Those are our only options? Wow -- how old is that picture?
rjhjr | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 10:55 am | #

I've never been good at weight guessing, but I bet he's a 350 pounder easy, not even counting the stuff he pocketed at the buffet.
Save ANWR. Render Denny!
Sorghum Crow | 04.28.06 - 10:58 am | #

I'm going to wait (weight?) until after the war starts to get more options to choose from....
dex | 04.28.06 - 11:02 am | #

Well, he sure as s&*t aint shallow. Heehee.
ql in NY | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 11:09 am | #

Fat Ugly Fucker. Do I win??
Heywood Jablome | 04.28.06 - 11:13 am | #

looks like he's got 10 pounds just in his double chin. eeeew, we just grossed ourselves out.
alf and ralph monroe | 04.28.06 - 11:20 am | #

Some of my favorite relatives are morbidly obese so putting them in the same category as "Denny the Many" kinda hurts.
No doubt he's a glutton, in the true sense of the word.
mnkid | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 11:35 am | #

Sorghum cow: Fat weighs less than muscle, so I'm guessing only 325 lbs., but probably 350 lbs. after lunch.
pissed in NYC | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 11:36 am | #

Who're you calling a cow? It's crow. My nom de clavier is a real name from my youth. The original SC is long dead. He ran a general store that has now succumbed to rot and kudzu.
Sorghum Crow | 04.28.06 - 11:46 am | #

It's an advertisement for Methane. Just strap a collector on the asses of all these fat politicians and gas would go down a nickle. I apologize.
Frances the Cockatoo | 04.28.06 - 12:09 pm | #

What a fucking troll. I'm just so glad I never have to watch him feed.
BWT | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 12:34 pm | #

Sorry Sorghum Crow....I blame my eyesight. Damned astigmatism.
pissed in NYC | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 12:49 pm | #

Don't worry PiNYC, I have vision problems of my own. Most days, I just can't see going to work.
Sorghum Crow | 04.28.06 - 12:56 pm | #

The man is sick. Our country is being run by sick old guys.
Hattie | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 1:44 pm | #

Do I have 375?
Gindy | 04.28.06 - 2:28 pm | #

Sorghum Crow: don't I know it.
pissed in NYC | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 3:28 pm | #

He's not a regular, nor a silver. He'a an ULTIMATE asshole!
ellroon | 04.28.06 - 4:09 pm | #

You can bet he'd do something if the price of ham gravy was skyrocketing.
Sorghum Crow | 04.28.06 - 4:29 pm | #

unfortunately this pig comes from my state. I hide my face everytime his picture comes up. That way no one can see me puking.
leslie | 04.28.06 - 5:36 pm | #

Friends of ours have a kid who used to raise pigs in 4H that were thinner than this guy.
Ruthie | 04.28.06 - 7:48 pm | #

Let's see...309 + 318 + 326 = The American Government's Homage to Mr. Kreosote. Wait til he starts blowin'.

There ought to be a sign on his ass saying "How's My Driving?" and a beeping sound whenever he backs up.

Doesn't matter how refined the gas is. He's crude.

Hastert could feed a starving tribe of cannibals for a week until they died of disgust.
ScratchThatJ _ cq_ _Itch | 04.28.06 - 8:49 pm | #