May the entire membership of Al Qaeda have a Damascus Road experience -- both the one that St. Paul had, and the one where Predator Drones send them speedily to face their newly-discovered Maker.
For Al-Zarqawi, I wish the fate worse then any kind of death for those of his ilk.
Oblivion.
I hope while you recover and rest,
The troops find their way to your nest,
And when they mow you down with guns,
I hope this time you do not run,
There will not be a place in heaven,
You will get zero virgins - not seven,
I hope when all is said and done,
They stick a fork in you - you're done.
Very good. I am in!
There once was a cad named Zarqawi
Who woke and said "Where the f*** are we?"
Propelled by his arms and rifle butt charms
Said "This is Gitmo-why isn't it Maui?"
al-Zarqawi, your supporters want you to recover, not die and become a martyr - they have your best interests at heart, because you will not be going to paradise, you'll be going to hell for murdering true muslims and other innocents.
I hope that soon you'll be in Iraqi custody to face justice by the men whose countrymen you have been murdering in your unholy war.
Your days are numbered.
Hey Al-Zarqawi, you sick, stupid brain washed religious robot, I wish you to die in the worst, most suffering way possible!
And further you scum-sucking pig,
"May the Bloody Piles Torment you and
corns grow on your toes.
May Crabs as big as cockroaches crawl around your lower nose.
And when your life's forsaken and your but a total wreck, may you fall through your crumbling asshole and break your fucking neck!"
This one goes out to Zarqawi
Suffer and carry the bullet you swine, a quick death is a luxury you will not be afforded.
May every tin-pot dictator and dictator-wannabe be held accountable to those they rule.
May the Iraqi Forces find you while you are having a terrible bout of diarrhea which goes everywhere and causes the desecration of many …
I hope we capture your dead body, so it can be displayed over the news media just like Uday and Qusay. I hope we wrap your corpse in fresh pigskin before you are buried, thus eliminating the whole "multiple virgins" thing in the afterlife. In the meantime die painfully!
Please God, let Zarqawi and Bin Laden realise that they (like most jihadis) are closet homosexuals, so they then stone each other to death.
Dear Ally Z. I can call you Ally right? Anyhoo, just a quick note to say I support your right to die an extremely painful, agonising death. However, seeing as this could possibly be construed as inhumane, all i wish is that you are shot in the stomach with a large caliber tracer round that burns at your entrails, so you pray that someone will shoot you and put you out of your misery.
Unfortunately for you, the first aid for your injury consists of several gallons of premium Iraqi gas poured over your tortured, pain-wracked body. It's not set alight for at least 2 minutes. Got to let it get right into all those gaping flesh wounds you see.
Then we get an orphaned child whose parents you blew up with a suicide bomber when they were out looking for work to set you on fire. We'll let you burn for about 10 seconds. just enough to expose that really sensitive second layer of skin. Guess what? Iraq's got a lot gas, and you're getting some more. I figure about 5 or 6 cycles of burning and being put out will have you begging for death and praying to whatever god we want.
Then, we take you out the back to the local rubbish tip, strap several kilos of Semtex to your body, and splatter you over about 200 square metres of rubbish. Hey, it's the very LEAST we could do for such an admirable foe such as yourself.
Dear beloved terrorist,
May a thousand ants nest in your underpants should you recover.
We exile Iraqies wish you a permanent state of vegetative non-recovery. So that you will never return to your crimes against muslims and others, and so that no other takes your place within your filty organisation. You are a true disgrace to our fait.
Get f*&^%3ed Zarqawi. Your date with Satan is long overdue.
Guys, wait wait wait...
No matter what he has "allegedly" done, he still has the right to be treated with dignity and respect, after all he is human. If we wish him bad things and or treat him badly that means we have lowered ourselves to his low level.
leftist mind off/
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Zarqawi,
There are 2 options; either you die or you get caught.
If you die, you will get a first class ticket (no check-in required) to hell.
If you get caught, there are two options; either the Americans get you or the Iraqis get you.
If the Americans get you; they will give you first class ticket to Gitmo where you will meet all your friends. And then they will give you that first class ticket to hell.
If Iraqis get you; they will make you regret the day you were born and then you will give you first class ticket to hell.
All options will take you to your eternal destination that you've earned so well, hell. I hope that the Iraqis will get you, it sounds like the most fun option.
Oh and did I tell you that your application to be considered as a martyr, go heaven and get 80 virgins has been rejected with no right to appeal. You have been the victim of an Islamic Jihad scam.
Wish you pain and humiliation, followed by the most painful death and to spend eternity buring in hellfire (I know you will enjoy it).
Ahmad
al-Zarqawi
Pray that the Americans catch you instead of Iraq forces.
Americans will treat you nicely, feed you soft sweet foods, treat your wounds, and some will worship you, all before they kill you.
Who dares dream of what the people of Iraq may do?
Pray hard al-Zarqawi, pray hard and long.
Dr. No
May you get caught and may you be photographed in your underwear.
Zarqawi,
Vengeance is God's. Justice is ours. Keep scrambling. My prayer is that you are caught by the people of Iraq before the Americans get to you. They deserve first justice.
Zarqawi;
I hope you recover enough from your current stomach wound enough to be able to make your escape on foot into the desert when your current rat hole is raided. Having lived in the desert, I hope you make it a fair distance out into it before you collapse. Here's hoping you have a few days to wait for the troops to find you. Iraqi troops, just in case you've managed to survive. Troops who've lost friends and relatives to your bombers.
May you get caught by the coalition troops, and die a slow death in a military prison. Once your journey has passed, I hope satan has his way with you.
Enjoy the gas gangrene, the secondary infections, and the lack of morphine.
May you rest in hell, al Zarqawi.
May you be caught by U.S. forces and publicly humiliated like your friend Saddam.
Dearest Sheik, may you please not die until you are caught, and then may you please continue to live until we have tortured you. And then will Allah please grant you the strength to survive through your imprisonment so that you can sit and think about the scum you have become. And finally, dear sheik, won't you slowly die in custody, cut off from your followers, ashamed an humiliated by the powers you detest, spit on by the people you kill, haunted by the children's screams you caused, soaked in your own sweat and urine in a dank, dark cell. May you get no respect in death, you vile scumbag. May you remembered correctly as one of the worlds more heartless and more disgusting serial-killers, a "man" with a psychotic problem who was allowed to operate his insanity in a warzone and cloak his psychosis in religious fervor. A man with a million zombie-like followers, all too ignorant to see the godlessness that his mission entails.
you are useless to the world other than as fertilizer, pal. good riddance.
Hey Abu!
Don't know if you've thought about this, but I'd like to point out that if you're wounded, you can't run as fast. It's only a matter of time, bucko! In your future, there's either a bullet, or a cell in Gitmo, with your name on it.
Have a nice day!
Musab, being an infidel Christian minister, I wish first of all that you may be filled with the love and Spirit of Jesus Christ, the unbegotten Son of the Living God, and that you turn from your murdering, terrorist ways to a life of discipleship in Christ's name. Seriously.
Just as seriously, I hope you and Saddam and Osama become cell mates for the rest of your lives. Ya'll will have just the best time together!
Breathe deep, the gathering gloom - oh wait. You can't.
Your mom sleeps with your dad.
A statement posted on Tuesday on sites used by insurgents called on Muslims to "pray for the healing of our Sheikh Abu Musab al-Zarqawi from an injury he suffered in the path of God"An injury suffered in the path of God? I think he's got it backwards. The bullet was the path of God reminding Zarqawi not only of his own mortality, but that Zarqawi has done some really really really bad things and deserves to die in a most wretched way.
AlZ. Just die. Slowly. From gas gangrene and septicemia. May the souls of those whom you murdered and caused to be murdered harass your soul on its way to Satan.
Dear Abu Musab,
get caught... between the ground and a 500-pound J-DAM.
May you, in the days before your coming, inevitable, execution, fall prey to a bizarre hormonal imbalance that turns you into a woman, and may you find employment only in a pork fat rendering factory.
I just want to know who holed you so we can give proper respect to the person whose nice shot is sending you to hell.
May maggots feast upon your entrails for a thousand years, maggot.
Then die.
Al Z.,
No one will lament your passing. There are no virgins waiting for you, only the eternal torment you have earned.
Zarqawi:
Best wishes for a speedy death.
Cheers,
AR
I bought this curse from Bishop Blackadder:
"Dear Enemy: May the Lord hate you and all yoiur kind, may you be turned orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment."
Zarqawi deserves nothing more pithy that "burn in hell", and that's what I'll give him.
Al-Zarqari shot
Punctured lung, gangrene, sepsis
Iraq prays for your death.
Hey Zarqawi you shit-for-brains, your 'virgins' are waiting. They've got snake-heads and rotting lizard skin, and the breath of camels. They're gonna put a Crucifix around you neck, throw you in a pigskin sack with a bunch of giant pig turds, and leave you out in the sun until you pray to fucking allah for someone to cut your putrid head off with a rusty knife.
(Apart from that, I have no opinion on what should happen to you. I just wish I had have pulled the trigger myself.)
CA Dave
Three words: Die, motherfucker, die.
Yo, Abu!
Hope that it was some Marine or Soldier with a tight shot group that made you suffer. It's not enough, but it's a start...here's to hoping that you'll get more of the same soon.
I pray for your capture, followed by trial, followed by ending your evil blight on the world, and I wish that you are judged by Nick Berg in the hereafter...at which point you can burn in hell for all eternity.
May he and all of the extremist infidels die a thousand deaths and then rot in Hell.
I hope your funeral is well attended. Gives new meaning to the term "target rich environment."
May you receive a barbed catheter in the hospital, and may they clean your wittle chest wound each day with gasoline. May they operate with the same saw you used to cut off Nick Berg's head. And most of all, may they fail to fix you, but not without months of painful tries, you pigfucking demon.
al-Zarqawi:
I wish you a slow, painful, agonizing death. I hope for your burial in a mound of pig excement. May the merciful God of all life have mercy on your wertched soul. May you know personally the suffering you have caused each and every person whose blood is on your hands. May you spend eternity doing penance for your misdeeds against humanity.
Hope you like your time in Hell. Because when I get down there I'm going to beat the shit out of you for eternity.
the Marines will bring you justice.
Hey, Zarqawi:
Remember your comrades-in-arms who were driving through Yemen awhile back, when their vehicle was hit by Hellfire--fired from a drone, remotely piloted from quite far away?
They'd slipped past us before, after helping to bomb a United States warship. I'll bet they were gloating over their escape right up to their fiery end, which was just a preview of coming attractions. I'll bet they'd dared to hope we never would get them.
My point? May you recover just enough to know the fear of the hunted; and to see yourself, as you hide for your life, as the coward you are. Your enemy is patient, never forgets, and never gives up.
May you reap what you have sown.
We're going to buy your corpse, fry it in pork grease and menstrual blood, shove a shit-covered koran up your ass, zip you into a pig carcass and bury you under a sty.
You get to spend your time in hell getting your ass fucked by pigs while your fellow fanatic muslim shitheads take turns watching before they get their turn. During your 'off time' youll be giving blowjobs to monkeys.
To any homo muslim fuckface murderers who might read this, we're coming for your faggot asses too. Hope you like pork, because youre going to be swimming in it, right after you suck the shit out of the ass of a Jewish leper.
What will be said to Zarqawi when he is caught by Iraqi forces? I think this quote (with a name change)from 'The Princess Bride' fits nicely:
"My name is (any Iraqi Muslim name will do). You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Die like the miserable son of a bitch that you are, your time on earth is at an end.
Hope you get well soon...
so we can shoot your ass again.
Al-Zarqawi
I pray that your wounds give you a long and agonizing death.
I pray that all your doctors can do is prolong your agony.
I pray that in your final moments an Iraqi or a Marine is there to torment you a little more.
al-Zarqawi
May the last thing you see as the American troops stand down and let the Iraqis take you, be a heard of wild pigs.
May the last thing you smell be the bacon that the Iraqis are gong to fry your ass with.
Enjoy
Mr. Zarqawi, I'm praying for you...
To either be caputured or die a slow, painful death from septic shock from the bacteria coursing through your bloodstream now. As you feel your whole body burning, just know that this is not even 1% of the pain that someone feels being hit by one of your car bombs.
You hate us in the west so much? Fine. Let's see you go without antibiotics, pain medication, or aseptic surgery... all of which us "infidels" invented while you and your ilk did nothing but lock your fellow men into an orgy of slaughter and death for the last 1400 years.
A new day is dawning in your world, with light that living nightmares like you cannot hope to survive.
Your only chance to escape from this alive is to find the nearest Iraqi or U.S. military unit, turn yourself in, and pray that they show you more mercy than you have to the thousands you have slaughtered.
My fervent prayer is that he has been wounded, that it is a sucking chest wound, that he is suffering like a mf, and that a Marine sniper has a bead on his child-murdering head right now. Amen.
Zarqawi, you puffed-up ignorant smidgeon of blowfish manure, may the last firing of your synapses be interrupted by a bacon-coated Hellfire. Satan's penciled you into his schedule: An IED shoved up your kazoo every hour on the hour for the rest of time.
Die you bastard. But slowly and agonizingly.
I'm hoping Zarqawi goes septic, generates a gas bloackage, and somehow explodes.. killing several other Al-Qaida bystanders with flying bone shards to the eyes.
May you all be sent on an all expense paid trip to Gitmo.
Get Dead al-Zarqawi either by the hands and arms of our forces or by a hero from within
Roses are reddish,
Violets are bluish.
Not every one who wants you captured
Is neo-conservative or jewish.
Here's hoping for a full recovery, courtesy of the US military's medical services.
And a fair and speedy trial, courtesy of the free and democratic Iraq you couldn't bomb out of existance.
jp
Hey Al-Zarqawi. You're fucked up in the head; you're pure evil, and you're ugly too. Nevertheless, my prayer for you is this - Fuck You and Die, Go to Hell and stay there in the Gay Pride section tending to the pigs. PS - Die at the moment when you realize al-queda is defeated, soon to be shaken from the Earth like so many fleas off a dog.
Time to create a buffer zone in Syria to prevent his replacement from being able to enter into Iraq. Zarqawi is only the first of the leadership which we will behead. GET SOME, MARINES!
May you get captured and then get pictured in your undies. pray hard that you et captured by americans. atleast you will have undies to wear then.
I hope you get no painkillers and antibiotics. amputation without anesthesia. all filmed on video with the shout of allah akeber
I have a simple prayer I say for anyone who gives me grief:
"Lord, for these "blessings", we pray that you would bestow upon those that have "blessed" us their appropriate reward."
Nothing vindictive, nothing nasty, no vulgarity, just a heartfelt prayer that GOD shall visit His "blessings" upon those who have done things we find anywhere from annoying to downright dispiciable. I can think of no greater "reward" for Zarqawi than that he be treated as he's treated others.
Dear Sheikh Abu-Musab Al-Zarqawi:
I swear by the filth of your sister's loins, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits, you festering sore on a donkey's ass!
I just hope the rumors are mostly accurate this time. It's gratifying that he is suffering a lingering end, too. No amount of suffering on his part could be enough to atone for his evil deeds to others, but at least his current situation is better than a quick send-off. It would be nice if the Iraqis got to him first.
Dear Abby;
Since Gitmo is now a Gulog, may the US have mercy on you and send you to one of our special Federal Penitentiaries. There you will meet your new room-mate and special friend Bubba who will give you a choice of being his husband or his wife. Your new job of picking up soap in the shower is bound to be a challenging position for you, but hey. It's something all the new guys have to do.
It may be difficult however for the warden to have to explain how you finally passed on. Accidentally hitting your head on the toilet. Seventeen times.
Abu,
My sincerest wishes for a speedy recovery. I pray to God in heaven (or as you know him Allah - wherever he lives) that you will live through this recent setback. I know that in His wisdom, you will soon be walking (or is that stalking) around the deserts of Iraq or perhaps even the streets of Mosul or Baghdad.
That way one of our bravest, or perhaps even one of the brave Iraqis you are so intent on killing, can get a bead on you and blow your head Clear. F**king. Off. You are a pockmark on humanity and instead of the 72 virgins you so dearly aspire to receive - may you be blessed with syphilis-infested old whores that the devil is through abusing! Oh, and then may you be the devil's personal enema tester.
Dear Musab,
Don't be surprised if you find "paradise" to be a little warmer than what you expected.
A thousand prayers for an agonizing and slow death, you murdering bastard.
May wild pigs mate above his grave.
Well, looks like we garnered "over 70" prayers pretty quickly ourselves. When is Reuters going to report on us?
I hope and pray that you do not die of this wound, but that the trail you leave is plain, to allow us to locate you quickly. Then I pray that you are well cared for, so that you survive until a trial. I then pray that you are found guilty of murder and terrorism acts uncountable, and subsequently hanged for all to see.
Then your true judgement will occur in front of God - by whatever name you choose to call Him.
May Ali Zarqawi share the same fate as those Iraqi innocents that have been murdered at his direction.
May you meet your maker soon...
Abu Masab:
May you be rewarded with 72 Jar-Jars in the afterlife.
My mother always implored me to wish ill on no man. But Mr. Zarqawi you are no man you are indeed a monster. But like any monster you will be a pathetic figure when death finally finds you. Predictably you’ve run and hid when the going got tough, cowering somewhere in sanctuary begging for mercy you would grant no one else. Accepting medical care your theocratic aims would make impossible.
I pray to no god but on the off chance yours is listening may you find the justice in death we weren’t able to give you in life. The pain of a gut shots seems insufficient to rectify the suffering you have perpetrated on your fellow Muslims and the world.
If there was any justice you would feel the loss of every child, the absence of every husband or wife and the daily suffering your thugocracy brings to all you’ve wronged. Failing that I hope your death is slow, mind destroyingly painful and you realize you’ve failed before you succumb.
Dear al-Zarqawi:
Shoot yourself. Save the taxpayers a bullet.
Best wishes for your eternity in Hell.
Zarki, you old sausage...now there's a thought!
Maybe we can run you through that old plastic shredder that Hussein's boys used to use, feet first and slowly, and pack the resulting pulp in real pig-intestine sausage casing and bury you under six feet of pig manure. In the center of a pig stye.
Live long and prosper....NOT.
Hey, big Z - we've got your recovery spot reserved for you right here at the hog farm! You'll get to watch the porkers feed on the body parts of insurgent/terrorist bombers, and if the hogs get hungry enough they'll come for you. In any event, the virgin hogs are waiting for you whether you survive your wounds or not!
May God judge whether you are rightous or not in your actions and beliefs,...
...and may the US Marines arrange the meeting.
Dear al-Zarqawi;
The sooner you martyr yourself for your cause the better, hopefully it will be by American troops who do not cower from wearing a uniform and hide behind the sacrifice of young unwitting suicide bombers you deem disposable. My prayer is for your impending "suicide" by an American bullet and that the American hero who delivers it will be safe in the process.
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi,
Your grave awaits, where Allah's angel of death will behead you thousands of times for the crimes you commited in his name. You will not be able to cry out in your unspeakable agony for you are in the grave, aware but mute, knowing but immobile. Such terror awaits you only Allah the mercifull, the compasionate, the just can devise for such a wretch as you.
Ron B
When he finally turns into a frog and croaks, al-Zarqawi will show up at the pearly gates expecting his 70 virgins. Instead, St. Peter will say, "You go to Hell!!"
May he suffer every modicum of pain and suffering and he has inflicted upon the innocent.
One word for this guy: lamppost
May you be caught quickly, and by the US forces so you may be wisked, in handcuffs and leg irons, to a world class hospital where you will recover and then stand trial for your crimes and be sentenced to life without parole.
May you guide him into the gentle hands of the US Army, rather than the hands of the Iraqis he's been trying to kill the past few years.
Or guide him into the lynch mob. I'd be happy either way.
Dear Abu-Musab al-Zarqawi,
May your gut go septic, you chest wound be sucking, and your 72 virgins be lepars.
Sincerely,
Zarkawi, God is not mocked - His vengence will be yours,
Here is hoping to a quick capture and long incarcertation to al-Zarqawi and all other terrorists of his ilk throughout the word.
inshallah
good shot, good kill, good riddance.
I hope it hurts for a very long time. Maybe in your agony you'll see the faces of the hundreds, possibly thousands, you have slaughtered.
Z-Man:
May you taste the 72 white raisins Allah has waiting for you, real soon.
"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't."
Hey Abu,
You are going to find out, hopefully sooner rather than later, that your Allah is a false God, a manifestation of satanic deception. You are going to find out that there is only ONE God, the God of Abraham, Issac, and David, and that his son Jesus Christ is the only means of redemption for all of mankind. You WILL bow down on bended knees and confess Jesus. And after your confession, you will have the full and crystal clear knowledge that your name does not appear in the book of Life, and you will hear the creator of the universe tell you "depart from me, for I never knew you".
And then you will suffer FOR ETERNITY in ways that we can't even imagine. You will go to hell with the full knowledge of your earthly folly, of your denial of Jesus and your persecution of his followers. You will spend FOREVER suffering with that knowledge.
It sucks to be you!
Die soon you Godless, devil heathen!
yo Zarqawi! We got everything ready for you down here. We are all down here praying that your health will fail you, but you will still live. We are praying the Iraqis are the ones who catch you and dispense punishment of the Old Testiment variety. Just so you know, all of that is but a glimmer of how you will be received by my succubii. We will see how you enjoy the explosion of small amounts of carefully placed shaped charges will do to your limbs and body. That's not torture, that's old school justice, as one of my minions stated above: Vengeance is the Lord's, but Justice is Man's.
Don't worry, you cannot avoid the day of our introduction.
Get caught soon, Sheikh! Hang in there!
I'm praying for his capture, trial, and punishment fitting of his crime against his neighbors.
Lord, if you are merciful to Zarqawi, granting him a recovery and more opportunity for salvation..........so be it, help the marines shoot him again.
But if it be your will that he die, be merciful to the rest of us and let him die in the custody of the US Marines who shot him, so we can all know he is dead.
Amen
allie-z - just die already. amen.
May you die (and may your idiot friend Osama also die) in total obscurity, unmourned, unmissed, and unremembered.
There is nothing "Holy" about attacking women and children and no "Warrior" makes war on unarmed civilians.
Al-Zarq, you are a cowardly agent of satan. May you soon be buried in pig feces.
Z-man,
Give our regards to the Devil when he greets you. Byeeee.
May Allah grant you the mercy you deserve.
But I suspect that Shatan awaits you - deservedly!!
May his charred body hang from the bridge in Fallujah, and may his head be forever impaled on the flagpole at Henderson High School, West Chester, Pennsylvania.
I pray you find yourself one of Satan's 72 virgins.
Not original, but a good thought all the same.
Go ahead, try the brown acid 
when he gets caught & arthur posts picture of his unshaven/disheveled mug here as a part 2 of "don't mess with US", any guesses how many comments will it generate? or how many will link withiot?
Zarquawi,
I hope you die slowly and painfully.
Then I hope the bit in the Koran about 72 virgins is bullshit.
Then I hope you get sodomised for eternity by 72 assorted camels, goats, pigs and lepers.
You're going to find Paradise a lot hotter than you expected.
Burn in hell, arsehole.
I pray that God has enough of a sense of humor to make Zarqawi think for a split second that he has been martyred into Paradise before He flings him into the Pit.
Take your time!
Abu,
When you arrive in Hell, may you possess tickets for front row, reserved seating, down close to the fire. Enjoy the show, it'll be a long, hot one.
Dear God,
Hear my prayer. From Rosemary to Zarqowi-Drop Dead. In Jesus' precious name I pray. Amen.
Get your 70 white raisins soon, please.
Mr Zarqawi it is time to meet your God and be judged for your actions.
On last Tues. I wrote A Prayer For Zarqawi. Didn't see your request here until a few minutes ago!
I'll enjoy watching my brothers-in-arms catch you. Go die.
Mr Zarqawi, may you come to your senses, repent and spend the rest of your life begging God and the Iraqi people for forgiveness from the confines of Abu Graib prison.
Dear al-Zarqawi,
Please die. Soon.
Thanks,
Jon.
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Y'all have good imaginations.
Here's to wrapping you, dear Abu, in pigskin and pointing you North . . .
Dear God,
Please let this man die an extremely painfull death, then let the FREE Iraqi's drag his body through the streets.
In Jesus name,
Amen
ps I would just burn him alive....but I know God has other plans.
Dear Father in Heaven,
If it is Your will, have mercy on this man's soul. I cannot say that is an honest wish, for I am a limited creature. This man has used his life to do pointless evil, and cause enormous pain and loss. And he has blasphemed by saying that all this evil, he did in Your name.
But I can make an honest request. Bless the Iraqi people. One way or another, may they be free of him and all the terrorists, as soon as possible. Help them to build a good country for themselves. Help them to be generous to one another, so that they can have the liberty and justice I have enjoyed all my life.
Stay positive Al Z. it won't help, but it gives the rest of us a laugh.
Z-man - may you live long enough to see all your plans, hopes and dreams - UTTERLY FAIL!
I think the rumor of al-Zarqawi's wounding is disinformation. I think he thought he was close to being captured, and he ran for the hills. I think the cowardly chickenshit is hiding out.
Either that, or somebody wanted that $25 mil reward really bad.
Best wishes for his speedy death.
May you be captured by the U.S. Seventh Cavalry and scalped alive to hearty choruses of "Garryowen" and "Sgt. Flynn..."
Just a thought, really.
Dear Mr. Zarqawi,
I believe a bullet to the lung only nets you 40 virgins. I'm sure you, like us, have much higher expectations. Kindly inform us of your location and we'll happily dispatch a crew who will, with the greatest of efficiency, assist you in reaching your paradise.
I hope ferverently that he dies very slowly and is kept in a cage 3 ft by 3 ft by 3 ft. until he does.
What RobinNY said, only double.
Rot in hell you maggot-infested mongrel. I hope you spend eternity being gang-raped by syphillis-ridden men while having your nuts continually lanced by hot sewing needles. May mercy never find you, you filthy shitbag.
Wishing you a speedy recovery so another US Marine with a .50 Cal can get a clear target aquistion and do proper job of spreading your body parts across the landscape... the last Marine only got a quick couple shots off as you ran away from the fight like the coward you are.
Dang it's tougher to stand up to armed US Forces then to send poor misguided fools to kill innocents is'nt it.... anyways hurry on back to Iraq
Yo Zarqawi,
Gutshot and staring at the ceiling think about this, those 72 virgins aren't female. You screw with Allah Allah screws with you.
A beheader Zarqawi we sought
chopped up, or stabbed, or shot
Or exploded in view
A missing piece or two
reminescent of how he fought.....
Off with his head! (paraphrase of the Red Queen in "Alice."
May the gangrene spread and become a blood infection, where the pain of the generated gases gets to be close to what you deserve before you die. You can then join Sadaam's sons in digging the eighth level of Hell that will be reserved for you and your followers.
A-Zarq,
So you're going to die? Well, I'm sure you're filled with a ton of questions right now - Have I lived a good life (no), Is it going to hurt (yes), will heaven receive me (are you f#@$ing kidding?! No!). I would assume, though, what you most want to know is, why does every breath burn like fire and torment my very being? Well, it's because you're an asshole. See, nobody likes an asshole, Abu, especially not the Lord. As a result, you're pretty well f'ed. As you leave this world, I just want to say to you, as many a man said to your whore of a mother as she left their bedrooms after servicing them, "don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out".
Cheers and go fuck yourself,
John
Poof be gone.
May the pain that he has caused come back to him ten fold at the time of his death and with his last breath on this earth may he realize that eternity is gonna be a bitch.
Let him soon RIH..!
May you be caught in a full body cast, and may coalition soldiers spend your flight to Guantanamo talking to you about itchiness.
So where did you run to ground? Syria?
Maybe they can patch you up so one of our warrior Marines can get another chance to send you to Hell, cause Hell waits anxiously to welcome you.
On second thought, perhaps it would be better if Iraqi troopers could get their hands on you. I'm sure there are many who have lost loved ones as a result of your desperate attempts to deny the citizens of a country their rights to freedom and peaceful existence.
Wait 'til you get to Heaven and meet the 70 2-year old Virginians...
May you get a gasoline enema, while swallowing lit matches!
May his death be protracted, painful, and surrounded by those who most despise him. May he meet 72 angry armed Virginians on his way to a well-earned eternity in Hell.
Hurry up and DIE already you pathetic excuse for a human being! I hope all good muslims make your death a day of celebration.
I Hope when we catch him, we stuff Newsweek up his ass, and flush them both....
Say hi to Iblis, Uday and Qusay.
My prayer is that a Marine is the one to show you the door.
It is natural to wish for the painful death of a psycho like al-Zarqawi. However, imagine if the guy would (by some miracle) renounce his islamic faith, become a Christian and beg forgiveness for his sins, testifying his evil deeds and detailing the sick mind he had as an islamic zombie for all the world to see. Such a man would represent a terrible blow for islamist psychos, and while he can't undo his, by human standards, completey unforgivable sins, he could then finally contribute to something positive. I am not kidding, and I'm no liberal, postmodernist idiot, I'm just reflecting on a highly unorthodox outcome. As a (revengeful of nature) human I personally wish him all the worst, but I believe that every man can be saved. No matter the sin, God can forgive a man. So Zycho, this is between you and the Lord now.
Well, if I count right, we passed 70 comments in just over seven hours and have more than doubled that in about 14. Not bad.
>>from an injury he suffered in the path of God"
Zarqawi you Gelatinous Waste of a Pig-F@cker:
~ Five Words: Hillary Clinton Thinks
You're Hot.
~ May Alleged White House Correspondent Helen Thomas attempt to give you a Lewinsky - Now, that's an earthly fate worth than death.
~ May you depart this plane of existence and stop exploding the dogs and cattle of Iraq - Now that's an angelic looking heifer - Okay, so I'm a Media Whore.
~ May you be stuck in the middle of a Rosie O'Donnell - Barbara Streisand Love Sandwich.
~ May you be forced to take a bath every day with Michael Moore. Well, that would never happen. How about once a decade? That's bad enough.
~ May you come out of the closet and admit you're married to Riverbend
or Raed Jarrar, or both.
~ Do you think when Zarqawi is captured, he'll receive all the usual marriage proposals from all those usual whacked-out serial killer groupies? May all those usual whacked-out serial killer groupies fight over your dead stinking rotting putrefecating corpse.
~ May your 72 Virgins be smelly Professional Wrestlers suffering from severe cases of Roid Rage.
~ May Satan, Saddam, and You be involved in a threesome in Hell - This was prophecied, I believe, on South Park.
~ Zarqawi, when you arrive in Hell, I hope Sam Kinison is there to repeatedly kick you in the balls.
~ May you awake one morning and find Michael Jackson in bed next to you.
~ May your soul in judgement be wieghed against all the victims of your crimes.
Well, all evidence suggests that praying for recovery is about as effective as not treating the injury at all. The same almost certainly goes for praying for his speedy arrival in a non-existant fantasy world of condemnation, but what the heck. Count me in for wishing his just fate, but let it be long and painful, one hour of pain for every single person he's responsible for the death of. 
Zarqawi
The old do others as you would have them do to you has come true for you. I pray you enjoy your 72 virgins.hahahaha
I really cant say what I wish the Iraq people could do to you before you die. It's far to disturbing and I am ashamed of myself for having such thoughts towards another person. And that is why I despise you so, for spreading such hatred.
Mr. Zarqawi, your followers claim that you have been shot in the lung; it will be several days before you finally die, even if you were able to recieve treatment for this wound it is likely you will die of complications.
If you or you followers should read the comments made on this post before you leave this earth, there is something I would like you to know:
You have inflicted much misery, pain and loss on the Iraqi people, but it has come to nothing. Coalition and Iraqi soldiers and police are rounding up your followers; and they have also done a good job in hobbling you. You started this campaign of bombings, kidnappings and beheadings because you resented the efforts of the Coalition and the Iraqi people to build a free society from the ashes of a brutal and repressive dictatorship. Great men build, Mr. Zarqawi, but you are not a great man. At a time when killing and destruction were supposed to come to an end, you started it up again. It is something of a paradox that you are so weak and impotent that all you can do is kill. I hope the Iraqi people manage to create the free society they have longed for, and that the campaign of terror that you have championed for so long dies with you.
Die slowly and painfully and alone, cow pie.
Zarqawi:
Die. With festering boils, die.
I know it isn't Hallmark quality, but it is sincere.
Zarqawi, enjoy the gnashing and wailing of teeth.
I'll be the guy up in heaven, chattin' up the ladies and enjoying a cold one, and, seeing you down below, shrugging my shoulders as if to say, "Hey, dude, dont say we didnt try to tell you..."
What better way for Al-Zarqawi to die then a long and slow one to prepare him for his eternal damnation. Drugs may help Al-Zarqawi suffering in this life but in the after life his soul will burn without relief forever more. There is no help for Al-Zarqawi's soul but some of his followers still have time to follow the right road to heaven.
Burn you piece of crap!!
An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth; it is only fitting that you are beheaded with a spoon - it may be a slow process, but it will give you plenty of time to feel the same anguish and pain you inflicted on others. Then to top it off, your head should be held up above your body, to give your face that final frozen, freaked out expression. May Satan tuck you into the flames of Hell.
Al-Dickweed: Please be so good as to die at the hands of relatives of your victims, should you still have the balls to face them. If that can't be arranged, well, caught up in tank treads would work for me!
Hope A-Z doesn't expect any virgins where he is going. That supply ran out many centuries ago because of types such as A-Z raping and killing the innocent children in this world. It really is amazing how someone like A-Z can ruin their eternal life in only 40 short years. Enjoy your current suffering as that is just a warm up for what's coming your way.
Will sonmeone please provide some pain relief for the honoure martyr.
I suggest a lead aspro.
al-Zarqawi,
May you awaken with your manhood shrunken and shrivelled - may your bowels loosen, your bladder explode and your brain leak out of your nose.
May your mother retrospectively abort you, your father be caught in flagrante with a syphaletic goat and your sister be forced to marry a homosexual jewish man.
Finally - may cloven hoofed animals defecate on your grave.
Doom On You*, Abu Al-Zarqawi!
I hope you burn in hell along with Saddam and Osama!
*This is a corruption of the phonetic Vietnamese "Du Ma Nhu" meaning "F*** You!"
May al-Zarqawi be caught in the way most demoralizing to the terrorists. (and may they then, give up and go back to their homes and act like civilized people)
Amen
Scumbag Zarqawi
Wish you a painful death.
Dear great and merciful God, May Abu the A-hole and all his islamofascist, sons-of-motherless-goat brethren be beaten into a pile of syphillic camel excrement. Swiftly.
O God, please have them beaten with the soles of a Tyson pig farmer's shoes.
Amen
My Prayer:
I pray that the next Grunt that puts his cross hairs on you, hits you square between the eyes. One shot, one kill, one better world. I wish you no more pain, just death. So come out of the little rat hole you are in and take your medicine. And have no fear for a bullet always tells the truth.
May the Sheikh Abu Musab al-Zarqawi recover fully from his wounds.
May the Sheikh Abu Musab al-Zarqawi make a huge tactical mistake and find himself surrounded by Coalition Forces.
May the Sheikh Abu Musab al-Zarqawi be captured alived by the Coalition.
May the Sheikh Abu Musab al-Zarqawi be put on trial, receive a fair defense, and may he hear all the evidence against him.
May the Sheikh Abu Musab al-Zarqawi be found guilty and sentenced to death.
May the Sheikh Abu Musab al-Zarqawi be put to death for his crimes.
May be you be desecrated and flushed down a privy.
[زرقوي] ، أنت كافر [بسترد]. سيراقب الأعين الإلهة أنت بما أنّ أنت تراقب جسمك فسدت من [بونس] ك بينما أنت تنفق أبديّ في جحيم. حصلت أياديك قذرة باتّجاه آخر من العراق.
Al-Zarqawi - Allah willing you will not die before we get our hands on you. I pray that Allah will heal your wounds and restore your health so you will be able to fully appreciate your capture. When you hear the rubmble of M1A1 Abrams tanks, Apache gunships, and a Marines battalion outside your shanty sing praises to Allah for He is all powerful; but fearing that the marines would come after Him next, Allah has decided to not intervene. Allah was quoted as saying, "Marines? Oh, Shit. I think I better sit this one out - let them have that little crazy Jordanian faggot. Anyways, I have to go beat my wife now - please excuse me." Allah Ackbar!
Lettuce spray.
Grant oh Lord that this thy servant is delivered unto the tender ministrations of some CIA doctors.
Amen.
Let al-Zarqawi have a close encounter with an Hellfire missile...
Mighty and Honorable Emir al-Zarqawi,
May you have the distinct honor of eating a heap of shit. If someone declared a "fatwa" on it, you would probably eat it up with your bare hands. Have fun trying to turn back the clock for Iraq even as your own clock is about to stop ticking.
You a deciple of Lucifer himself, would be captured, imprisoned until the rest of your clan joins you, Bin Laden, Al Zawahari, many more, & specially the ones who're the sponsorers of this kind of act against humanity. Next to fly you all collectively to the Arctics, yes you deserve a slow painful death. Then have some photographers take photos as you die a slow miserable death you deserve, by freezing.
Dearest Mass Murdering Pig Fucker Zarqawi: Here's hoping your life is short and you are sent to "heaven" where 72 pigs await you to offer up enough dung for you to wallow head first for eternity.
To bloody al-Zarqawi,
May Allah grant my wish that
Mere worms shall soon feed on thee
Hundreds dead for little gain
May Allah grant my wish that
Your demise be endless pain
Killing the Muslim brethren
May Allah grant my wish that
Infidels do your ass in
I'd crush your hand with my left (an insult)
May Allah grant my wish that
Islamism be bereft
On the lam in mixed disguise
My Allah grant my wish that
Islamism with you dies.
hey, al-Zarqawi: that sucking chest wound is God's way of saying you're wrong.
My sincere wishes for Sheikh Abu Musab al-Zarqawi? Health, Happiness and Eternal Paradise.
Yup: a speedy recovery, so he can more quickly turn himself into the coalition forces;
the happiness that comes from realizing the error of his ways, repenting, and fully (and
loudly) disavowing the path of murder and terror; and eternal paradise, where, after his
quick execution, he can see that even the lowest piece of filth can be forgiven by the
just and merciful God.
A longshot, I know.
Failing this, my wish is for Zarqawi to be eaten alive by a pig.
Zarqawi, how dare you expect prayers for your survival when you have treated innocent people as nothing more an insect to be played with and brutally killed at your bidding!?! My prayer is that God will have a special punishment prepared for you and I pray that it is very soon! May God's will be done!
I pray that Sheik Hilaly is exchanged with Douglas Wood. I then pray that Hilaly be a live conscious organ donor to Zarqawi.
Just die already!
I sincerely wish for Zarqawi to get his wish and meet Allah.
My sincerest parayers to the fine soldier or MARINE who shot you.
I do sincerely hope and pray for the longest and most painful death to you.
May al-Zarquwi and gorgous George find comfort in each others arms, in hell.
I hope that your injured organ(s) are replaced with those from a pig and that you live long enough to be executed by the Iraqis.
May Zarqawi recover soon and lead the great resistance against the zionist army occupying Iraq.
May Zarqawi keep making US spend 200m per month for nothing.
May Zarqawi keep sending back to the US 50-100 us soldiers where they belong in horizontal position
WOW!
Some people are praying for Zarqawi the flithy pig who beheaded innocent men with dull knives; killed women, men, elders and children with the bombings he orchestrated all around Iraq.
It reminds me of the sympatisers for Hilter. Shameful. Sick, sick,.
Click on the image at
Iraq Blogger Central, and see a good close up of what is really coming out of this animal's head.
Mister Ghost wrote an excellent piece on The Sad Story Of Moojahdeen, The Terrorist Cow who was working for Zarqawi.
When you get caught I hope you squeal like a pig so all your followers can find out how much of a wuss you really are. Sucker.
I hope Iraqi and American forces close in on Zarqawi's hideout, and that he then commits suicide like Adolph Hitler did 60 years ago on April 30.
I won't weep a tear for Zarqawi.
Maybe I'll weep a tear if a second body is removed from his hideout, and we are told its Eva Braun ... OOOPPPPSSS I meant whoever his girl friend is.
So Al Zaqueeri caught a bullet and all his little chums are in tears. It seems immortality is not all its cracked up to be!
Zarqawi
May you and your followers die a slow, lonely and painful death. And your afterlife is a continual replay of YOUR beheading by the innocent victims of your sick, sadistic actions.
' forgot my prayer.
Dear God, merciful Allah,
May Zarqawi feel all the pain he created before he expires.
May his ugly head be prepared as creton mixed with rotten pig meat and served to his followers.
Creton is pork delicacy called also "Fromage de tete de cochon" which is made using almost the entire head of the slaughtered pig.
Praying that Mr.Zarqawi sees the light. Hoping he is cast into martyrdom, never to return.... Unless it is to come back in spirit, and to tell the other Jihadist, "Hey fellows, Osama had it all wrong... instead of virgins all that's down here is a bunch of old whores."
Zarqawi,
You will get what you have coming to you. I do pray that you be caught, that justice be served on you, but that you also shall live to see the defeat of everything that you stand for. And it won't be long until that day.
I don't think you have much to look forward to in the afterlife but in your prison cell, may your 72 virgins all be syphilitic men.
Zarqawi,
I hope that wound gets really infected and hurts like hell, enjoy!
Zarqawi,
I hope you die a slow, painful death. May your soul burn in whatever afterlife awaits you.
May the bird of paradise rest on your shoulder…
Than shit down your throat with continuos diarrhea as your head lays in the cesspool at your feet!!
AMEN
Al-Zarqawi
May your presence on this earth lead to some good - to awaken the Muslim world to the pure evil they've unleashed in you and others like you. May they choose reason over barbarism.
And may you die a thousand painful deaths.
A to the Z,
May tomorrow find you deader than Uday and Qusay on a Tuesday - or any given day for that matter. May your soul rot eternally in the pits of hell right next to your brethren swine, the Ba'athist slugs and the descendents of Satan.
Al-Zarqawi go F*** yourself. I'd be happy to kill you. You can run but you can't hide.
I pray that he is healed! I pray he is healed 100 times before he dies.
Of course that would mean he had to be shot 100 more times......
Hopefully my further prayers that this will happen while he is captured come true as well. Oh and pink panties on his head....I know that is far worse.
Thank you Lord! Amen!
May you see the error of your ways and repent. May you then work to undo the great damage that you have done to so many people and seek to live a life of penance and reparation. Then, and only then, may you die so that a merciful God can can you home.
Sorry guys, I hope he is caught as much as you do. But we are all sinners in need of God's forgiveness.
Sorry, that second 'can' is meant to be a 'call'.
Okay, good news for you, and bad news.
Good news: you'll get your 72 virgins.
Bad news: the 72 demons waiting to torment you in hell are, technically speaking, virgins.
According to Sam,Zarqawi is now roasting in hell. May he have the mother of all torments....for eternity.
http://hammorabi.blogspot.com/
B'ismillah al Rahman al Raheem. I pray that this khenefsa experiences the most excruciating pain possible before Allah sends him to the pits of hell. Allah Kareem!
May Allah save you from death and give you long life so that you will suffer from pain every minute you live to remind you of the rewards that await you when you die and the gates of hell are openned.
When you die may your corpse be buried amid pig offal in some forgotten place and your name and memory cursed by all who knew you.
God if it be Thy will please send blessings and godspeed on all American and Iraqi forces in Iraq who are searching for the mass murderer and terrorist Abu Al Zarqawi, to bring his reign of terror and his organization to justice.
I pray that somebody other than a uniformed soldier finds you, Zarqawi.
That way we can show you torture, American style.
We'll start with the hyperbaric chamber, bringing your eyeballs to the point of exploding, then pulling back a bit, while showing you endless loop pictures and video of all the innocent people you murdered.
Then we'll wrap you in uncooked bacon for a few weeks, letting it decay around you. You should enjoy that.
For shits and giggles, we'll wake you up every two hours, so you can enjoy photos of muslims engaged in gay sex.
When you need to defecate, we'll let you wipe....with pages from the koran.
We'll show you other horrors that you can't imagine. you'll beg for death, but we will make sure you remain in excellent health for as many years as possible.
When you do die, there will be no marker, no memory of you, because the dogs that chewe on your corpse will shit you out in a couple of days.
I pray.
You know you are not a "true believer" in Islam. You are a psychotic serial killer. So, forget the virgins. You'll be going to the "Pig Sty" section of Hell.
May I say that I hope Al-Zarqawi dies a slow painful horrible death??? Because I really hope he is rendered totally useless.
God help me, but I hope he dies and his death is very painful.
How delicious would it be were Aub
captured after we wounded him in battle?
We barely keep him alive as we "encourage" him to give us the location
of UBL?
Then, of course, we hand him over to Iraq's Most Wanted, for his debut on Iraqi television. Afterwards he's
taken out back and is 72-victor'd.
One can only hope.
May the "emir" get a gut wound and bleed out while the animals gnaw at his flesh.
I hope that Zarqawi gets the most painful and prolonged death.
Hakan
Toronto, Canada
May Lucifer himself receive you in the 9th circle of hell. May he reveal to you the God, you know, Yahweh, not "Allah". Let you sit with Muhammed, as the sulfer consumes you.
Please die very slowly and painfully. May you be infected. May you be cursed with boils and fever and open sores. May you make green pus.
May you recieve 72 virgin demons in your bit of hell.
I pray that you meet justice, and that you are able to understand the consequences of taking the Lord's name in vain.
Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked.
A man reaps what he sows. The one who sows
to please his sinful nature, from that nature will reap destruction; the one who sows to please the Spirit will reap eternal life."
--Galatians 6:7-8
Isshi
Al-Zarqawi,
If you are wounded then I suggest a
great cure. Get some Vaseline and a grenade.
Coat grenade with heaps of Vaseline,
pull the pin and then shove it up your arse!!
Al-Zarqawi, Go away and die murderer
We are a weapons platoon
We’re gunners of the night
We’re dirty sons-a-bitch’s
We’d rather fuck than fight
We castrate our enemy
With a broken piece of glass
And shove our rusty bayonet right up ZARQAWI’S ASS
OH! Heidi hidi Christ all mighty who the hell are we
Shit! Fuck! Bust a Nut! United States Marines!
This is the song I hope Zarqawi hears for eternity. Over and over and over and over…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
…………………………………………………………………………………………
Hhhmmm..Hhmmmm...
Zarqawi, Zarqawi, oh piece of shit Zarqawi. Before you land in hell, may you suffer from... uncontrollable diarrhea, boils on the top of your head, skin rashes that make you itch, warts, and...more of the same.
Dear Al,
I hope you survive. I hope you don't get caught. I hope you live to a ripe old age, watching the news every day and getting into fits of helpless rage seeing Iraq transforming itself into a prosperous democracy along with the rest of the Muslim World. I hope you will scream in pain when a woman is elected prime minister of your native Jordan. I hope you die in your bed, bitter, discouraged, angry and alone.
Your days are numbered Zarqawi. The time has come for you to go to hell
I pray that Zarqawi and all his allies get caught or killed very soon.
Iwould wish that the Iraqi people find you first, but since the rest of the world will need proof, I hope that the American Marines find you so you can be displayed in front of the whole world and exposed for the devil you are. you do not now nor have you ever represented the good Iraqi people, you are a murderer and nothing else.
Our Sheikh is in good health and is running the jihad (holy war) himself and has been overseeing the details of operations up to the time this statement was prepared.
Fine ! Now, go and kill some yanks !
May Alla grant you the same mercy and justice you have shown to the Iraqis you butchered!
Did you scream like a woman when they shot you, Zarqawi?
Did you piss yourself?
War's so much easier when your victims are blindfolded and with their hands tied behind their backs, eh Zarqawi?
Rot in hell, you cheap thug.
I pray for you my beloved Emir to receive Allah's medicine in the form of a Qur'an covered with camel shit, topped with thumb licking pure goat urine.
Allahu Akbar
scream like a women?
Ouff, that is harsh!
I wish upon you the 7 year itch
We revel in your pain you horrid bitch
Your execution may come without a hitch
Whence from a lone temple spire
A single sniper shall give us our desire
308 rounds and our songs of praise as you head forth into eternal fire
Even men like Zarqawi are not beyond God's redemption. It is not right to pray for evil to befall another. Pray instead for his salvation. Pray that God will turn his evil works into good. We cannot see all ends.
Nonetheless I certainly acknowledge that if his evil works have been stopped, it is a good thing.
Taking life is an easy task any coward can accomplish. But saving and protecting lives takes far more courage and than you could possably understand.
Al-Zawawi: May you rot in hell, you murdering bastard. May you be burried in a pigskin sh*tsack.
Amen.
Al-Zarqawi,
I wish you could die over and over for every civilian or soldier you are responsible for killing.
I'm sure that there is a place reserved just for you in the fire of HELL!!!
USA Vet
May you get what you deserve. I even hope the raisons are moldy.
Zarqawi,
May you be flushed down the toilet of hell, along with everything else that gets flushed. I'm sure you'll find some reading material there.
And may your "72 virgins" be retarded pigs.
Zarqawi dear,
May your last thought be of the devil's fetid breath as he slits your throat before God even thinks to care. May the souls of your victims be allowed to kick your soul to the roadside to hell, being unfit for even that terrible place.
O zarqawi: may you rot, and be forgotten.
Death to you, al-Zarqawi. Death to Wahabi Islam. Death and annihilation to all Muslim radicals. Every American bomb that drops on your filthy heads is a gift to humanity. You are all "najass!"
hope you die painfully, either through the wound or at the hands of some pakistani/egyptian torturer.
Some people just need to be shot(al-zarqawi).
May you experience the same suffering and death you have inflicted on so many.
al-Zarqawi:
You have blundered badly on your attempt in this life for gaining any knowledge of, concept of and use of LOVE. Your path was lost with nothing personally achieved. Worse is that you have denied many of the inocent people of the world of furthering themselves in growth.
Time to give it up and admit complete failure.
The only thing you could do now to help the world is become an operative for the CIA and undermine the entire corupt evil politically mined, religious twisting zelots that warped your mind.
In your last fleeting moments on this earth I pray that you will at last perceive yourself for what you are. As you prepare to meet your maker and be judged, let you realize and agonize at the eternal verdict which awaits you.
It ain't gonna be pretty.
al-Zarqawi, how the Iraqi people find you before you recover too much. I know they will "take care" of you.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your privates, may the flies from a thousand dead animals call your face home, may a thousand fire ants be your pillow, may you suffer a day for each death you caused with the above.
And then may you rot in hell.
Just hurry up and fucking die already, will ya?
Abu,
I hope you're in great pain, either in this world or the hereafter. I wish you an eternity of suffering.
Zarqawi, you have earned the hate of the entire world. How does it feel to be so despised, just because no one understands your point of view? That's because we aren't sick fanatics. My prayer to you is that you someday come to realize that you REALLY screwed up, and ain't nobody gonna forgive you. Maybe God. If she's in a forgiving mood. Live long with that realization.
Get caught alive soon Zarqawi - preferably get caught by Iraqi who do not feel compelled to KEEP you alive!
How weak in faith are all these Muslims who would call Zarqawi back from the eternal reward of the jihadist?
Hey, do you think they'll dump his carcass out of the coffin the way they did with Khomeini?
Rot in hell. Lung shot eh? Probably took one in the back running from the Leathernecks......
After all your efforts at blowing up Iraqi infrastructure such as hospitals, now you hope to recover in a hospital you haven't attacked yet? Zarqawi, you are a moron.
I wish for Zarqawi the slow agonizing death that he put his poor innocent captures through. May they saw his head off with a dull knife and let him see how that feels you infidel Zarqawi...satan's minion!
You are not working for God but for the devil you moron.
Get caught now Zarqawi!!! Do not pass go but get stopped now and be caught!!
"Every knee shall bow...."
Oh Almighty Lord, oh Allah and all the other names you may have...
Let the Coalition Forces and the Free Iraqi Forces completly exterminate the entire "Insurgency" in a fire of rage and power never seen before.
Let Zarqawi suffer from his wounds so he can get caught by the US-Iraqi Forces.
All this while someone is filming the scene.
Then let the US-Iraqi Forces put him in jail.
Let them keep him until Saddam got his trial.
When Saddam is sentenced to death by hanging let the Iraqis hang him together with Zarqawi.
So both, Saddam and Zarqawi will hang in the center of Bahgdad (where the Saddam Statue was torn down), while people will dance in the streets and having some free bakhlava...
Then their corpses will be dumped in a hole full of dog shit and pig blood.
After this Iraq will become a free, stable, modern democracy with a constitution and without any terrorists butchering their people.
Please God let this become true.
Amen.
Oh Kitten of Jihad,
May God give you what you have earned. It can't happen soon enough. Sew the wind, reap the whirlwind, bitch.
Fuck you.
Your name will be synoymous with every thing that is malign and loathesome.
Sorry for the double post.
Hey Z-dogg:
You know, as much as I enjoyed posting something mean, I take comfort in the fact that no matter how hard you try, no matter how many heads you saw off, no matter how many children you kill... No matter how hard you try to prove that you're some kind of hero to those pigfucking sons of bedsheet-clad whores who share your useless, backwards, ignorant, Satanic "value system"... In the end you're just meat. You're going to die and rot and maybe get splattered by the USMC, insh'Allah.
And after that, you're going to be judged the same like the rest of us.
Your "jihad" has been in vain.
Failure has been your only reward.
Your "martyrdom" will mean nothing to the civilized world which you strive so hard to destroy.
Your time has passed.
You are a blight upon the earth.
You are worthless.
You have a thousand wailing souls to answer to. I don't.
I can sleep at night. Can you?
I would like nothing better than for you to be alive and well so that when you do get caught you get to have your 72 virgins in prison.
You deserve no less than to be a prison bitch you murderous coward.
I wish you were in Kentucky instead of the Middle-East or better still Rikers Island Prison in New York City where you absolutely would have your 72 virgins.
Lord,
guide our aim to strike Zarqawi six times over six days: once to remove each arm and leg and once each to remove his genitalia and head.
Then banish the sole of Zarqawi, oh Lord, in to the ever burning pit of hell.
Inshalla
Amen
Breaking news: Zarqawi caught on night video by US marines!
http://poststuff5.entensity.net/...raqnvg-
goat.wmv
Say hello to mr. Satan from me, bitch.
May Allah give you your 72 virgins for being a defender of the faithful - and may he take away your dick for all eternity for slaughtering women and children in his name! And may your 72 virgins incite unbearable lust and longing - yet never be able to touch you, while Allah removes all power of movement from your spirit!
May you soon meet your maker, you miserable sick fuck, and may He judge you with the same meter you have used to judge others. And may your fellow Arab brothers be free, especially from you and the likes of you for ever and ever.
Vic
I would like to add my prayer that God destroy not only Zarqawi but also the haters and killers who give him their allegiance. The Iraqi people have suffered so much under Saddam and now from the killers determined to destroy Iraq's chance for freedom and pursuit of happiness. May all Americans and people of good will pray for the success of the New Iraq and may our brave American servicemen and women soon be home to live in peace.
For Z-douche First ,a hi colinic with hydro flouric acid, helped along by a barbed wire suppository, then, the joys of a saline sitz bath... mmmm yes indeed, full and undivided attention
Is there anything I can do to help end your suffering? I bet you wouldn't even last 13 days.
George Felos,
Atty for Michael Schiavo
Zarqawi ran away.
Bravely ran away.
When danger reared it's ugly head,
he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Zarqawi.
But dude, don't worry. I won't let your loyal saps (er, supporters) back in Iraq know your recent near miss with the U.S. Marines scared the B'Jihadi out of you. I won't tell them you aren't really injured, but just ran back home to your mama while they fight on like fools. Shhhhh! Time for another round.
Zarqawi ran away ...
I don't suppose that while he's hopefully dying relatively painfully, we might also pray for his forceful sodomization by a rabid dog?
Just a thought...
Dear Lord,,Please welcome Zarqawi to the pearly gates,,but just don't let him in. Send him away with a bag pf pork rinds and a ham sandwich.
Do not fret because of evildoers,
nor be envious of the workers of
inquity, for they shall soon be
be cut down like the grass, and
wither as the green herb.
(from Psalm 37, of King Da'ud)
5 years from now: Abu Musa Who?
I pray that when you are captured, you receive medical treatment and imprisonment for a very long time. And every day and moment you are not being interrogated, I hope you lay on your back with your neck lain across the receiving end of a guillotine so you can look at the sharp shiny blade all the days of what's left of your miserable life and wonder if the rope is strong enough to keep it suspended. I pray that the rope is only a weak thread and the weight of the steel quite heavy and taxing. And perhaps someone can rig up a projector just to the side of the blade and flash photographs of your victims as they were before they fell in your hands and died so horribly, so terribly, so utterly painfully.
I pray you take some comfort in knowing that when the thread breaks finally and the razor flashes towards your throat, at least it will only take a brief nanosecond to dispatch you, unlike the hackings it took your weak arm to saw off the heads of your victims.
And lastly, I hope you realise in that flash of brilliance that you are a nothing. Always were, always will be. Nothing. You may have been feared but you were never loved. Unlike your victims.
Oh and one more thing..... even those virgins you think you have been promised will spit on your nose and laugh at your dick and see that you get no pleasure in heaven. Jerk.
While you lay in your bed you must have plenty of time to think...Think of all the innocent Iraqi women and children you have sent to their deaths and for what? Think of the beheading of men, who's only crime was to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Think of how you danced when the the wtc fell with all those innocent people dying...and know that when you die, we shall also dance. Please know that no matter what religion, there is only one God and that god will shun you and there is only one other place to go...
Zarqawi, may you spend enternity in the chamber of Iblis the Torturer, suffering the pangs of hell as prescribed by nmothers of men women and children you ordered slain.
Zarqawi, I would personally love to play a few rounds of "cowboys and niggers" with you. Perhaps bust a 240 round belt from my browning 1919a6 in your ass. Meanwhile, rest assured that the United States of America will be killing you shortly. Have a nice day!
The funniest thing is: that for all of these pathetic Islamist assclowns they think that God is going to give them a passel of virgins for murdering innocents. What kind of God would that be? The only God these kind of people have is Satan.
I can see it now! (insert name of Islamist son of a bitch here) arrives in the afterlife having butchered a bunch of folks. He looks around and sees none of them. Comfortable that he is really in heaven and all of the pig feces he believes is true, he is suddenly surrounded by 76 beautiful females cooing at him seductively.
They reach out and undress him and lay him on the ground. Naked the first one lays down next to him appearing ready to give him joy.
Suddenly he realizes with terror that the place down below opens up and is filled with long sharp teeth dripping with blood and evil. He screams in agony as he is devoured over and over for all eternity and in his howling anguish he hears Satan laughing and he knows finally that he is home...in Hell. This will be the fate of all Islamists terrorists.
YOU SHOULD GET YOUR EARS CHECKED WHILE IN THE HOSPITAL ZARQAWI,
It was not 72 vigins that was promised.
It was 72 raisans, you dunderhead.
Enjoy your illness, hopefully it will get worse so you can enjoy it even more.
May your pain never cease, may your life's work be cast down into dust, may your followers turn their backs on you and may you be shunned by all peoples for the abomination that you are.
May the God of all show you no mercy as you have given no mercy to others. May your evil be visited upon you a thousandfold. May you live long enough to see your dreams shattered forever.
May your suffering never end.
May God bless the innocents you have murdered and may god damn you for eternity.
I hope a box jellyfish wraps it's
tenticles around your scrotum.
Also I hope every breath you take
hurts like hell.
"So may all YOUR enemies perish, O Lord!
But may HIS friends be as the sun rising in might!"
Judges (Shoftim) 5:31
Die in pain. Rot in hell for all eternity.
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Apple a plum and apricot-a too eh
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Figs and dates and grapes and cakes eh
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Come on-a my house, my house, I'm gonna give you everything
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Come on-a my house, my house, I'm gonna give you
Marriage ring and a pomegranate too ah
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Peach and pear and I love your hair ah
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Come on-a my house, my house, I'm gonna give you Easta-egg
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Everything - everything - everything
Come on-a my house-a!
Shy Guy,
Jerusalem, Israel
(with thanks to Rosemary Clooney)
I pray that when you reach the other side of the river Jordan,
You are greeted by 72 Virginians.
Have a nice afterlife.
Roast in hell, AZ. Soon.
Die already.
Dear Al Zarqawi,
I hope your penis shrivels and your balls continually expand,
My hope is that your teeth fall out and your gums become ulcerated,
I hope your piles are inflamed and your goat makes love to you for a change,
And finally, to finish a true blue Aussie curse,
I hope your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down.
Here's hoping he meets up with Allah soon: Lots of hot pokers, burning liquids, and general torture waiting.
Dear Al-Zarqawi
Please get well soon , as I want you to face trial before an Iraqi war crimes tribunal . I'd truly love to see the PUK hang you by you're fascist neck . So please , PLEASE get well soon .
I pray that you will soon discover that Paradise is run by a Jewish woman with a wicked sense of humor.
An urgent message to Mr. Zarqawi:
In the The Afterlife, before meeting The Creator, each person must live the entire life of every person or creature whom he or she affected in any manner. You might want to change some of your habits ...
You have twisted Islam into a horrid way.
"Allah Akbar"
God is innocent of your wrong doings.
Where do you learn this?
While in Hell I wish you a thousand beautiful virgins to visit you every day - each one carrying a broken off beer bottle to circumsise you, again and again and again.
Love and kisses from a girl who wants to be one of those virgins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
come on guys.
Zarqawi,
I do hope you get caught and spend the rest of your life in general pop in san quentin or pelican bay. I can only imagin the ass sandwich you would be turned into. Can you say lunch every day?
Please, please get caught and suffer the rest of your life knowing that your path and religeous view were totally false and then go to hell for all eternity.
Die Motherf*cker.
My prayer is this psalm:
Psalms 35:1-9
"Contend, O Lord, with those who contend with me; fight against those who fight with me.
Take up shield and buckler; arise and come to my aid.
Brandish spear and javelin against those who pursue me, Say to my soul, "I am your salvation."
May those who seek to end my life be disgraced and put to shame; may those who plot my ruin be turned back in dismay.
May they be like chaff before the wind, with the angel of the Lord driving them away;
may their path be dark and slippery, with the angel of the Lord pursuing them.
Since they hid their net for me without casue and without cause dug a pit for me,
May ruin overtake them by surprise- may the net they hid entangle them, may they fall into the pit, to their ruin.
Then my soul will rejoice in the Lord and delight in his salvation."
In this case whether it is a spiritual angel pursuing him, or a Marine or Ranger from LA named Angel armed with a sniper rifle it matters little.
BattleMaster
Here's hoping that whoever is providing this animal with comfort and shelter dies a slow and painful death and suffers as much as his victims and their families have.
Imad
Zarqawi, Soon you'll hear the same last words as Saddam, "George Bush sends his regards!"
al-Zarqawi, may spend an enternity in the burning pits of Hell, tormented by the spirits of those you killed in your insane quest for destruction.
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