 pm | #

From the 1996 World Science Fiction Convention.... a priest, a minister, a witch and a Jewish girl were on a panel...
Will Linden | Homepage | 06.30.04 - 9:48 pm | #