Mr. Shea:

Time for you to shift to reading Newman. He won't come along with his sword-stick and Colt revolver to tell you "cut it out!"

Histor
Histor | 04.30.08 - 12:14 pm | #

'He joked that he wished his fans would "get lives."'

Are they sure it wasn't the ghost of William Shatner?
John J. Simmins | 04.30.08 - 12:43 pm | #

I wonder when is L. Ron Hubbard's ghost going to tell his followers to "get a life"?
Judith M. | 04.30.08 - 2:02 pm | #

Oh no! The last article said that the US has killed Admiral Akbar. What will our Catfishpeople alien friends think!
Dr. Acula | 04.30.08 - 2:18 pm | #

Dr. Acula, clearly it is A TRAP.
cheyan | 04.30.08 - 3:23 pm | #

"The patron saints of people 'who just read all the time'".

Hey, we *need* patron saints, too!
Fuinseoig | 04.30.08 - 3:42 pm | #

I'm sure that this was really the ghost of Shaw in a wig and a fat suit.
Chris Chan | 04.30.08 - 4:50 pm | #

*ahem*

Admiral Ackbar is a Mon Calamari, not a "catfish people."

*glares




Just kidding, in the spirit of obsessing over stuff.
Shane | 04.30.08 - 9:13 pm | #