you hit 200% last weekend then..... 
You're a dancing machine. When I use to go to clubs I was always the first on the dance floor. Got pics of your pimp hat oh and if you get an increase in traffic that is because I reviewed you on stumbleupon.
Just out of curiosity: your new science formula, would that apply to linedancing too?
(ps I noticed the time isn't correct, it's 03.00 in the morning, why does it come up with 11.00 pm?)
Er, never mind... time to get some sleep I reckon... *I swear it was 11 pm earlier*
Tenakalaz - I think you might be right
Rose - Thanks. I'm checking out stumbleupon at the moment.
Tess - It could maybe. I will have to investigate this.
(It could be timezone settings)
Hehe... I like the head banging part of Bohemian Rhapsody! Do we get a cartoon of Stu doing the YMCA? 
Sorry I fel compelled to answer Tess.
Nothing ever applies to line dancing, as the very term "dancing" doesn't really apply.
A collective performing the same motion, vaguely in time to the rather stupid music is a better way to sum it up!
Dancing for those without rhythm or love for music....
ChickyBabe - I hadn't thought of that but he does almost look like he is doing the Y.
Tenakalaz - So you don't want to come to the line dancing club this weekend then?
go, I am organising it. Free stetsons allround!!
Bring on the Billy Ray Cyrus
I'm doing the Macarena against my mirror and it just would not cut it. It's probably the mirror. Might not make it for this Wednesday. Do you know how long these things take? Is there another index? For all the rest included on the drill I got an aweful 20
Cheers,
I've just had the chuckle I've been needing all week, thank you Stu! I am currently being weighed down by the might of the great bureaucratic brick wall, following the theft of my bag with all my improtant papers, phone and just about everything that proves I am who I say I am. One thing is settled though. Try as I might, I can do absolutely nothing until I have my new passport, so I may as well sit back and enjoy Invading Holland
Loved your last post, Ginger but Dim! Seems you caused quite a stir with your BBB meeting. And this one is also trés amusing. It's amazing how much Dutch courage seems to be needed to get out there and let loose...maybe that's the follow up...hmmm...why is it called Dutch courage??
Nice one Stu and thnx again. Needed that smile!
Great formula! Doesn't really apply to me though. I dance no matter what.
Jean-P - Do you mean how long learning to dance takes?
VallyP - I hope everything gets sorted out soon
JaG - I was thinking about adding: If you are a girl +85%
Yes, also in my experience girls seem to be more prone to dancing. Guys seem to join more in order to leer and girls and possibly grope them a bit, too. Of course I’m not referring to you!
These observations are mainly made from my Midwest dance club experience, back when I actually knew how to party...
I was actually referring to Macarena vs Catalyst Song. Getting from one to the other without incident at the carpet in both feets and no melt.
Maybe Thursday?
Cheers,
i can't remember the last time i went out dancing. clubbing isn't my scene as it's far too messy - but an 80s club, anybody ?
There is of course also that moment when the half remembered bit of intro music plays and you are just drunk enough to shout "oh I love this song," to which someone will ask "what is it," and you have to admit, "don't remember, love it though," and then it turns out to be Pepsie and Shirley and you can never show your face in public again.
Can't wait to go out to a club,,,,Now that we are in the Netherlands! Yes you read correctly, we are now living in the lovely city of Rotterdam. OK some may not agree with it, but Rotterdam has is strong points. Anyway, i just wanted to thank you for all the the advise with my sons, DS and playstation etc. I was told by a dutch man, that I was way to hot to have children,,,so as you can imagine,,,I LOVE THIS PLACE,,,HAHAHA! Again, Thanks, Tina
YMCA? Fame? Bohemian Rhapsody? What clubs do *you* go to?? Sounds like my old student union *shiver*
Pimp hat indeed. Cowboy-style, leopard-print, with fake US dollar bills stuck in the sides. Yee-ha, cowboy! What was your catalyst song by the way??? I'll have to remember to request it early next time!
You forgot two songs on your list Stu, "Dancing Queen" and that one from Dirty Dancing that goes "I've had the time of my life"
Always guaranteed to get people on the dancefloor!
Still, I applaud your willingness to dance. A lot of guys are too scared to get down and boogie no matter how much alcahol they've consumed but as a girl I can say it is infinitely better dancing with a bloke than a bunch of girls... especially since girls always seem to take their handbags with them which can lead to embarrasing "dance" moves that you didn't actually intend to pull off *ouch*
Any songs that are from Dirty Dancing make me leave the club not get up and dance. Over played pap. Dirty dancing has got to be my all time most hated film. My trigger song when i'm drunk is usually "Can't Touch This" which is way way classier than any of the aforementioned suggestions :-P
marycub - do you do the running man dance when you hear it ?
BlondebutBright - Not referring to me? Only because I could not have gotten away with it on that dance floor... just kidding :p
Jean-P - I'm not sure I understand what you mean. What's happening Thursday?
Zoe - I still like 80s music
Alan - Even worse is singing along but getting the words wrong.
Tina Dealy - It's great to hear you made it and like it so much. If you ever have any questions about anything feel free to email me.
Marycub - I've not heard them in a club yet but if I did I bet you everyone would start dancing :p
Amanda - I thought it was a pimp hat. Maybe it was a cowboy pimp. For the record when ever we at club rascal (indie rock night) the song I always have to dance to is 'Kids of America' I'm not sure why.
Jodie - Although guys don't have hand bags to take on the dance floor you will see a lot that take their pint. This can lead to some embarrassing spilling.
Marycub - Hahahahaha. Sorry. I can just see you doing the Hammer dance now.
Tenakalaz - The slow-mo run?
heheh yeh the slow-mo run..... otherwise known as the running man, check it out
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Ha ha, you're the cutest!
I'm pretty much a dance floor maniac without any equation! I don't even care if I'm the only one!
And line dancing! I LOVE IT!!!!
I hope you're wearing hip pads.
Tenakalaz - Oh yes. I'll be dancing like that next time we are out.
Ash - Have you been line dancing
Ellen - Hip pads?
to Tenakalaz: perhaps if you would move to the countryside you might learn to appreciate it...
*waiting for T to take the bait...*
I've definitely been line dancing!!! 1) We learn it in school, and 2) I'm from Calgary- we like to pretend to be country.
Back at ya Tess - I lived in the countryside in the U.K so it was more Morris than line, and even billy ray gets put off by a may pole, but unfortunately I was afflicted with something that prevented an appreciation of line dancing at a genetic level.
In my family we call it rythym...
I've seen Tenakalaz do some country dancing. I think he's a closet line dancer.
It's true, I am coming out here online...... give me cowboys boots and a Mullet, I need it and want it....
Oh my god, my achy breaky heart...... it's such a relief to get it out, thanks stu.
Can we get a few people round tonight for a group hug and to bust some moves.
just going to go call my family now, its about time they knew.
LMAO, you guys are bad... *me like...* Well that will be a 120 an hour for this session, next session will be reduced to only a 100, when shall we meet?
Tess - Are you talking about dance sessions or therapy sessions? We might need both.
aaah ok stu, you understood dancing or therapy.
for those prices I was expecting a little more.........
Therapy is to dance as shoes are to guns. You cannot pay enough for a good pair. It's like the contract that states 'I'm your lawyer, you can't put me in jail for murder', which, by the way, is not unlike the ranting blabber: much candy, no sugar.
Cheers,
,-)
Actually... I was talking about therapy sessions, but they involve dancing [if you like]... And come on... don't start naggin about prices, tenakalaz; we will have to work on your expectations as well! I'll do it for free :9
Tess - you a therapist ? NLPér ?
take that back, I have read your blog and seen your flash animations. So I assume (never a good idea) that you also work in I.T somehow.
My highly tuned detective skills tell me that Tess is a Freelance Graphics & Multimedia Designer as well as a digital artist.
thanks Sherlock!!
You two crack me up! STOP it! I'm getting wrinkles... geez. Well done gentlemen! I guess I blew my cover mentioning my homepage here. *darn* Well I'll think of something else... to be continued
Tess, got the link at the trekkie convention? They love shrinks too
Cheers,
You know, given your tendency to injure yourself....My mom has them, in the nursing home, although they do make one look rather elephantine...
Not I. The running man, possibly. More like the "get out of my way, this is a CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!" woman
The mere mention of line dancing reminds me of a tutor i had a uni who looked like Ned Flanders and dressed in demin ranch-style shirts and the tightest tightest jeans - we all "knew" he was a line dancer in his spare time. Therefore i can not take this form of dance seriously, especially since it doesn't really seem to be dancing.
Any Man of Mine Better Walk The Line...
And by Line, I Mean LINE DANCING!
* FYI: You non country-ers "Any Man of Mine," is a song by Shania Twain.
I think even lovers of country are offended by the twee pop tart that is Shania Pain.
I'm not familiar with country but then that does sound enticing.
Cheers,
What about the Birdie song
aaah, dancing is fuun! at least when you're drunk... not drunk, not so much fun. :P hmmm...
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