Be careful: if you keep spreading skepticism, things will get very, very bad. Then the forcible sterilizations and confiscation of toilet paper and light bulbs will begin. Oh, and eating anything but algae will eventually be outlawed.
Anonymous | 04.30.07 - 11:55 am | #

Mmmmm...algae...
The Big Seester | 04.30.07 - 12:25 pm | #

Not only is everyone is this culture a functional protestant, they're also functional reductionists.
Pavel Chichikov | Homepage | 04.30.07 - 1:07 pm | #

It's a system, not a stack of walled boxes.
Pavel Chichikov | Homepage | 04.30.07 - 1:08 pm | #

You heard him. Everyone!!!
Franklin Jennings | 04.30.07 - 7:21 pm | #

OK so using common sense, here's the solution to Global Warming:

Everybody who lives on the coast, take a tray of ice cubes to the sea every day and throw them in the sea. Let's cool it off and stop global warming!
kentuckyliz | 04.30.07 - 9:13 pm | #

Better yet, let's all leave our refrigerator and freezer doors open outside!
Delta | Homepage | 04.30.07 - 11:58 pm | #

Someday soon someone ought to write a science fiction story about a secret cabal of environmentalists wackos who deliberately cause a nuclear world war. The reason is not only that it would kill people, thus relieving overpopulation, but because a nuclear winter would save us from global warming.
Anonymous | 05.01.07 - 1:32 am | #