Go to Google, type in find chuck norris, and press I'm Feeling Lucky.

Funnier even than the McCain "Yes We Can" spoof.
J Dave G | 02.28.08 - 12:17 pm | #

I like substituting "John Corapi" for Chuck Norris...
John J. Simmins | 02.28.08 - 12:18 pm | #

I love the one about roundhouse kicking the McDonald's so hard it turned into a Wendy's because they wouldn't give him an EggMcMuffin at 10:35am.
Chris Molter | 02.28.08 - 12:32 pm | #

J Dave G:

Thank you! That was priceless.
Amy P. | 02.28.08 - 12:54 pm | #

This has been around for a while. I'm kinda surprised you've only seen it now.
JonathanR. | 02.28.08 - 12:55 pm | #

Psst- confidentially, Chuck is a pretty little guy- five foot eight on his tiptoes, tops.

I know this because, ages ago, an acquaintance of mine was thrilled to get a small role on "Walker, Texas Ranger," but was dropped at the last minute because he's 6'4", and tall actors are almost never allowed to appear in scenes with Chuck.

To his credit, Chuck has a sense of humor, and I've heard him acknowledge that, while he gets a huge kick out of these lists, he's surprised that people are claiming to be so afraid of a short 67 year old man!
astorian | 02.28.08 - 4:08 pm | #

A 67 year old 5'8" that could kick anyone on this blog's butt, I'd wager.
Jarnor23 | 02.28.08 - 5:23 pm | #

I would second john J.



Don't mess with Fr. Corapi.
Alois | 02.28.08 - 7:39 pm | #

While you're at it, I found this awesome site with dancing hamsters you probably haven't seen yet, either.
Stephen | Homepage | 02.28.08 - 10:16 pm | #

You know, Corapi did not use a gun on that bear. He inserted the bullets manually.

John J. Simmins, Chairman

Committe to make John Corapi the next Bishop of Rochester, NY
John J. Simmins | 02.29.08 - 12:00 pm | #

While you're at it, I found this awesome site with dancing hamsters you probably haven't seen yet, either.

Ouch!!

Hey, I hadn't seen the Chuck Norris Google bomb yet either! It's pretty funny.
Sarahndipity | Homepage | 02.29.08 - 2:18 pm | #

Yeah.
Chuck Norris is so tough, when he's at the beach, he kicks sand into his own face.
Don(kiwi) | 02.29.08 - 10:49 pm | #

That is a funny site. I usually don't get much from those things, but that one had me in tears.
Dave G. | 03.01.08 - 7:49 am | #