...so...so...babies are chimps?
Precisely!
Or they will be.
But what if they weigh the same as a duck?
But what if they weigh the same as a duck?
Ipsitilla | Homepage | 09.28.07 - 2:46 pm | #
Then burn them?
Oops...sorry, that's for witches. 
Would that be a European or an African Duck, er Swallow?
Babies are chumps.
Taking candy from them is like... well, it's easy, that's what.
It's easy only as long as you're insensitive to both cuteness and shrill wailing.
Oh yeah. I'm nothing if not that.
So... chimps are humans, but a fetus isn't, and disabled folks are a higher level of human, unless they feel depressed or aren't sufficently sympathetic, in which case we kill them, and old people should be honored, unless we're killing them, too....
My head hurts.
Has anyone asked Matthew Hiasl Pan what he thinks? 
"It is astounding how all the courts try to evade the question of personhood of a chimp as much as they can,"
Replace "chimp" with "unborn baby" and that's how pro-lifers feel every day. Funny how some people can only understand the worth of a life when it's their chimp being gored.
Does it occur to the man that they might be avoiding it because it's so obviously stupid as to be only a waste of time?!
They need to declare their chimps as persons so they'll have more qualified candidates to elected office in Europe than they do now. :P
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