Gravatar By the time he gets his first three chords down, they will have already probably rebuilt the entire New Orleans-Biloxi-Mobile corridor.


Gravatar As to the preznitual seal, the answer is yes. Betcha his underoos have the seal to help him remember which way to put them on.


Gravatar wow, lucky shot! it's rare to catch him flickin' his lizard tongue.

he must still be in his reptile on vacation state of empty mind.


Gravatar Convict this man of felonious 3rd degree folly according to Ben Franklin in Poor Richard's Almanac (1754):

Count one of the indictment: "The first degree of folly is to conceit one's self wise." -- Guilty

Count two of the indictment: "The second to profess it." -- Guilty

Count three of the indictment: "The third to despise counsel." -- Guilty

Sentence: Off with his head!

Oops! That's a little Pat Robertson-ish for me. I'll settle for impeachment.


Gravatar Didn't know Georgie could play, maybe he's playing this Johnny Cash Song.

How high's the water, mama?
Two feet high and risin'
How high's the water, papa?
Two feet high and risin'

We can make it to the road in a homemade boat
That's the only thing we got left that'll float
It's already over all the wheat and the oats,
Two feet high and risin'

How high's the water, mama?
Three feet high and risin'
How high's the water, papa?
Three feet high and risin'

Well, the hives are gone,
I've lost my bees
The chickens are sleepin'
In the willow trees
Cow's in water up past her knees,
Three feet high and risin'

How high's the water, mama?
Four feet high and risin'
How high's the water, papa?
Four feet high and risin'

Hey, come look through the window pane,
The bus is comin', gonna take us to the train
Looks like we'll be blessed with a little more rain,
4 feet high and risin'

How high's the water, mama?
Five feet high and risin'
How high's the water, papa?
Five feet high and risin'

Well, the rails are washed out north of town
We gotta head for higher ground
We can't come back till the water comes down,
Five feet high and risin'

Well, it's five feet high and risin'

Again, maybe George is just singing bye-bye Cindy Sheehan.


Gravatar Earl Bockenfeld--brilliant! Beautifully appropriate!


Gravatar What's the number that's one higher than trifecta?


Gravatar Great minds think alike.


Gravatar All of us grabbed this photo didn't we?


Gravatar catalexis,

it's one of those "shared outrage" photos. I want everyone to see this shot, to see how fucking cavalier this motherfucker is about death and destruction.


Gravatar Is he playing "Airhead on a G String"?

"Classical Gasbag"?

"Dead-headed Stranger"?


Gravatar It would figure that this idiot would like country music!

Why is it this musical genre attracts ignorance?

I fuckin' hate country!


Gravatar I just realized, I'd screwed up my Homepage link. I have this photo too.


Gravatar Sigh, one more time.


Gravatar No funny caption? Howzabout:

"Do these things float? Maybe we can send a coupla crates down to N'Awlins!"

(Sycophantic press corps laughs uproariously.)


Gravatar as of thursday morning, the president of the united states, it was reported from crawford on cnn, still had not returned 2 days early.


Gravatar That's just wrong. He is disgracing guitar players everywhere.


Gravatar do you notice how the fingering of the chord allows him to flip us off as well?


Gravatar Ahh, damn. Now I'm going to have to go home and smash my guitars.


Gravatar That finger he's giving is directed toward his Gulf states voters.


Gravatar And what the hell kind of atonal avant-garde chord is that supposed to be, anyway? If he actually strummed that, it would be almost as grating as his voice.


Gravatar All joking aside, pictures of him are making me nauseous today. I thought it might be something I ate, but no, it really is only when I see pictures of him.


Gravatar Come one, come all, to the...

The Bush Disaster Tour 2005!

Bush is a disgrace to guitar players everywhere. The presidential seal is way over the top.




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