Gravatar I totally agree, my baby grand is called a baby grand, not because of the length of the soundboard, but because it's my baby


Gravatar i'll still let you play my skin flute, so no hard feelings.




(that's what she said)


Gravatar It's all good. I can't play, but I highly doubt I will be in California any time soon...


Gravatar You have a piano???

I am SO coming to visit and stay with you and learn how to play it every single day!! WOOOO!!!!

*currently longing for a piano in her own home.


Gravatar did i tell you i can play the piano with a pencil in between my toes? true story.


Gravatar Look, we both know I can rock the fuck out of "Hot Cross Buns", so please, let's not deny the people the music just because you're jealous, a'ight?


Gravatar I can play heart and soul with my eyes closed.
So I highly recommend you leave the piano closed when I'm near. It's not pretty. Not pretty at all.


Gravatar Show your snatch


Gravatar Would it be any better if you knew we were playing poorly... with our penises?


Gravatar fuck that...


i'm playin' it. so, there.


Gravatar You know if you just place the black keys and forget about rhythm altogether, it sounds like *really professional* "oriental" music.

Honestly.




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