Brown's certainly an expert in failure--not failure analysis, but failure itself.
Probably because no law firm or lobbying official would touch him with a 10' pole.
Now he can do a heck of another job.
I think Bush got re-elected using the same basic theory: The only candidate strong enough to stay the disastrous course he plotted the first time around!
How soon before he gets the Medal of Freedom?
Oh, I think Brownie and AWOL are a perfect matched set, with their corresponding successes in their endeavors and all.
They're also changing their name to: "Disasters 'Я' Us."
Thought Blockbuster Video eliminated "Late FEMAs,"
White collar welfare. How the fuck else is this no-talent loser supposed to make a buck? These are the same people who would begrudge a poor single mom her food stamps.
Fuckers.
And that's where the My Little Pony de-luxe stable will go, and... NO, CHERTOFF! YOU CAN'T BORROW MY MANE BRUSH!
It occurs to me that Brownie has a face like a chewed cigar.
[facepalm]
Has he not read today's Time? (I believe their editors are reading the Shrill One, or at least some blogs. They were playing the Find the Brownie game in this week's issue. Yes, we still get the sub, despite La Coulter.)
How much better to assess what went wrong than first-hand?
Katrina changed everything.
We're all Dilberts now.
Well, I guess now we know who has those incriminating snapshots of the Chief of the Counterfeit Compassionate Conservative And Oh Yeah By The Way Conspicuously Caucasian Caucus with the under-age goat.
Let's glue the quote 'You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie' onto him, so he can't move without Katrina around his neck.
When reached for comment Mr. Brown said "The important lesson that we have learned from this disater and the loss of so many of our fellow citizens is that I MUST continue to get a paycheck........that is all.
What?"
Disproving the rumours that he was the source of the "Bush is drinking" story, Drownie is still a company man: It was the locals fault; and the military needs to be used against Americans. [See story below].
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