Being that I've never met a beer I didn't like, maybe I just start spouting hateful speech in all directions.

I've got a ready-made excuse.
Mike | Homepage | 02.06.07 - 12:00 pm | #

Hey, marriage counseling cured me of being married...
shpx.ohfu | 02.06.07 - 1:56 pm | #

Haggard emerged from his iteration of rehab today and announced he was no longer gay. He then mentioned that his personally autographed limited edition copy of 'The Master's Manuel' would be going on sale at EBay. Jack Rinella was unavailable for comment.
The Fat Lady Sings | Homepage | 02.06.07 - 2:03 pm | #

Stop drinking, stop Teh Gay.

Hey, makes sense to me. I'm just a monkey.
Mike | Homepage | 02.06.07 - 4:38 pm | #

America, working daily at new, innovating ways to shirk responsibility...
Frederick | Homepage | 02.07.07 - 4:10 am | #

'Tis the American way after all.
sumo | Homepage | 02.07.07 - 9:53 am | #

Ted just needs to meet a nice Jewish Boy like Senator Macaca. Then he can drink all he wants right in his own home.
Michael Bains | Homepage | 02.08.07 - 3:59 am | #

... check out the hook while the DJ revolves it...
ac patriot | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 11:33 am | #

Ted going cold turkey on being gay might work about as well as going cold turkey on being an alcoholic has done for Bush. They can stop behaviors that are manifestations of the way their minds are wired, but it won't change the way their minds are wired. Ted needs to get over it, and learn to love himself.
Snave | Homepage | 02.11.07 - 10:57 am | #