this confirms my suspicions all along -- you are nuts, dabs! a good nut, but a nut nonetheless :P
as nutty as this post is, it's the best feel-good post i've ever read in this silly saga.
(((dabido)))
Suanie - I love you too dear! 
Minishorts - Thnx.
***BIG HUGS ALL ROUND***
I thought you were going to write "a matron mistook me for an Orangutan and I was briefly shipped off to BORNEO" LOL
I have always love Disney's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"...he's ugly on the outside but on the inside, he's most beautiful..
So, if you're the ugliest blogger, then I'm the ugliest commentor...lol
In reality...I don't care how ugly you are 'cos you're really a good person, Dabido... :p
Now give me that orangutan hug. hehe
Elm - lol
***Orangutan hugs all round!***
No, I am also the ugliest commentator. I'm tired of you young whippersnappers trying to steal my titles. 
You have to earn ugliness like I did. Live a hundred years and maybe you too can be as Orangutan ugly as me!
[Actually, the Orangutans have complained about me using that term. Apparently, they're better looking.]
I've actually seen some of my insides, and it's ugly in there as well! All blood, and gooey things ... and red and stuff.
I tried to sue Disney over that Hunchback film, as they obviously stole my photo in order to make the character, but when I walked into the court room, the judge vomited and the case was cancelled as they said I'd never get a fair trial ... not while the judges found me so hideously ugly. they couldn't stop chucking up.
***MORE ORANGUTAN HUGS FOR EVERYONE***
i feel so loved! hehehehhe .
Minishorts - Thnx for the link. I wondered how my site traffic had multiplied.
Well, at least the existences of the ugly bloggers are perpetually acknowledged. Gorgeous manly bloggers like me are generally ignored.
Swifty - But if I reply, it means I'm not ignoring you ... or maybe I'm replying out of pure jealousy of your gorgeous manly looks, so that people with think you're not being ignored!
err...how come noone mention abt Shrek. i love Shrek despite he only has some hair on the chest, but 'cmon is the heart that counts!
You have no doubts about my words, we love you as who you are not how you look.
That's quite alot of hair. Lots of girls would do anything to have such long hair.
say, did i tell i have a thing for hairy men?
Vicky - lol I'm not worried about my looks dear. Shrek is one of my nicknames ... it was given to me by my friend Angel (whom I call Donkey). lol
But, thanks for the kind words.
James - Yeah, a lot of girls like long hair ... just not all over their body like that!
Kimberly - I think you might have mentioned it on your blog once ... but, sorry, to disappoint, but in real life I struggle to grow hair on my chest.
Thanx for the comments everyone, mucho appreciated!
***ORANGUTAN HUGS FOR ALL***
i understand you received an email. i'm intrigued.
i'd like to see the email.
I suddenly feel I have someone to relate to now...
**hugz... but not in a Brokeback manner...**
Jayelle -I've sent an e-mail to you explaining why I can't send the e-mail!
CMOS - lol
**MORE ORANGUTAN HUGZ ALL ROUND!***
"My father used to give me pluged in toasters to play with in the bath."
That just kiled me man! haha.
It's made my day. Thanks dude.
Whoa.. nice one here. Heh heh heh... I'd better go dust my links soon.
wombok - Thnx.
'That just kiled me man! haha.'
And almost me!
Dr. Tan - Thnx. I bet I appear as an Orangutan on your link!
Thanks. You made me feel beautiful today.
Fashionasia - No worries.
You look so cuteeee! bwahahaha
All I can say is you are the BEST person I have ever known! If everybody was beautiful - beautiful wouldn't have existed. You are beautiful in your own sense.
Ashish - lol Thnx Matey.
'All I can say is you are the BEST person I have ever known!'
There are lots of people out there better than I am. You just need to get out and meet more people. lol
I feel like singing:
Everyday is so wonderful
And suddenly, it's hard to breathe
Now and then, I get insecure
From all the pain,
I'm so ashamed
You're all so beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring us down
You're all so beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring us down, oh no
No one can bring us down today.
[Hmmm, bet you all want to see my video version of that too!]
WOW! I love the lyrics..
You betcha! I would love to see your MTV version.
The newest album in town!
"Orangutan Rhymes" by Dabido
hahahahaha
But as Elm says they are wonderful lyrics. Oh by the way I tagged you.
Oh and according to me YOU ARE The best person I know.
Elm - THnx Yeah, I need to buy a video camera to do the video! lol
Ashish - Thnx.
My second album is 'Orangutan Rhymes with what?' lol
Dabido Challenges cannot be tagged! They are a gauntlet whcih is thrown down for the brave, the willing or the foolharder to pick up and run with. lol
Anyway, I'll pick up this challenge (especially as it has my name on it!) lol
And, I'll take your words on me being the best person you know. I'm sure you probably know better people ... you just may not realise it. I'm sure your mum is better than me. Most mums are. [Especially after you wrote 'My Mom is the best']
Had a slow start till I read your post! Good one there mate!
Kalamari - Thnx Mate.
Reminds me of:
http://www.zerosexlife.com/
Though I'm sure that bloke finally got laid or had himself neutered because he haven't update his site for a very long time now.
Update me into your 'Fat, Ugly and Flabby' network 'coz once we build an army of our Mass, we frggin' take over the World and make beautiful ppl our slaves and disposable toilet-seats!
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