Amazing that he would write such a cordial personal letter to a complete stranger...I guess everybody in Texas got personalized letters on their birthday, right?
Obviously a document forged by Dan Rather.
It's that damn Autopen again.
Does he sign letters with the extra large magic marker? (I bet he sniffs 'em too)
Ooohhh, cool, where'dja get that? What a stupid birthday note, kinda like his love letters from Harriet.
zennurse,
a reader sent it to me. Noice, no?
And notice how it's sexist and age-ist. I would definitely not want a beer with this twit.
And cheap, too.
And, while I'm at it, I wonder what a handwriting person would say about that signature, with those tight loops, failure to close letters, and use of the heavy marker... (or crayon?)
Chimpy really likes the exclamation marks, doesn't he? Like a 10-year-old girl. And I love how his moronic remarks ("55 years old. Wow! That is really old.") seem even stupider when they're typed on official letterhead.
Clearly that is not 1997 kerning. Watertiger has zero credibility due to her blind hatred of die feuhrer -- er, the President.
I'll bet the house that this was the sum total of the paperwork issued from the Texas Governor's desk on April 14, 1997.
Dear Mr. President:
My teacher made us read your letter to Ken Lay that was posted on the Internet. Now we have to write letters too. We have to write to you because Miss Mervin sez so.
I think your letter sux. You write like a girl. If you think being President is hard work, you should have Miss Mervin for English.
And it's NU-cle-ar--NOT NOO-kyoo-lar!
Yours Truly,
Bobby G.
Grade 4
Dear Bobbie G,
Thank-you fer yer letter.
Im glad to see our childrun is learnin.
Bobby, did yer folks or Miss Mervin ever teach yew bout respect?
It seems to me yer folks are razin a little terrorist.
Before you go writin such letters to the prezident – yore commander in cheef – I think yew shud be askin yer folks if they’d like a holiday near the Caribein Ocean.
Cuz I know of a nice place there wear they could be spendin a few years on vacation.
Theres beaches, palm trees, waterboardin and stuff.
Ask them iffen they’d like that.
Thinking of yew.
Your Friend,
George
$100 bucks says Bush pardons Lay on his last day in office.
The Smoking Gun has a whole file of letters between the two.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/arc...e/
bushlay1.html
god. hes dumber then me! that aint suppozed ta happen.
"Thank goodness you have such a young, beautiful wife."
Don't worry. I got a Presidential pardon waiting for you. Just send Linda on over to "collect."
A startling dearth of epistolary eloquence on both sides of the correspondence...
You know it was dictated. No way could he operate a typewriter, let alone a computer.
Regards,
Jesus Murphy, his signature has to be bigger than the letter. What a maroon!
PS...nice little missive from one CROOK to another.
OMG- are you saying this letter is real? My first thought when I read it was that it was one of your clever little jokes that keeps my heart from breaking under the current mis-administration. But from the comments- am I to understand this is an ACTUAL letter Bush wrote. Good God the man is a moron.
The bigger the sig, the smaller. . . .
that banter. isn't it cute?
This letter would be news to the New York Times (not that they'd print it). Check the "news analysis" blaming "the era" and all their words since the guilty verdicts. No mention, not even once, of Bush or the Bush administration.
Nothing to see here! Move on, folks.
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