Or you could listen to the 4 hour "my kid drove the car through the garage" story. But in her defense, she was awesomely dressed.
Suburbite | Homepage | 06.27.08 - 11:53 am | #

last time i asked someone about a bandaid across their nose, i learned about a different type of cock fighting
furiousball | Homepage | 06.27.08 - 11:55 am | #

it was herpes. OK !
d! | Homepage | 06.27.08 - 1:03 pm | #

it doesnt matter what the "story" is. everyone knows their significant other beats them for not listening! or not having dinner ready. or using wire hangers
Senior Obinson | 06.27.08 - 2:16 pm | #

A person should at least make up a clever story about it.
Jack Smynde | Homepage | 06.27.08 - 8:28 pm | #

Well, gee. I once fell off of a ladder and my face broke my fall. I wore a bandage over my stitched up chin for three days.

Nobody asked me about it at all.
The Scoot | Homepage | 06.28.08 - 7:56 am | #

I agree. Any answer would suffice, except maybe "This is what I get when I disobey". Waiter! Another drink, please!
Krissyface | Homepage | 06.29.08 - 6:42 pm | #

happy birthday!
jeremy | Homepage | 07.02.08 - 6:05 am | #