an old lady masturbating with another tea rose candle
furiousball | Homepage | 06.09.08 - 7:04 pm | #

Yourself in the mirror?
SJ | 06.09.08 - 7:08 pm | #

The Stanley Cup giving it to Jim J. Bullock with a strap-on?
Jack Smynde | Homepage | 06.09.08 - 8:08 pm | #

the halloween decorations, because michael's always puts that shit out way early.
jeremy | Homepage | 06.09.08 - 9:54 pm | #

yo mamma?
Paul | Homepage | 06.10.08 - 4:35 am | #

... me standing there, sad and in the rain, just a crazy boy, looking at a beautiful girl, asking her to love him...
Head | 06.10.08 - 8:01 am | #

I was gonna say something witty. . . but furiousball made me laugh my fucking head off for about 45 seconds and I realize that nothing I can come up with will EVER top that.
Patty | Homepage | 06.10.08 - 4:49 pm | #

d's nuts?
d! | Homepage | 06.10.08 - 7:53 pm | #

a guy holding up the cash register behind you, brandishing a #16 knitting needle and demanding "all the dough in the register, and I don't mean play dough, lady..."
Krissyface | Homepage | 06.10.08 - 8:28 pm | #

Willie Wonka said they smell like soap. which is it?
callie | Homepage | 06.11.08 - 3:01 pm | #

It's Michaels, so probably some grandma with a 10% off coupon. Possibly rubbing the candles on herself for perfume.
Amy | 06.11.08 - 3:55 pm | #

...your M-I-L wasn't around.
Kilgorsy | Homepage | 06.19.08 - 11:44 am | #