"What doesn't work in Cincinnati? "That Procter & Gamble fiasco" is a bad use of corporate space, Kent said, because it doesn't have benches, seats or other attractions for visitors."

Heh, I can imagine having diaper dress-up day for the visitors. Or how-much-soap-can-you-swallow day. Detergent-up-the-ass day, anyone?
B.R. | 04.20.04 - 10:54 am | #

But...but...private property is sacrosanct! We can't tell P&G to do things with their land!! Heck, we shouldn't even have ZONING or environmental impact laws! It's your land! You should be able to do anything you want! Property über alles!

< /randite >

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Wes F. in Cincinnati | Homepage | 04.20.04 - 1:51 pm | #

Experiment time: Leave one of your own turds on the sidewalk, then charge rent to anyone who steps in it.


B.R. | 04.21.04 - 10:53 am | #