*ahem*

If Elvis is truly a steer, rather than a bull, he shouldn't be worried about finding a girlfriend, and there will never be any "how I met your mother" stories.

City folks. Sheesh.


peace,
Zach Frey | Homepage | 12.14.06 - 10:53 am | #

Oh, all right.
Dale Price | Homepage | 12.14.06 - 11:04 am | #

That honey of his comess across like a real cow.
Victor Morton | Homepage | 12.15.06 - 5:30 am | #

If you keep this up, Victor, I'm going to have to ask you to hoof it.
Dale Price | Homepage | 12.15.06 - 9:32 am | #

Victor:

Don't let Dale cow you with such threats.


peace,
Zach Frey | Homepage | 12.15.06 - 11:18 am | #

Now Zach, my beef is with Victor.
Dale Price | Homepage | 12.15.06 - 2:55 pm | #

I don't udderstand. Will you re-veal why you have this "beef" with me?
Victor Morton | Homepage | 12.15.06 - 3:13 pm | #

I think you all need to steer clear of such bad puns.
Terry | Homepage | 12.15.06 - 3:33 pm | #

Instead of milking them for all they're worth?
Zach Frey | Homepage | 12.15.06 - 3:42 pm | #

Only if they're not too cheesy.
Victor Morton | Homepage | 12.15.06 - 3:50 pm | #

Terry:

Don't have a cow, man.
Bart Simpson | Homepage | 12.15.06 - 3:51 pm | #

I see this thread has become quite the cottage industry since I last visited.

I strongly suspect I'm going to have to put this one out to pasture.
Dale Price | Homepage | 12.15.06 - 4:22 pm | #

Victor, your feigned innocence is such tripe.
Dale Price | Homepage | 12.15.06 - 4:23 pm | #

I'm on the horns of a dilemma. I cud continue to toss the bull against the host's wishes.

If I do, he'll order me back to the Highlands (or maybe Galloway ... or if he's really confused about his British geography, to Jersey, Guernsey, Hereford or Devon).

But if I cease, I'll have shown I have four fewer stomachs than I should.

To be or not to be, that is the question ...
Victor Morton | Homepage | 12.15.06 - 5:17 pm | #

Don't worry. Dale is slow to Angus and rich in mercy.
Maureen | Homepage | 12.17.06 - 12:35 am | #

Run Awhey! Run Awhey!
Peggy Hagen | 12.17.06 - 11:03 am | #

That Luna is such a heifer. She has been with at least three other bulls in the last month.
Paul Barnes | 12.18.06 - 8:33 pm | #

cow-abunga!
Don | Homepage | 12.28.06 - 7:15 pm | #