It's not like I'm asking for naked pictures of Bea Arthur or something difficult like that.

Do an image search of the words "Bea Arthur" on Google. The results are ... interesting.
Rich Leonardi | Homepage | 05.31.06 - 5:17 pm | #

That's...disthcusthin! I guess that when you turn 40, your brain goes straight to the gutter. I hope that your better half has a cake large enough for all of those candles. I'm thinking that you should alert the local fire department for the firestorm that is coming tomorrow. Did Heather have enough money to buy all of those candles? Does she need a loan?
Douglas | 05.31.06 - 6:23 pm | #

You know, beloved husband, I just kind of assumed that if senility would hit your generation, it would hit you first.

Then your younger brother has this kind of memory lapse, forgets his basic math skills, or both...

How sad.
Heather Price | Homepage | 05.31.06 - 7:30 pm | #

Why is it that everyone is selling that set "USED! LIKE NEW! $190.00!!!"?

I dunno, Dale. I suspect the transmission must be bad on that set.

Happy birthday anyway.
Theocoid | Homepage | 05.31.06 - 11:26 pm | #

Dale, would you settle for a Mighty Ducks press guide?

Get them while they're hot! The team's name is going to change in three weeks.

Or, would you prefer an Edmonton Oilers press guide?
Joseph D'Hippolito | 05.31.06 - 11:57 pm | #

So Dale,

Cheer up! Who needs to works so hard at reading history anyway, when folks like Dan Brown will let you know THE REAL TRUTH!!!!



Happy birthday,
Zach Frey | Homepage | 06.01.06 - 10:28 am | #

Rich:

I'm too afraid to try.

Theocoid:

$190 is more than half off--that's a bargain! In the cosmic sense of the term.

Joe:

That actually sounds cool (my sympathies, too--I thought the Ducks had some serious momentum). And no Oilers stuff--I've disliked Edmonton since '86-'87.

How much, eh?

Zach:

I hadn't thought of it that way--I just can't wait for his presentation on the empire of New Rome....
Dale Price | Homepage | 06.01.06 - 11:54 am | #

Put the set on your Christmas list, Dale. Maybe Santa will be more sympathetic than your readership. Or, hey, in just a few years you can start petitioning the Tooth Fairy again....

Happy Birthday!
Mia Storm | 06.01.06 - 12:26 pm | #

Missed your birthday! Well, happy late wishes.

Now stop that crazy naked Bea Arthur talk, I'll all oogied out.
Patty | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 12:07 am | #

I have been reliably informed that this did not arrive in the mail today.

I'll get right on that.
Der Tommissar | Homepage | 06.07.06 - 6:56 pm | #