Eeewwwww. Bush's mouth looks like my kitty's anus in that photo. What's more, Bush spews the same substance out of his mouth that my kitty...
mothra | 01.23.06 - 5:00 pm | #

Now that is one dignified looking fella. A hemorrhoid with eyes.
BWT | Homepage | 01.23.06 - 5:04 pm | #

Is that man NEVER not making a face?
Nemo | 01.23.06 - 5:04 pm | #

...snapping turtle!

He's been taking "delay" lessons.
Darryl Pearce | Homepage | 01.23.06 - 5:05 pm | #

Dubya's world is spinning out of control. He is like the crook Henry Hill, as played by Ray Liotta in the last 30 minutes of Godfellas. He is paranoid, the shits hitting the fan all around him and he is wondering how he going to con his way out of the next snafu.
llamajockey | 01.23.06 - 5:12 pm | #

Now there's a good close-up of that little dingle-berry that hangs down from the middle of his upper lip -WTF is that?
queek | 01.23.06 - 6:26 pm | #

Dear god wt, where do you get these pictures? That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
poputonian | 01.23.06 - 6:27 pm | #

That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen.

Ugly from the inside out.
watertiger | Homepage | 01.23.06 - 6:56 pm | #

If this is the presnit in deep thought, what would he look like when he was really concentrating? Just wondering . . .
writer7 | 01.23.06 - 7:16 pm | #

He should go out to the parking lot to look for his uppers. He always forgets to put them back in after giving Uncle Dick a dollar knobber.

Regards,
Tengrain | 01.23.06 - 7:19 pm | #

Great caption. One of your best ever.
mr. hedley bowes | 01.23.06 - 7:36 pm | #

"Th' number to tap is BR-549."
CapMidnight | 01.23.06 - 8:10 pm | #

*Herk* Ooooo my stomach will never recover...

Wonder if that photographer's been gitmoed.
ellroon | 01.23.06 - 8:26 pm | #

I saw this and thought: pie hole. That and what kind of asshole thinks this thing looks presidential?
pissed in NYC | Homepage | 01.23.06 - 8:47 pm | #

Dammit, more hot pics of NotJenna! Stat!
Heywood Jablome | 01.23.06 - 9:01 pm | #

Lessee, we got green skin, liver spots, beady sunken eyes, and there's nothing anyone can say about that mouth that isn't obscene. And of course the idiotic befuddled expression, which goes without saying.
On the bright side, we can make the picture go away, but Pickles and the Worthless Twins are stuck with him.
Smiler Grogan | 01.23.06 - 10:39 pm | #

Where's Attaturk?

No doubt he would label this shot "sexual release."
TheOaf | 01.24.06 - 9:48 am | #

"Gotta boost those poll numbers...! Lessee, did the flight suit thing already... clearing brush... hey, I got it! I'll drive one 'o them NASCARs at a big race -- gotta be one soon, springtime, hotrods, and ME! Then I can fly out on the heliocopter -- oh yeah! Bring 'em ON!!!"
Jeff (no, the other one) | Homepage | 01.24.06 - 10:19 am | #

Writer7:

Did you ever see "Scanners"....?
Telly Belly | 01.24.06 - 12:58 pm | #

For a Mayberry Machiavelli, with a pair glasses he'd look an awful lot like Floyd the barber.
R.Porrofatto | 01.25.06 - 7:48 pm | #