Why did I think that the link was about Alito before clicking it?
Publius | Homepage | 01.31.06 - 1:59 am | #

I thought the same thing, Publius.
Jay Anderson | Homepage | 01.31.06 - 2:17 am | #

I had no clue...anyone else think the guy on the site looks like Adrian Brody?
Amy Pawlak | Homepage | 01.31.06 - 7:56 am | #

Smells like reality series on cable net like VH1 or E! Weaker concepts have reached screens.
Gerard E. | 01.31.06 - 8:34 am | #

I thought Jenniferanistan was a central Asian republic.
Sean P. Dailey | Homepage | 01.31.06 - 11:05 am | #

Thanks for the chortle, Mark, and yes, I'm absolutely, ecstatically grateful that Russell Crowe doesn't have one of these! Good laugh to brighten up the day.
Patricia Gonzalez | 01.31.06 - 11:12 am | #

Miss Aniston better look out because Michael Ledeen surely will be pushing for a bombing raid of her Malibu mansion.
Suibhne | 01.31.06 - 11:35 am | #

I too thought Mark had found some deep dark dirt on Alito.
Kale | Homepage | 01.31.06 - 1:39 pm | #

I love Borowitz.

That particular article reminded me of an older one from the ONION: "The Hillbillies Have the Bomb!"
Mark S. (not for Shea) | 02.01.06 - 1:52 pm | #