Brilliant Stu!! This was just what I needed on a grey, cold and "buzy" day at work :D
Your stories always make me smile, and very often laugh, which is not always so handy in a small open office, seing as my boss then figures out that I'm not deeply consentrated on my work 
Anyways, I love this blog Stu!
Greatings from a fellow "expat" in Holland (The Hague)
I love your stories and the way you write them. You keep me coming back, I can't get enough! 
Do you ever post photos of you/friends/holland/etc?
Well, I just have to know - what college WAS this?
Wind in the willows high I believe wasn't it stu.
Miss Evvil - Thanks. I'm glade you like it. I hope I don't get you fired :p
Alisha - Thanks I've not put many photos on here yet but I plan to put some of Holland up later.
BlondebutBright & Tenakalaz - Yes. I had architecture lectures with Mr Badger, lighting lesions with Mole and rowing lesions with Ratty (I was never sure what rowing had to do with my course).
Awwww, that would be so wicked! I would totally vote for a stuffed frog! Lol. Sad that he went missing though. He's probably working on some excellent political theories that will one day win the Nobel prize!
Oh, and if you don't read my comments thingy again, Thanks to the multiple Stuarts that are still reading my blog! Ha ha ha!
Ash - I still hope to see him again one day.
I'll remember to bring more of my split personalties next time (There was an issue with logging i.n)
Ive said this before, and ill say this again:
Legend.
Long Live Malcolm!
Maybe, in the land where Malcolm lives, they have a stuffed human to be their student representative. And maybe, that country is not as far away as we think...
about 7 hours by plane to new york........ damn I can never keep secrets
Joe - Malcolm for world president
Tess - Wow. That is freaky. It's a super frog. Maybe it splits apart in to three when it needs to attack.
Emiel - That sounds just a little scary. I'm not sure why.
Tenakalaz - What? You know Malcolm? How? :p
ssssssshhhhhhhhhhh........... *cough*
(between you and me, I heard he had joined the A-Team)
Do you think there are world governments that are actually run this way? Puppet kings? Ouch, I'm makin my own head hurt....
Tenakalaz - I should have guessed
Ellen - I better not tell you about the other things we got up to at college then.
Dis Malcom fall or did he jump. Maybe his voice wasn't telling the truth and Malcom got fed up and ran away. Maybe he is sunning himself in the everglades or a tropical pond somewhere dreaming of his days as a politician.
Dragonlady - I don't know. It was quite high up. I don't know if he would have jumped by choice... but maybe if the situation had gotten bad enough with out any of us realizing.
Stufd frogs make dancin' chois.
lovd yor story too,
Malcolm's probably gone travelling with that garden gnome who keeps sending pictures of himself from all over the world to his former owners...in fact it's probably Malcolm taking the photos.
After a long and tiring search I can now report that Malcom is alive and well. Although now much old and wiser, he worked his way up the political ladder to become one of the "greatest leaders of all time" (his very words) and he's changed his name to Tony Blair.
PS He's still green, and croaks a lot.
Yesterday was premiere-day, so now I wake up completely exhausted and decide to start the day with breakfast (which I usually do) and your blog.
Thank you. I just saw the best short movie! LONG LIVE MALCOLM!
@Wendy: it's not easy to be green
Hmm...I think I dissected our Malcolm in biology class.
You're right, Stu. My comment about stuffed humans sounded a bit sinister. Quite unintentionally.
VallyP - I wonder how long it will be until they start a con by sending ransom notes for themselves.
Wendy - I always wondered why some of the muppets cast could be seen sneaking in and out of number 10.
Tamara - I'm glade you liked the story
ChickyBabe - Murderer :p
Emiel - As long as it was not once a living human :p
Poor Malcom. Seems the fate of mascots as our class mascot Lumpy (a whitty and inventive stuffed bear) was bear-napped by a rival school. He was never heard from again.
Although, has anyone considered that he may have staged the whole thing like Houdini did? Perhaps he just wanted escape from the political pressures he was surely feeling.
i got a stufd kat. not into politx aidah
I see PaulGuise is on the same wavelength as I am..lol...yes, Stu, the ransom notes should start coming in soon. The photos will probably be of the garden gnome tied to a chair, hanging over the Niagara falls, or maybe of Malcolm tied to a raft and left floating on a lily pond...in Japan...would be enough to tear at anyone's heart strings and get the money rolling in
PaulGuise - Maybe Lumpy and Malcolm ran away together. There might be a secret island some where populated by old class mascots.
VallyP - Maybe there will be a photo with one of them tied to railway tracks with the other dressed as a victor an villain.
I still think it was Neil who pushed Malcolm...
Jake (aka: The Voice of Malcolm) - Oh really? You had the most to gain from Malcolm's disappearance.
I beg your pardon?! Do you mean that Malcolm was stealing MY thunder and that I wished him gone to the great lilly pond in the sky (or at least under the wheels of the nearest car)?
The replacement was far worse. I still have photogaphic evidence of Malcolm the Pimp, you know...
at the beginning i really thought he was gonna make it. poor thing. i hate to see frogs dissapear.
This reminds me of a traumatic event from my childhood when my best friend Kermit disappeared one day when I was trying to climb over a steamengine... I swear he was frog-napped but the police didn't believe me! They accused me of frogicide by cornflakes! It was a tough three months in the clanger after that, surrounded by resentful puppets who all believed my guilt... *snif*
Jake - I forgot about him or maybe I was just trying to block the memory out.
Ginger Ale - We must not give up hope that he is alright where ever he is.
Jodie - Can you prove where you were on the day of Malcolm's frognapping?
Jodie has a good alibi, don't you Jo. She was locked in a cupboard of my choosing...lol....that's what she told everyone at the time anyway
So your in it together? Providing fake alibis?
It was no fake, I tell you! My mother, who sometimes doubled as the wicked witch of the west in my childhood games, tells the truth... she locked me in a cupboard... or at least jokingly threatened to once, which made it an actual event to me
As for the Malcolm's frognapping, I have nothing to say about that except that if I were you I would interrogate the rabbit *nudge nudge wink wink*
I knew that rabbit could not be trusted.....
What rabbit?
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