My dear Victor, this is only the beginning! As we speak, hordes of caribineri are waiting for the signal from PM Berlusconi to cross the border and head for Paris, where they will convert the infidels (and I include quite a few priests and bishops along with the Muslim immigrants) and teach the barbaric locals about real food (Eye-tals don't do snails), real wine (chianti goes especially well with celebrating), real automobiles (come on, who wouldn't rather drive a Ferrari than a Simca?), real women (Bardot over Lollabrigida? No contest!) and real man (ever seen a gay Italian? Thought not).
I mean, we've already taught them about real soccer. What's left?
On another note, the collapses of les Amphibiens couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of guys:
To Florent Maluda, who, by making Zindane's PK possible, has earned a lifetime berth on the French Olympic Diving Team....
To Raymond Domenech, the coach who relied on astrology to choose his World Cup roster (I am *not* making this up)...
And, of course, to that magnificent, head-butting bastard, Double Z (for, it's time to sleep now)...
Garcon, a side of frogs' legs drenched in marinara, please, with fava beans and a little chianti...
One more thing:
GARIBALDI HAS BEEN AVENGED!
ROAST IN HELL, NAPOLEON III!!
and real man (ever seen a gay Italian? Thought not).
Dude, this is a film-buff site. Where the names Pier Paolo Pasolini and Luchino Visconti (just to stick to canonized directors) are second nature.
In any event, keep Gina Lollobrigida. Two words bud: Sophia. Loren.
> I mean ... was that the
> dumbest action ever by a
> world-class player at this
> big of a game?
Even Zidane worshipper, McCloud is giving you that bud. Yikes. Defied explanation. It was still awesome on account of he totally set up for it. You can see the monent when his eyes signalled it. And then running ahead slightly and building up steam. Macho Man Randy Savage would be proud. I can't wait to see the Douglas Gordon Zidane film. Unfortunately it will not feature any torpedo moves.
And sorry guys French food, film, wine, women are better. The only thing the Wops do better is gays--Paolini being the prime example. I don't think one Frog limp-wrister could lick his boots (though he would love it and pehaps I am undercutting Genet here and of course he'd lick the boots). Oh and also this time around, the pasta eaters obviously get to claim dibs on football.
Go Raiders!
This didn't take long to appear...
http://tonaz.altervista.org/zidane.html
Put that in your pipe and smoke it Chirac. Assuming you don't have an aversion to fire and smoke already.
And here's another reason why France didn't deserve to win the WC: Franck Ribery, one of their most talented midfielders, converted to Islam after marrying a woman from North Africa and prays conspicuously before each game.
Sorry, but Islam is religious Nazism, and any Frenchman who embraces any form of Nazism is a traitor to his own values and culture.
Hats off to Italy--they were the better team.
But as to soccer itself: I'll never be able to fully warm to the game as long as the sport's world championship is decided by penalty shots.
The song by the Meatmen goes something like this...
French people suck,I just gotta say, made the jet fighter pilots, go out of there way
The last time I flew Air France, I played a tune on my Uzi and made those sissies dance. I killed a hundred or more and had a ball, those freakin' frog suckers be the death of us all
French people suck (repeat)
My brother said that you might get a kick out of the actual lyrics. The tune is a little harder than Perry Como, but softer than Helloween.
Anyway, all the best.
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